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About Me


"I'm tired, and I'm sick
I got a habit that I just can't kick
I feel hungover and I'm all in love
Let the lights go down, I'm gonna shoot 'em up
S'alright, don't be afraid
You gotta keep dreaming in the bed you made
And if it tastes like shit
Well it beats sleepin' rough on the floor....."Hi, I'm a bad tempered, ill mannered nasty piece of work. Here to meet like minded individuals for much ranting and raving and putting the world to rights.I enjoy watching or listening to any Indie band, EXCEPT, anything to do with Pete Doherty, can't stand the little wastrel. I enjoy living it up on a Friday or Saturday night and can often be found wandering the streets of Hanley at 4 in the morning muttering something about Tabish until I'm bundled off home by the fuzz.
Hi, I'm a bad tempered, ill mannered nasty piece of work. Here to meet like minded individuals for much ranting and raving and putting the world to rights. In case you're interested, I edited my profile with
ABOUT MYSELF

Name: A thing I call myself and occasionally other people
Birthday: The day you were born, duh!
Birthplace: the place you were born, come on, this is getting silly
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: So do eye
Hair Color: Depends on the light
Height: Hi yourself!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Got one of each
Your Heritage: Well if you're gonna name call.....
The Shoes You Wore Today: My own
Your Weakness: Your Highness
Your Fears: No I aren't?
Your Perfect Pizza: Prefer Domino's to perfect pizza, don't like the dough
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Over head kick from the edge of the area
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Please talk to me, I'm so lonely
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I, how did I get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: My third nipple
Your Bedtime: Already?
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember?
Pepsi or Coke: Shirley
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm not burgering anyone so it'll have to be McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Prefer plums
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Do what?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sweet like chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Are they not the same thing?
Do you Smoke: Only when on fire
Do you Swear: See above
Do you Sing: In the shower while dowsing the flames
Do you Shower Daily: No, only when I'm set on fire
Have you Been in Love: No but I've been in Alton Towers
Do you want to go to College: Depends what's there
Do you want to get Married: I've already picked the girl
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I'm sure myself exists
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I move
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I've met attractive, I know I'm not him
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, both
Do you get along with your Parents: No, they get their own longs
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, Mumra is my favourite
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the kazoo, I'm a grade 4
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not so much drank as absorbed
In the past month have you Smoked: It was touch and go last Monday but it began to rain
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, people got on first and there was no room
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, but I squashed it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, saw a tiger malling a postman, it was great
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, tasted like cardboard, maybe I'll try the biscuits next
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, she smelt so I didn't bother
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, stage 1 of my self improvement program
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, woke up in a skip
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes with bbq dip, gotta love them skinnys
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, anything is still at home witht he folks
Ever been Drunk: Can you get drunk on beens?
Ever been called a Tease: No, I've been called a p's
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I'm constantly beaten down
Ever Shoplifted: No those shops are blimmin heavy
How do you want to Die: Using a t-shirt and the sink
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bigger
What country would you most like to Visit: England

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Yes, she should have height
Weight: For how long?
Best Clothing Style: Fully
Number of Drugs I have taken: It's better to give than to receive
Number of CDs I own: No cd's, got a few vd's?
Number of Piercings: I'll have a look in the phonebook
Number of Tattoos: Just that one lesbian group isn't there?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 356,670,451...2...3...4
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"I'm tired, and I'm sick
I got a habit that I just can't kick
I feel hungover and I'm all in love
Let the lights go down, I'm gonna shoot 'em up
S'alright, don't be afraid
You gotta keep dreaming in the bed you made
And if it tastes like shit
Well it beats sleepin' rough on the floor....."
Hi, I'm a bad tempered, ill mannered nasty piece of work. Here to meet like minded individuals for much ranting and raving and putting the world to rights. In case you're interested, I edited my profile with
ABOUT MYSELF

Name: A thing I call myself and occasionally other people
Birthday: The day you were born, duh!
Birthplace: the place you were born, come on, this is getting silly
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: So do eye
Hair Color: Depends on the light
Height: Hi yourself!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Got one of each
Your Heritage: Well if you're gonna name call.....
The Shoes You Wore Today: My own
Your Weakness: Your Highness
Your Fears: No I aren't?
Your Perfect Pizza: Prefer Domino's to perfect pizza, don't like the dough
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Over head kick from the edge of the area
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Please talk to me, I'm so lonely
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I, how did I get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: My third nipple
Your Bedtime: Already?
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember?
Pepsi or Coke: Shirley
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm not burgering anyone so it'll have to be McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Prefer plums
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Do what?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sweet like chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Are they not the same thing?
Do you Smoke: Only when on fire
Do you Swear: See above
Do you Sing: In the shower while dowsing the flames
Do you Shower Daily: No, only when I'm set on fire
Have you Been in Love: No but I've been in Alton Towers
Do you want to go to College: Depends what's there
Do you want to get Married: I've already picked the girl
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I'm sure myself exists
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I move
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I've met attractive, I know I'm not him
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, both
Do you get along with your Parents: No, they get their own longs
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, Mumra is my favourite
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the kazoo, I'm a grade 4
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not so much drank as absorbed
In the past month have you Smoked: It was touch and go last Monday but it began to rain
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, people got on first and there was no room
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, but I squashed it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, saw a tiger malling a postman, it was great
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, tasted like cardboard, maybe I'll try the biscuits next
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, she smelt so I didn't bother
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, stage 1 of my self improvement program
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, woke up in a skip
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes with bbq dip, gotta love them skinnys
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, anything is still at home witht he folks
Ever been Drunk: Can you get drunk on beens?
Ever been called a Tease: No, I've been called a p's
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I'm constantly beaten down
Ever Shoplifted: No those shops are blimmin heavy
How do you want to Die: Using a t-shirt and the sink
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bigger
What country would you most like to Visit: England

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Yes, she should have height
Weight: For how long?
Best Clothing Style: Fully/b&gt

My Interests

Ooh, football, most sports apart from the boring ones, you know, snooker, golf, that kind of thing. TV, films, music........ Beer, alcohol, drinking....... Eating, yes, I eat too....... Sleeping, do that quite a lot........ Breathing, when I can spare the time..... Women, when they can spare me the time......

I'd like to meet:

Stuart Pearce, good old Psycho, get him back in the England team! Cameron Diaz, I don't think an explanation is needed. Winston Churchill, obviously that's extremely unlikely unless time travel is invented, speaking of which, Doctor Who! He could take me to meet him!! Any sound, like minded individuals up for a laugh and, erm, basically anyone? I'm very lonely.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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ABOUT MYSELF

Name: A thing I call myself and occasionally other people
Birthday: The day you were born, duh!
Birthplace: the place you were born, come on, this is getting silly
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: So do eye
Hair Color: Depends on the light
Height: Hi yourself!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Got one of each
Your Heritage: Well if you're gonna name call.....
The Shoes You Wore Today: My own
Your Weakness: Your Highness
Your Fears: No I aren't?
Your Perfect Pizza: Prefer Domino's to perfect pizza, don't like the dough
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Over head kick from the edge of the area
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Please talk to me, I'm so lonely
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I, how did I get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: My third nipple
Your Bedtime: Already?
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember?
Pepsi or Coke: Shirley
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm not burgering anyone so it'll have to be McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Prefer plums
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Do what?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sweet like chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Are they not the same thing?
Do you Smoke: Only when on fire
Do you Swear: See above
Do you Sing: In the shower while dowsing the flames
Do you Shower Daily: No, only when I'm set on fire
Have you Been in Love: No but I've been in Alton Towers
Do you want to go to College: Depends what's there
Do you want to get Married: I've already picked the girl
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I'm sure myself exists
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I move
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I've met attractive, I know I'm not him
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, both
Do you get along with your Parents: No, they get their own longs
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, Mumra is my favourite
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the kazoo, I'm a grade 4
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not so much drank as absorbed
In the past month have you Smoked: It was touch and go last Monday but it began to rain
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, people got on first and there was no room
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, but I squashed it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, saw a tiger malling a postman, it was great
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, tasted like cardboard, maybe I'll try the biscuits next
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, she smelt so I didn't bother
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, stage 1 of my self improvement program
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, woke up in a skip
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes with bbq dip, gotta love them skinnys
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, anything is still at home witht he folks
Ever been Drunk: Can you get drunk on beens?
Ever been called a Tease: No, I've been called a p's
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I'm constantly beaten down
Ever Shoplifted: No those shops are blimmin heavy
How do you want to Die: Using a t-shirt and the sink
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bigger
What country would you most like to Visit: England

In a Boy/Girl..


Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Yes, she should have height
Weight: For how long?
Best Clothing Style: Fully
Number of Drugs I have taken: It's better to give than to receive
Number of CDs I own: No cd's, got a few vd's?
Number of Piercings: I'll have a look in the phonebook
Number of Tattoos: Just that one lesbian group isn't there?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 356,670,451...2...3...4

Music:


Arctic Monkeys, Hard-Fi, Kaiser Chiefs, Snow Patrol, Oasis, Stereophonics, The Music, Embrace, The Zutons, The Bluetones, The Verve, Kasabian, Athlete

Movies:

Frequency, The Waterboy, Snatch, The Whole Nine Yards, Dude, Where's My Car?, Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies, Pirates of the Caribbean, War of the Worlds, Bad Santa, Kingpin

Television:

Lost, 24, Prison Break, My Name is Earl, Friends, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, House

Books:

Small things with paper and writing, normally words, maybe a few pictures?

Heroes:

Georgi Kinkladze, the little fella was a genius......Stuart Pearce, Psycho himself, you wouldn't mess would you?

My Blog

New flavour of polo.....

A middle school teacher was doing a study testing the senses of First year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to ...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

Who needs Viagra.....

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

It hurts to be this cool.....

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go ...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:16:00 PST

"Insert team here" fan.....

A man has been found dead in a river this morning wearing a Leeds shirt, fish net stockings, suspenders and a black crotches thong. The man was also said to have an orange inserted in his anus. Polic...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Hypnotism.....

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, Margi...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

Married life.....

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes ...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

Mark's threesome.....

Mark met an older woman at a club last night. He thought she was OK for 57, they drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if he'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and d...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

They walk among us.....

I walked into a Subway's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".  "They're al...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

The hitman and her.....

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sur...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

The Dirty Old Sea Dog.....

An old retired sailor put on his uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a ...
Posted by Billy Davey" on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST