week 356 |
The bus (number 3) goes nowhere. And gets me there fast. Where was I? That was last week. I was Here. Today I come over the ridgeline and see Ant City. Beautiful Ant City. Beautiful fully restored Ant...
Posted by Onion Head Monster on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:32:00 PST |
a tribute moment for pickles |
I don't think I'll ever see a sightas sad as a pickle floating in the seaa sea big and choppy, creased sharper than a new pair of slacks, please.phones in arcades are cool with mesweet corn puffs fill...
Posted by Onion Head Monster on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST |
To All My Waitresses |
To all my waitresses... I love you.
Each and everyone of you.
I do.
Y'all are beautiful and you bring me food.
signed,
OHM
Posted by Onion Head Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Where's My Sandwich? |
The waitress said that my sandwich would be ready in like ten minutes. So I left for like eleven minutes. now I'm back. there's no fucking sandwich on my table. and I can't find the stupid waitress.
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Posted by Onion Head Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
At the bottom of Death Lagoon |
I'm hungry. It's dinner time. Wandering around all day at the bottom of the Lagoon all day looking for stuff to smash can tire you out. Or in my case, make me extremely hungry. I find a good restauran...
Posted by Onion Head Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Where you at? |
I'm in the lagoon. Apparently I'm in the Death Lagoon, which in Spanish loosely translates to "Lagoon of Death." It's good down here. I can smash things. It's more difficult and slower, but in the end...
Posted by Onion Head Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
