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About Me


Grasped together by the awesome arms of the universe, Seahorsenapkinforce coagulated in 2002 from former members of The Penpals, Skim Milf, and Fleem, all wildly successful respectively. Composed of a wide range of influences and styles, the band makes sounds that don't rest easily under any finger, steal their way to your tiny tender heart and set up an aviary to let the blue birds in, who knit mufflers for your coldest worries. ............................................................ ............................................................ ...........For CD's, DOWNLOADS, PRESS, MORE INfO about us, to join our EMAIL LIST, or for your very best HATEMAIL, drop us an electronic mail to:[email protected] can't wait to tease you for your poor grammar and spelling mistakes.................................................... ............................................................ ....................WE DON'T spam to add friends. If we've attempted to add you its because we've enjoyed your made-up profile and your penchant for self-interest, myspace style. We simply thought you might like us, or that you should like us. We only want to love you, please don't turn us away with your cold, virtual hands....................................................... ............................................................ .................All artwork here, created by Jason Solowczuk. Tickle his website here: http://www.jasonsolo.com/

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 01/02/2005
Band Website: http://www.seahorsenapkinforce.com
Band Members: jasonsolowczuk justingambino gregstewart ryankelley stevematzinger
Influences: Under the influence, sonic youth, ween, the pixies, the bogmen, the flaming lips, pavement, toadies, misfits, violent femmes, soundgarden, the jesus and mary chain, the melvins, frank black, walter gropius, dinosaur jr., vic thrill, tool, minor threat, mike patton, the shins, 1990s modest mouse, butthole surfers, neal stephenson, tortoise, subtle, dan johnston, sublime, mogwai, shellac, thingy, alice in chains, bill hicks, fugazi, chuck palahniuk, the crucifucks, robert pollard, o.d.b., 13 & God, nirvana, echo and the bunnymen, the catholic school audio/visual squad, phillip k. dick, le corbusier, radiohead, themselves, blondie, guilty pleasures, joey santiago, the pharcyde, Queen, travel, the reverend horton heat, built to spill, gwar, ways to be worse, tripping daisy, clutch, black flag, primus, grampas pipe, fleem, shudder to think, goya, electro solo, greg's family, silk filled stilts, Biff, squevevro, Coldless Constable, circle jerks, cracker, the penpals, boards of canada, heavy vegetable, Mr. Bungle, subtle, skim milf, morphine, wesley willis, hum, Oliver Wasow, tomahawk...
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Type of Label: Major

My Blog

the clap

One hand meets another... the impact creates a fleeting burst of sound.  The hands part, ever so briefly, and meet again, then again, to create a simple sound pattern.  This act portrays a g...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:27:00 GMT

From the Book of Seahorsenapkinforce: A biography

From the book of Seahorsenapkinforce: Seahorsenapkinforce was conceived in 2002 as a means to concoct clever biographies, in various formats, to be distributed worldwide. Amidst the form-filling...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 20:46:00 GMT

warning to the public

Dear all members of the esteemed plebian,   It is recommended that all be on the lookout for strange musical occurances happening all over the globe.  Although we cannot say whether these my...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:51:00 GMT

SNF's guide to small-time politickin'

After a small amount of exposure to drool-inducing city council meetings, local news, political roundtable programs, and other propaganda, we have assembled a short list of activities to amuse those w...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 19:41:00 GMT

how to miss a show by ryan.

apologies first... disclaimers after.  mates, im painfully sorry to have missed the temple club show.  i can only imagine what you guys did last night with me a no show.  during my incr...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 11:03:00 GMT

Steve should stop hitting on girls via SHNF myspace

he really should
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:03:00 GMT

Q+A with SHNF

Interview from GO AND DO magazine By Sid Deubody SHNF is a five piece consisting of thousands of personalities. Their sound is one that reflects this. Descriptions of the band from Ann Arbor's mu...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 12:12:00 GMT

talent continues to escape the apes. . . . .by Steve

After much contemplation, I have come to the conclusion that these monkeys have absolutely no talent whatsoever. . . .except for the drummer, Steve, he makes me melt. Take some lessons you damned ora...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:43:00 GMT

I ate my bandmates by Jason

Greg tastes best with worsterschire. Ryan is very flavorful, but stringy and could use a touch of salt. I kept finding hair in justin and steve tastes suspiciously like ketchup and diet coke.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 15:33:00 GMT

i love my bandmates by ryan

i love my bandmates, and i dont feel gay saying that. they are all super cute in their own ways, which i will divulge now. greg, the ultimate band mediator and the one member who sees things logicall...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 08:29:00 GMT