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Todd Justice

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You want to know more, right off the bat? Go ahead and check out my website: www.ToddJustice.com - You know oddly enough, I'm a little shy in public, at least until I step onstage. I can talk to 1000 people, no problem, but one-on-one I'm not always the loudest or most forward person in the room. However, throw me a mic and the game is on. Now you're on my time. I have already met quite a few people on here, and found some old friends. You can never have too many I guess, and this is now where smart comics come to network and potentially build a fanbase. How cool is that! People often ask me about my biggest comedy goal, and I'll tell them the name of my tour ... "Total World Domination". Pretty much sums it up, and I'm not apologizing to anyone!

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My Interests

Standup comedy, writing, traveling, the beach, swimming, meeting new people. Well, not NEW people, I guess they've been around awhile.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a great sense of humor! Fans, comics, teachers, preachers, mothers, truckers, not to mention that cute girl in the ticket booth ...

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Music:

Mostly a big rock fan! Where have all the guitar gods gone? I listen to country sometimes, when I'm traveling. Can't stand classical or rap.

Movies:

"My Name Is Nobody" - hilarious western classic.

Television:

Benny Hill

Books:

Da Vinci Code - the best book I've read in years!

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, my Dad

My Blog

The Plan

I'm not sure which question peaks my curiosity more ... when I will die, or how? As far as WHEN is concerned, I think not knowing keeps you from speeding it up even further. Or perhaps it gives you a ...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:30:00 PST

Todd Justice - Riddle of the Day!

What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance? www.ToddJustice.com ...
Posted by Todd Justice on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:36:00 PST

Guest Reeker

I stayed the night at my best friend Trey's last night. Apparently, I woke up with some horrendous breath. But I was really thirsty, so I went straight to the kitchen for a coke before brushing m...
Posted by Todd Justice on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:17:00 PST

Todd Justice - Riddle of the Day!

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch ...
Posted by Todd Justice on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

Todd Justice - Riddle of the Day!

Feed me and I LiveGive me Drink and I DieWhat Am I? www.ToddJustice.com  ...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:05:00 PST

Inquiring Minds Wanna Know

This one is for the ladies ...      I was using a fun new application the other day, on a different social networking site, when I realized something. As I browsed what was q...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:53:00 PST

LOI: Link to Nowhere

I just sent out the "Riddle of the Day" to hundreds of my readers, people on my email list, people on my forums, etc . .... with the wrong stupid link. The LEAGUE OF IDIOTS. I'm not only the president...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:43:00 PST

blog change: The New LEAGUE OF IDIOTS

In case y'all didn't notice, I have changed the title of my "Nation of Idiots" post series to the Todd Justice "LEAGUE OF IDIOTS". I realized very quickly that calling it a "Nation" made it ...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:13:00 PST

Todd Justice - Riddle of the Day!

I can be quick and then I'm deadly, I am a rock, shell and bone medley. If I was made into a man, I'd make people dream, I gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream. What am I? - Be sure to subsc...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:30:00 PST

LOI: In The Bag

Someone reminded me of this today. It's kind of an old story, but it fits this theme and actually happened to me, too. One day I walked into a hamburger joint. I ordered a cheeseburger, small fry, and...
Posted by Todd Justice on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:35:00 PST