M.aldo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

How do folks, My names Mark and Im 22.
currently at uni, wasting the hard working peoples hard earned taxes and all that...cant beat a 4 year piss up on someone elses cash tho can ya?
enjoy all things gambling related...ill crack a bet on anything and everything(funds permitting).
Love playing the guitar and am bang into music.
Also enjoy partaking in the middleham boys roadtrips to various watering holes around the country...very messy indeed
currently residing in the showbiz capital of the north, Bishop Middleham, the closest thing to royston vasey you'll ever see. Spend a fortune every weekend just to get out.
....why lol do lol people lol put lol lol lol after lol every lol fucking lol thing lol they lol type lol on lol these lol things lol?!?...........lol....i wish my life was that funny.

My Interests

music, guitars, a good bet, upholding the Middleham tradition of 'good times', destroying road works.

I'd like to meet:

Gallagher, Liam and/or Noel. possibly peggy aswell cos she must be good crack to have created them 2.Also like to meet someone willing to pay me a fuck load of money to do nothing - might strike out on this one thojonathan Defty

Music:

the good stuff

Movies:

Anchorman or anything with will ferrell in, Godfather, Goodfellas, casino, crash, dodgeball, superbad, Green street, back to the future!, hot fuzz, borat, TRANSFORMERS!, dumb and dumber, toy story 1&2 (classic stuff), rocky,1,2,3,4(5's a bit wank..aint seen balboa. EDIT-watched 5 t'other day and its not too bad!) to name but a few

Television:

south Park, king of queens, Partridge, the Office, Little britain, pheonix nights, Family Guy, American Dad, Only fools and horses, seinfeld, bear grylls, everybody loves raymond, frasier, cheers, anything with gordon ramsey in.....

Books:

forever the people- 6 months on the road with oasis

Heroes:

Bear Grylls - The boy is mental, liam and noely G, ashcroft, ian brown, john squire, alex turner, mr jack daniels, harry time, gordon ramsey - cant beat a rock n roll chef! ...optimus prime - why not!