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Napoleon

Wiping out THRUSH

About Me

An untameable bachelor and incurable romantic.

I abhor violence and every time I have to hit someone I like to pull a pained face just so that everybody knows that underneath I'm really a sensitive guy.

I enjoy an (as yet) unconsumated homo-erotic relationship with my partner, the blonde and ravishing Illya Kuryakin.

My Interests

Physical Arts, Judo, Karate, Fencing, Sharpshooter.
An inclination toward the opposite sex.
Lighting ladies' cigarettes and general chivalry.

I'd like to meet:

Anything in a skirt.

Books:

Shakespeare, and poets such as Browning, Keats and Omar.
Congreave, Dickens and Orwell.

Heroes:

Illya
Mr. Waverly