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Chris

is recovering after much merriment on his birthday....

About Me


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My Interests

Air Band
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Add to My Profile | More Videos"Shameless": everyone down the Jockey has a go at 'Never Forget'
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I'd like to meet:

Jay Kay, Bruce Willis, Chevvy Chase, Kelly Brook
Space Cowboy

Add to My Profile | More VideosThree Amigos-Failed Infiltration
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Music:

Oasis, Jamiroquai, Madness, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Kasabian

Movies:

From Dusk Till Dawn, Shaun Of The Dead, Tombstone, Carry On Series, Leaving Last Vegas, Snatch, Goodfellas, Happy Gilmore, JFK, Very Bad Things, Constantine, Trainspotting, The Waterboy, Untouchables, Few Good Men, Matrix, K-PAX, Man On Fire, Usual Suspects, Magnolia, Eyes Wide Shut, Human Traffic, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Die Hards, 3000 Miles To Graceland, Deep Cover, The Last Boy Scout, Caddyshack, Three Amigos, Predator, National Lampoon (ones with Chevvy Chase in), True Romance, Training Day, Pulp Fiction, Green Mile, Football Factory, Long Good Friday, Pitch Black, Reservoir Dogs, Friday, Breakfast Club, Midnight Sting, Face Off, Dodgeball, Devils Advocate.

Television:

Deadwood, Scrubs, Frasier, Cold Case, Cracker, League Of Gentlemen, Messiah, Red Dwarf, Shameless, Life On Mars

Books:

Evil Spirits, The Guv'nor

Heroes:

Oliver Reed, Lenny McLean, Rodney Dangerfield

My Blog

Daydreaming

I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Posted by Chris on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:52:00 PST

Change

As it's New Years Eve i'll leave you with this thourght : Change is inevitable.....except from a vending machine....
Posted by Chris on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

Psychiatrists

Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Posted by Chris on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

Atheists

There are no atheists on a turbulent aircraft.
Posted by Chris on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:18:00 PST

Forgiveness

You are more likely to get forgiveness than permission, so you might as well go and do it anyway.
Posted by Chris on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:40:00 PST

Cannibals and clowns

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:05:00 PST

Fractions

5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:59:00 PST

Out of my mind....

I'm out of my mind....but feel free to leave a message.
Posted by Chris on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:14:00 PST

Honesty or insanity?

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Posted by Chris on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

Be yourself

Today my boss told me to relax and be myself. I'm no fool, that's how i lost my last job!
Posted by Chris on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:05:00 PST