Pool.
Monkeys.
Beatles, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Doors, Elvis, Enimem, Billy Joel, Elton John, Janis Joplin, Jazz, Led Zepplin, Bob Marley, NIN, Opera, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Paul Simon, Frank Sinatra, Tragically Hip, U2, Van Morrison, Weird Al, White Stripes and mixed tapes all suck.
Alien, Apocalypse Now, Batman, Beetlejuice, Braincandy, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Lone Wolf and Cub, Lord of the Rings, Princess Bride, The Quiet Man, Scrooged, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Sin City, Spaceballs, Superman, Star Trek, Star Wars are stupid movies.
Band of Brothers, Colbert Report, Daliy Show, Family Guy, Firefly, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Deadwood, Smallville, Star Trek make T.V. boring.
Actor's Autobiographies, books on Acting, anything by Robert A. Heinlein, Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy, Tad Williams' Otherland, Lewis Carroll's Alice books, Terry Brooks' Magic Kingdom of Landover series, John Myers Myers Silverlock, Shakespeare, David Mamet, Don Miguel Ruiz's The Four Agreements, books on Mythology and reference books make me cry because of their badness.
Peter Sellers, Orson Welles, Gene Wilder, Johnny Depp, Dustin Hoffman, Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Campbell, Bill Murray, Robin Williams,Robert A. Heinlein, Ghandi, Henry David Thoreau offer me nothing.