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About Me

Do you care? Fine I will tell you about my wonderful life. I like to laugh what ever it takes ill do it. Johnnys saloon took my liver and i miss it the bar I mean. I used to work at the Divebar, go visit all my wasted friends and tell Nate you want a flu shot. Now I sling booze at the Griffin in las vegas. I am a drunk and I am ok with that. So buy me a drink next time you see me because I probably need one. I have always wanted to be a carney, if anyone has a job for me let me know. Any beautiful thing I have or ever have had I destroy, but thats ok because I enjoy doing it!!! I wear my heart on one sleeve and my demonds on the other. I am a proud god mother to strummer I will be taking him to his first tittie bar. Have I upset you yet? a

My Interests

Stabing people with my weapon of choice my broken Jack bottle, team Hot Lava,oil wrassl'n in my front yard, trannys, midgets, big hair, Jesus, scumbags, stylish mustaches (don't be caught in public with a naked upper lip!!) and poking dead things with sticks

I'd like to meet:

Bitches, and unicorns.

Music:

Disco, and underground gangster rap ohh ya and anything with a jug

Movies:

Family guy and Dukes of hazzard box set

Television:

Food network is the best, Rock of STD's and watching the Chargers win!!!

Books:

Wheres waldo?

Heroes:

Anyone that can drink more jack then me, and the scallyhags!!!

My Blog

We lost a good one tonight boys!!!

Im going to miss our Tuesday afternoon Griffin book club!! RIP Albert
Posted by Lara on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:28:00 PST

Did you see Juno?

Last night i got into a little disagreement with a young lady about how the movie Juno was sexest towards woman. She also could not pin point exact parts of the movie that were. I agreed&nb...
Posted by Lara on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:29:00 PST

V is for verginas!!!

I miss you scallis alot! Thanks for the cherry whiskey and good dead baby jokes!!!
Posted by Lara on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:13:00 PST

My heart or yours?

Well well well I have never done this little blog thing before! Might as well try it out. So when you are half groggy, and the other half infected with strep throat I guess that gives you a mind...
Posted by Lara on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST