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Lord Roxby

Look sweetheart, I've had a 100 girls like you...what makes you so special?

About Me

By day, shackled to the wheel of the company chariot, my neck choked with a silken collar and leash while my body lies imprisoned in cotton armour, I struggle against the corporate tidal wave; a slave to the system. By night, released from my restraints, a hunter armed with only charm and wit foraging for fresh prey, I behold the wonderous landscape of freedom; master of all I survey. If one is a winner in the rat race, one is still a rat! Better to be Lord Rat...Lord Rat of Roxby Manor!www.roxbymanor.coma

My Interests

Power. Control. Losing control. Masters and servants; sinners and saints; hedonism and charity. Metal, rock, horror, guitars, dancing, beer, footy, surfing, snowboarding, cricket, walking, foxy-assed hotties!a

I'd like to meet:

Willing servants, would-be ladies of the manor. I'll settle for Salma Hayek!Where are you?

Music:

In some kind of spectrum order: Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Machinehead, Trivium, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, DragonForce, Warlock, Yngwie J Malmsteen, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Rammstein, White Zombie, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Faith No More, Spiritual Beggars, Fu Manchu, Kyuss, QOTSA, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, RATM, Audioslave, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, GNR, WASP, Corrosion of Conformity, Buchcherry, Motley Crue, Poison, Van Halen, Young Heartattack, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Thin Lizzy, Whitesnake, Wolfmother, Jimi Hendrix, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Santana, Pink Floyd, The Cult, The Darkness, Def Leppard, The Police, Green Day, Offspring, The Panic Channel, Towers of London, Jet, Oasis, Kasabian, RHCP, Jamiroquai, Goldfrapp, Ray Lamontagne, Air, Zero 7, Nightmares on Wax, Enigma, Mediaeval BaebesMetallica - One
David Lee Roth - Just a Gigolo

Movies:

LOTR Trilogy, Excalibur, Kingdom Of Heaven, Spartacus, Zulu, All Zoro films, Blade Trilogy, Dracula, Hammer Films, Evil Dead Trilogy, Underworld, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Crow, Jaws, Bad Taste, Braindead, Alien/s, Matrix Trilogy, Blair Witch Project, Saw Trilogy, Hostel, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Kill Bill 1+2, Desperado Trilogy, Usual Suspects, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, True Romance, Clerks 1+2, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Spinal Tap, School of Rock, Bill and Ted, Point Break, All Bond films

Television:

Lost, Prison Break, Hollyoaks omnibus, Black Adder, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Thundercats,Xena vs Callisto; every boy's dream!Monkey!

Books:

Anything by: Tolkien, Poppy Z Brite, Raymond E Feist, Neil Gaiman, Laurell K Hamilton, H P Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Bram Stoker, James Herbert, Mo Hayder, Thomas Harris, Sigmund Freud

Heroes:

Alexander the Great, Julius Ceasar, Genghis Khan, Richard the Lionheart,Robin Hood, Henry V, Francis Drake, Marquis de Sade, Zorro,Lord Nelson, Duke of Wellington, Queen Victoria, James BondJames HetfieldBeavis & Butthead,Beavis and Butthead: I am the Great Cornholio

Stevie GerrardGoal of The Decade !!!!

My Blog

Room 101

   In George Orwell's worryingly prophetic scary novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four", Oceania is governed by 4 ministries, one of which is the Ministry of Love. The purpose of the Ministry of ...
Posted by Lord Roxby on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

Legendary Conflicts

Throughout history conflicts have raged; conflicts that would shape the future for mankind. I intend to create my own legendary conflicts and try to determine the outcome through careful analysis...
Posted by Lord Roxby on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:24:00 PST

ROXBY MANOR: The Explanation!

I've had a few messages enquiring about "Lord Roxby" & "Roxby Manor", so I thought a brief explanation was in order. I hope you liked history at school!In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded Anglo...
Posted by Lord Roxby on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST