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Capt. Motherfucker (BxPx Por Vida)

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About Me

The Bloody Molly. Tower Bar, SD CABar Pirate Por Vida, Tattooed, Guitar-ded, Diablo Dimes and the Bloodhounds, MEX, Sarcastic, Cuss Like A Sailor, Shennanigan Instigator, Fluent In The Pikey Dialect, World Traveller, Domino Expert, Ford Lover Chevy Hater, Triumph Bobber Riding Madman, Bartender, Photographer, Hopeless Romantic...

My Interests

Kustom Kars, Smokey Pool Halls, Brass Knuckles, BBQ's, Swap Meets, Bad Golf, Tattoo Machines, Serial Killers, Photography: Joel-Peter Witkin, Daniel Harold Sturt, Matt Mahurin, Doug and Mike Starn, Low Brow Art, High Brow Cuisine, Prank Calling Glenn Danzig, Turks Car Club San Diego, Go Fast Choppers, Seedy Dive Bars, No-Limit Poker, Naughty Burlesque, Pin Up Girls, Nude Entertainment, Alcohol-Induced Stuntman Antics, Driving Deserted Highways, Pedal Steel, Slide Guitar, and Brushes on a Snare Drum... Please drive to the next window.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

There is really too much to list here, so I just picked a few, because if I didn't you would be reading for weeks on end... so with that here is a small list. Tom Waits, The Pogues, The Clash, Old Punk Rock, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Gun Club, The Damned, The Blues Explosion, Drag the River, Hank Williams (the whole clan), Johnny Cash (RIP), QOTSA, Nina Simone, Sinatra, Negativeland, Shellac, Turbonegro, Jesus Lizard, Hot Snakes, The Didjits, The Saints, Radio Birdman, Old SubPop Singles, the Jukebox's at Turf Club and Livewire, The Stooges, The MC5, Waylon and Shooter Jennings, George Jones, Buck Owens, any dark, murderous and obscure Delta blues, anything in the analog realm for that matter.

Movies:

Chopper, Proposition, The 25th Hour, Boondock Saints, If I Should Fall From Grace With God: The Shane MacGowen Story, The Godfather, Swingers, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Se7en, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Black Snake Moan, Office Space, Fridays, Old School, Dodgeball, Supertroopers, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Straight to Hell, The Shawshank Redemption, The Thin Man Series, The Decline of the Western Civilization, Suburbia, RepoMan, Finding Nemo, anything Monty Python, 50's and 60's B-Movie (horror, sci-fi, etc)

Television:

Diablo Dimes Run, Run, Run

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Books:

The Thomas Guide, Hell's Angels, The Bartender's Bible, Hubie The Dead Cow, Answer Me!, And the Ass Saw an Angel, The Alienist, The Chilton Manuel Ford Pre-65, Any Kerouac, Bukowski, Chomski, Hollywood Babylon, and anything by Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Chopper Reid, and other Motherfuckers like yourself.

My Blog

The Expanded Dictionary of Obscure and Obscene Sexual Terms (3rd Edition)

This is for humour purposes only, some of the stuff on here is very harsh and should never be tried in reality.ABC's - A fairly standard rating system by which all women can be categorized:A - I'd ban...
Posted by Capt. Motherfucker (BxPx Por Vida) on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:57:00 PST

The best of the worst country song titles

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, Bu...
Posted by Capt. Motherfucker (BxPx Por Vida) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Learn it, Live it, Love it.

http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm Enjoy, Jonny
Posted by Capt. Motherfucker (BxPx Por Vida) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST