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Danny-aka-Woofy

Hello world, It's the man with the child in his eyes !

About Me

Olde hippie- children need not apply( I don't need no troubles)- moped rider- SWM-Rennaisance man, various talents, various jobs held- diabetic - Happi type personality - non biggotted southerner- former sexual dynamo -prankster-Disneyaniac-Cinderella Searcher-Player of pornographic Scrabble-Panzer General-Statistical Anomaly-Master Baiter:I've spent 10 years before the mast, mostly inshore Party Boat fishing, but I also served me a stint on shrimpers and commercial snapper/grouper fishing boats. Gimme a hook, and we eat well tonight. Gimme a cast net and we eat shwimps.

My Interests

Pirating, Games, Music, Pillaging, SEX, Golf, Party-ing ,SEX, Reading, Boating, Rastafarian Sacrement, Marine Biology, Burning and Looting, Natural History, SEX, Cheese Mining, Scale Modeling, Hunting treasure,Eating fresh caught shwimps on the barbie, Self Indulgent(plageristic)Poetry,SEX,Hunting Fossils & Sharks Teefus, Trolling for lounge lizards, Bawdy sea chanty's, Walt Disney World!(400+ trips), Air Guitar(Meistroe),Aviation,Beer,Pernod Fils,Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Rum, and did I mention SEX ?

I'd like to meet:

Some of my old Army friends from 3plt/ 189 ATC co. (fwd) with duty @ Giebelstadt/Werthiem/Kitzingen in the early 1980's , OLde school chums, New Friends, Diseyaniacs,Surfers,Golfers, Scale Modelers, New Musicians, Pirates, People who like to tell tales around the campfire,Princesses,Anyone who ever cried out "Save the whales!", Stargazers,Players of board games,Players of steel drums, Daydreamers,Fans of Anime,Anyone who ever dressed as KIZZ,Bowlers,Pillagers,Those who can tie a "Bowline" or splice the mainbrace,Rum Runners,Women who remember the lost art of Kissing,Barnstormers,Pornstars,Risk takers,Vikings, Gorton ze Glouster Fisherman,Peter Pan,The crying indian from them 70's environmental commercials,College Football Fans, Vampirella,Air-Traffic-Controllers,Anyone who ever flew an A-10,Dr. Strangelove,"Mile High" clubbers,Anyone who lives their dreams,Opera singers,Dragon Riders,Agent Provocateurs,And anyone who ever watched Schoolhouse Rock.

Music:

Classic rock- big hair 80's - Classical- new sounds-songs of Irish rebellion,calypso/Steel Drums, Sarah Brightman,The sound of Harpsichords,After the Fire, Loreena McKennitt, KIZZ, Starz,Kraftwerk, Mostly Autumn, Marillion,Jimmy Buffett, Kate Bush,Meatloaf, Girl Bands(No matter WHAT that banner says), Celtic Women,BAZOOKA JONES!,Annie

Movies:

The hitchikkers guide to the Gallaxy-The lord of the rings trilogy-Most Sci-Fi- Comedies-old war movies - pirate flix (Yellowbeard !) -BORAT- Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2- Disney Flix-Cannibal Women From The Avocado Jungle Of Death-Van Wilder- Van Wilder 2:the rise of Taj-DUNE-Children of DUNE-The day after tomorrow-Flyboys-The Musketeer- The 3 Musketeers-Starship Troopers-A Clockwork Orange-The Secretary-Wuthering Heights-The Scarlet Pimpernell-Robin Hood-Tora/Tora/Tora-Anything by Broken lizard films-DOGMA-Moulin Rouge-Love, Actually-RollerBall-Soylent Green-2001: A space oddysey-Cool Running-Tank Girl-From Dusk Till Dawn-Sniper-Anything with Cheech & Chong-1941-History of the World pt1-Blazing Saddles-Animal House-Spinal Tap-Herbie,Fully Loaded-CutThroat Island-Peter Pan-V:for Vendetta-Eurotrip-Old School-The Labyrinth-KULL

Television:

the BBC comedies- The Hitchikkers Guide To The Galaxy-Red Dwarf-The Young Ones-Monty Python - Red Green -Scrubs-the History Channel-Gilligan's Island-McHale's Navy-Lance Link, Secret Chimp-Saturday morning Cartoons-Cable News-C=Span-College Football-the Disney Channel,and JEOPARDY

Books:

Enders game- The Dorsai series-Edgar rice burrows Martian series-Sci-Fi/fantasy- A brief history of time-The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series- Tea with the Red Dragon-The Ship That Sailed The Time Stream-The 7th Carrier Series-the Dragonriders series-GOR-Two years before the mast-Billy Budd-The Old Man and The Sea-Farenheit 451-Robinson Crusoe-Shakespeare-Plato-Beowulf-A distant mirror-Carrier Admiral-At Dawn We Slept- The Raft-Airpower-What If?-KIZZSTORY-KIZZ and make-up -We were expendable-The Pirates-Fighting Sail-The Quatrains Of Michel DeNostradamus

Heroes:

My Father- those who serve their country instead of complaining - the WWII generation-The founders of Greenpeace-people who are not afraid to put themselves "out there" Those who know, understand, and love the seas.

My Blog

TFT-Cupid,Luna,Venus and Aphrodite pt 5

..."With a thrill in my head, and a pill on my tongue/Disolve the nerves that have just begun/Listening to Marvin all night long/This is the sound of my soul(this is the sound)"...By Lunchtime Cathy a...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:51:00 PST

TFT-Cupid,Luna,Venus and Aphrodite pt 4

"The bigger the cushion,the sweeter the pushin'/That's what they say/The looser the waistband,the deeper the quicksand/Or so I have read/My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,I'd like to sink her with m...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST

TFT-Cupid,Luna,Venus and Aphrodite pt 3

..."Gonna take the time to do the things we never have"... Blossom recovered slowly. The bottle was passed around until it was emptied. We burned another joint. Cathy asked if anybody wanted another Q...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST

TFT-Cupid,Luna,Venus and Aphrodite pt 3

"Quand vous aurez goute` aux secrets,vous voudrez les penetrer"...(Once you have tasted the secrets,you will have a strong desire to understand them)....Lucidity intrudes at the oddest times. I was to...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

TFT-Cupid,Luna,Venus and Aphrodite pt 2

..."And they blame it all on the lust for kicks,kicks,kicks"... Cathy was coming in to give me my marching orders. "Danny you haven't eaten today. There's a bowl of fresh fruit salad we made. You need...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST

TFT-Cupid,Luna,Venus and Aphrodite pt 1

"That voodoo that you do/The shimmy lights through you/And no one can vodoo the voodoo/You do/Do to me-YEAH!"...Valentine's day. Like the bikini-bash we were going nearly all out. Chloe did not have t...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

TFT-She (chameleon)

..."Oh don't lean on me man,'cause you can't afford a ticket back from Sufferagette City/Oh don't lean on me man,'cause you ain't got time to check-in at Sufferagette City/It's all right/It's outa' si...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

TFT-Tigresses by the tail pt III

..."I wonder how you're feeling. There's ringing in my ears"...I was becoming spoiled rotten. Losing all touch with reality. Living in a world consisting of little else but sensations. Sensations extr...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:32:00 PST

TFT-Tigresses by the tail pt II

..."Come on,Come on and there'll be no turning back/You were only killing time and it can kill you right back/Come on,Come on it's time to burn up the fuse/You got nothing to do and even less to lose"...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

TFT-Tigresses by the tail pt I

..."Everbody needs love and adventure/Everybody needs cash to spend/Everbody needs love and affection/Evertbody needs two or three friends"....It was almost perfect. The trip from Wertemburg-Unterwitt...
Posted by Danny-aka-Woofy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST