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♠sHELLy♠

In the mornin' we'll be laughin' and talking about what we've done

About Me

Hey, my names Shelly, 25 born and raised (besides the 7 year stint in Cali) in Colorado. I work at a non-profit adoption/foster agency for high risk / heavily abused children and I love it. I'm into hotrods and rock 'n' roll. I have a '54 Chevy I'm buildin' and a bass I haven't learned yet. I like drinking. I'm pretty good at it too. I only dance if I'm really drunk and there isn't enough liquor on this planet to get me to sing karaoke. I am all for animal rights but I love my leather boots, I'm a hypocrite. If I drink too much I have no shame in walking out the front door of the bar puking on someones tires and walking right back in and ordering another drink. If I'm in trouble I use my humor to get out of it and it usually works. I love shitty horror movies and I'll go see them all at the theater even if I know it's going to suck. I hate Imports and there's no convincing me otherwise. The only Import I'd be caught dead with is a Guinness. I'm not to fond of guys in chick pants or guys with their hair combed forward. I think the 80's sucked and nothing from that era should return. I'd rather see medieval flogging make a comeback than neon anything, aqua-netted hair and spandex. If any era should comeback how 'bout the 50's? The cars were cool, the guys pants fit and the girls weren't trashy. and I'm a FLIP CUP EXTRORDINAIRE!
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My Interests

Guinness, anyone down for a good time, tattooos, live shows,UFC

I'd like to meet:

Gary Busey because he is out of his fucking mind.

Music:

Hank III, Taproot, Depswa, Switched, SOIL, Black Label Society, SocialD, Metallica, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Pantera, Down, Suicidal T, Hatebreed, Motorhead, Rancid, Glassjaw, OTEP, Black Sabbath, The Rat Pack, Anthrax, Clutch, Throwdown, Los Griswolds 3, Nine Pound Hammer, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis, Nashville Pussy

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Mob movies, SCARFACE, Goodfellas, Hoffa, Lansky, The Untouchables, Shawshank Redemption, Sin City, Dude Wheres My Car, American Graffiti, Seven, Green Mile, House of a 1000 Corpses, Swingers, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Training Day, Godfather, Donnie Brasco, Heat, Fear and Loathing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, American History X, 25th Hour, Road to Perdition, Schindler's List, Casino, Mean Girls, Cinderella Man, 40 year old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Grandma's Boy, Snakes on a Plane

Television:

Prison Break Nip/Tuck

Books:

True crime, forensics, Chronicles of Narnia..etc. Nerdy stuff.

My Blog

Drinkers Prayer

Our Beer...Which cometh in bottles,hallowed be thy drink,Thy will be drunk,I will be drunk,At home as it is in the tavern,Give us each day,Our daily beverage,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive...
Posted by ♠sHELLy♠ on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

Nightmares....

I'm 24 years old, shouldn't that shit stop? I don't do this often at all but fuck some shit happens when you sleep that will just continue to scare the hell out of you no matter how old you are. Not s...
Posted by ♠sHELLy♠ on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:49:00 PST

My trip and why it blew....

Ok.......so you may be thinking, "Shelly, how could your trip suck? You're 21, you were in Vegas and you got to spend the weekend at the track" Well, let me fill you in ladies and gents. I left a day ...
Posted by ♠sHELLy♠ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Comments from Friendster

EvelDick, 09/30/2003: God, this girl is so fucking hot! Yowza.... The total package (minus a tooth) gorgeous, sexy, cool, and Italian, nice combo baby. And to top it all off she has a great set of boo...
Posted by ♠sHELLy♠ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oct. 8 WHAT THE FUCK??!??

Why can't I find a fucking adult costume for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? I mean, kids that actually fit into those costumes don't even know who Leonardo, Donatello, Michalangelo, Rapheal, Splinter,...
Posted by ♠sHELLy♠ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST