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michael

funker butter

About Me

i am a michigan boy who wakes up in toronto every morning. i spend too much time worrying about the words coming out of my mouth. accidental alliteration makes me horny. i pretend to have three eyes, but only have one. let's talk more about me later.

My Interests

warm rain, free wi-fi, melanie windle, walking more than a person should

I'd like to meet:

i have already met, and slow danced with jane's mom, but it has been so long i shall nevertheless post her as a person i'd like to meet (again)also, raul esparza......raul....RAUL.

Music:

elizabeth degrazia's new one, marlee's music, feist (there is a mushaboom frenzy at kristine's), sufyan stevens, NEKO CASE, jason mraz, ryan adams, gavin degraw, stars, johnny cash, khrytia bilash, dolly parton, the beautifully talented ABBA, jason robert brown, black eyed peas, bright eyes, postal service, deathcab for cutie, indigo girls, gay musical theatre songs that are gay, i do not support music made via whistling as i cannot whistle a tune and judge those who can do so. so.

Movies:

i hate the movies that are loud when my roommates watch them outside my room while i attempt to sleep.

Television:

six feet under, dead like me, jack & karen, what not to wear (also known as "what everyone in toronto wears"), my roommates' tv on dvd

Books:

every damn letter that oscar wilde wrote and a few he didn't write, i recently picked up a nice selection discussing the use of Laban movement ideals and sex....fun....flick....dab, i enjoy book stores more than books.

Heroes:

cats - mainly angus the orange tabby two blocks down, my mom, my daddy's mom - only cause she's crazy and may also be refered to as "gurgling grandma"note: i recently realized that i have not seen either of my hereos in over six months...i think angus was killed in an asian biking accident....grandma.....grandma is just outside mowing the lawn (really, she likes it)

My Blog

my house

we now have rules at my house. they are printed in black marker on standard 8.5 by 11 paper and posted over the stove and kitchen sink. marlee, who i recently realized resembles the most majestic of...
Posted by michael on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST

thigh sweat

thigh sweat sucks. bad.
Posted by michael on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:35:00 PST

johnny and his friends

not that i like to blatantly copy cat courtney marie, however, the johnny cocksucker and the fuckwads situation is gold. platinum if you must. i can see mom dana in a classy black number yelling thi...
Posted by michael on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:22:00 PST

best legs

so i did get drunk this saturday, and enter a best legs contest at a bar, and i got second, although the guy that won was from australia so really his accent won. so that is not fair.  i won fift...
Posted by michael on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

headshots

i picked up the proofs of my headshots today, and apparently i am one fine mother fucker.  i also am one gay mother fucker, oops.  anyway, jane, emily, your asses better be in t.o. for my pl...
Posted by michael on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

march

my play opens march 14, and runs until the 18, and it will be spectacular, at least when i am on stage. so come. also, march 19th is my birthday, so saturday and sunday will be messy. kristine ...
Posted by michael on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

strawberry wafers

for 99 cents (canadian currency) one can enjoy strawberry wafers from one of the many convenience stores in the mirvish village neighborhood in which i live. they are AWESOME. i am obsessed with thes...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i wish

i wish i had been doing my prof the whole time i was in toronto. unfortunately i have not. ah, it sounds like i am saying that i am doing it now. no. unfortunately. instead i do pilates and dream of ...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the cookie dough

i am eating the cookie dough now for breakfast. it has gotten out of control. last night i went to a concert with linda cause it was free. it was her brother in law...he played the muted trumpet and a...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a king for this queen

jane i empathize. i have the body pillow. i even provided my body pillow with a stylish cover which could be construde as pajamas. i give it love everynight and even some afternoons around three. ...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST