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Make Doherty History

If we all band together, we can make it happen.....

About Me



The name says it all. If you, like me and several of my friends/acquaintances/colleagues/bretheren/relations/partner s/neighbours/countymen/fellows have had enough of seeing the scummy little smack-rat Doherty banded about in the papers all day everyday and are sick and tired of having to read and see all about his fucked up drug induced life. And you are looking for somewhere to vent your anger/apathy/homicidal tendencies with like minded individuals who quite frankly wish the dingy little squalor filled recepticle could be wiped off the face of the earth to spare us all from his whingy, self-indulgent claptrap and his nonsensical ramblings, then you've found the right place.
Feel free to express you own feelings and join in the fun as we try and club together enough evidence to make God listen and plant a tree on his face. Hard.

My Interests

Making Doherty History

Is Pete Doherty a cock?
Yes
Absolutely
Never seen a bigger one
No doubt about it
I can't believe you're even asking......

I'd like to meet:


Guys, we're only just in the process of getting up and running but why don't you come by and drop us a message of support....
Also, if there are any bands out there who feel like putting their lyrical and musical genius to good use by writing an anti-Doherty ditty, let us know and we'll be more than happy to link or host it on here...
Come on, join the good fight.....

We kindly ask for your participation in this hisoric and frankly long overdue campaign.


If you so wish, we would like you to show your backing for the Make Doherty History campaign, along with the removal of wasters the wold over, by donating a penny to the cause.
If you would like to show your support in this way, please click the link below.

Your backing is greatly appreciated but please don't feel pressured into action. Moral support is more than welcome too.
Remember, we're not Doherty, we won't hold it against you.

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Music:


Is it just me or does he sound like Joe Pasquale?
Bear in mind people that the shithole of a flat, with the drawings and the scum on the walls, is not his flat. Oh, no. It's rented. Well, that would be misleading saying it was rented because that implies that the little smack rat actually payed any rent... In fact, the landlord had to get an eviction order because of £35,000 worth of unpaid rent. When he eventually managed to get him evicted, he then had to hire a team of cleaners, exterminators and renevators to repair the estimated £100,000 worth of damage the scummy junkie had done to the property, which included having to clean faecies, blood and uretha off the walls.
What a lovely lad he is. Any chance of the landlord seeing any of his unpaid rent Pete? Oh no, sorry, that goes straight in your arm doesn't it?

My Blog

Smack rats and moths.....

Apologies for not updating the site for, well, quite a while really, unfortunately we have been incessantly busy spreading our message of hate to the far reaches of the globe. Namely Crewe, Wolverhamp...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST

Been a while.....

Okay, so it's been a while since we updated the site with any new blogs, mainly because, well, frankly we couldn't be arsed, you know, places to see people to do, that kind of thing.....Anyhow, a lot...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

6 Simple Rules.....

So, Kate has apparently layed down the law to Pete and given him her "6 commandments" before she'll marry him. Our opinion here at Make Doherty History is that she really shouldn't bother. If she desp...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

What a waster, what a fucking waster.....

So, the smackrat, the man who (apparently) means so much to his fans, shows exactly how much his fans mean to him.....by cancelling ANOTHER of his gigs last night in Liverpool. And the reason for this...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

In the Beginning.....Chapter Three

And so, God created Pete Doherty and gave him forth to Man and Woman to keep them entertained inbetween their shagging sessions.A few months went by and God had been busy with his DIY, installing a ne...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST

In the Beginning.....Chapter Two

So God created woman from man's spare rib, she smelt like bacon but Man didn't mind, at least he had a bit of company now for his long treks and mountain climbing expeditions, although mainly they jus...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

In the Beginning.....Chapter One

In the beginning God made man, God stood back and cast his eye over his creation and He was pleased.God observed his creation for a while and noticed Man seemed sort of depressed, he was wandering abo...
Posted by Make Doherty History on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST