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Tine, Esq.

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"To maintain a belief in a 6,000 year old earth requires a denial of essentially all the results of modern physics, chemistry, astronomy, biology, and geology. It is to imply that airplanes and automobiles work by magic, rather than by empirically testable laws."
--Lawrence M. Krauss, The New York Times August 15, 2006

I am currently an Anthropology major at Eastern New Mexico University. I was a Sailor (both a bos'n and a sonar operator) stationed onboard the USS O'Kane (DDG 77) which is home ported in Pearl Harbor, Hawai'i. I have been to eleven countries, nine of which I visited while in the Navy. I am a free thinker. I am a fence sitter. Oh, and people like me.

[PICKY PANDA DIED BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF HIS FAVORITE BAMBOO AND HE WOULD HAVE RATHER STARVED HIMSELF THAN EAT SOMETHING ELSE]

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I'd like to meet:

High-class European Gigalos and megalomaniacal street sweepers bent on the domination of rhesus monkeys and gibbons.I hate bigots, troglodytes... bigotted troglodytes. I guess this is somewhat oxymoronic.


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Virtues of the Fall

What would we have been if there was no "Fall of Man"? I ask this because Existence without specific aspects of life would have been entirely pointless. Why create some drone with no personality oth...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Black Women and their Quandaries

Black Women face tough choices in South CarolinaWhy? Why is this such a tough fucking choice? Why the hell would you vote for someone just because you can sleep better at knowing that a woman or a bl...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:44:00 GMT

Roaches Respond to Peer Pressure

By KENNETH CHANG and JOHN SCHWARTZPublished: November 15, 2007Many a mother has said, with a sigh, "If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump, too?"The answer, for cockroaches at least, may w...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:41:00 GMT

A Treatise Against the Destruction of Childhood Icons

Is it truly necessary to remake every fucking movie or television show into some horribly made, computer animated crap-fest? Apparently, it is. I mean, why would I buy a classic Teenage Mutant Ninja...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:39:00 GMT

On Being "a Woman"

So, on Halloween i got [almost] all dolled up. I didn't bother with make up. i hate the stuff and it itches and i break out really badly when i do wear it. But, I was in a dress (!!!), and i can ho...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:31:00 GMT

I’ve Been Thinking

I've been seriously considering chopping off my hair. It's reached that time of the decade, I suppose. Every three or four years or so I've chopped it off to about my chin. The first time, I had no...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Grilled Cheese

Anyone up for a "grilled cheese festival" in Portales?I got the idea from here!You KNOW you wanna!
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:11:00 GMT

You’re Actually in Florida.

Yes, you are. you see, there is only Florida. Everywhere else is just a figment of your imagination. You're not really in New Mexico, or Texas, or California. You're in Florida. And, by golly, yo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Cast Your Vote Here, Folks!

The subject is Bigfoot!Is Bigfoot:A) a big, hairy Canadian with massive feet?B) a small man with a "little person" complex in a big Canadian ape suit?C) a robot... a robot in a big Canadian ape suit?
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:09:00 GMT

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Fuck it.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:59:00 GMT