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Miss Blimey

Get your cannon on!

About Me

Love your pirate!
Ahoy! I’m Jo and I write the Miss Blimey tales.
Miss Blimey began as an alter ego and slowly took on a life of her own, until now when she has become the most feared fictional pirate of the day! I’m not saying which day, just the day!

Check it out - Miss Blimey has her own website! Click on the banner to get there landluvvers!

Read Miss Blimey's very own pirate blog and get an almost daily insight into her wonderfully warped pirate mind! Click on the image below to read...

My other obsession is Roller skating -Victoria's Roller Derby season starts again soon so poke an eye out for it!

This profile was edited with A smile and a frown

My Interests

Scribing (Miss Blimey tales and other assorted nonsense gibberish), Rollerskating (quads only), Roller Derby, expresso martini induced miscriential behaviour, Pirates and Pirating, wreaking havoc and living the life of Blimey!

I'd like to meet:

Pirates & Scoundrels!

This rocked!! Insomnia Halloween 4

Music:

This plus so much more....Manic Street Preachers, The Wildhearts, The Clash, New York Dolls, Dogs D'Amour, Kings of Leon, The Hives, The Cheats, Hard-Fi, Gorillaz, Razorlight, Kitty Hudson, Motley Crue, Metallica, Slayer, Amy Winehouse, The Dead 60s, Ordinary Boys, Arctic Monkeys, Muse, The Darkness, Honeycrack, Supergrass, 999, Misfits, Ramones, Refused, Social Distortion, Against Me!, Johnny Panic, Weezer, Detroit Cobras, The Cramps, Beastie Boys, The Auralees, Queens of the Stone Age, Franz Ferdinand, Spazzy's, Kaiser Chiefs, Hanoi Rocks, Buddy Holly, ELO, Simple Minds, New Order, Duran Duran, Tom Jones, Elvis Costello .....

Movies:

Withnail and I, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Star Wars 4,5 & 6, Lord of the Rings, H2G2, How to Marry a Millionaire, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Shaun of The Dead, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Tank Girl, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, The Muppet Movie ..... You get the idea....

Television:


Crop rotation in the 14th century.......

Books:

Anything by Douglas Adams, Spike Milligan, Hunter S Thompson, John Wyndham, George Orwell, HG Wells.......

Heroes:



My Blog

I can’t believe its not pirate!

Wurd up to yaw mutha..... what??!! Wait a darn gawn minute - that ain't no pirate speak! To hear what pirates really have to say on every topic from pirates to pirating and everything silly or swashbu...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

Garrrrrr!

Avast Avast!Whoa there pickle - thanks for stooping by - so much has been going on - rocky seas and treachery afoot! However that is not why I stand before ye today - oh no!I just wanted to take the t...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

Check out this event: A very Blimey exhibition

Hosted By: Jo SpurlingWhen: Wednesday May 07, 2008 at 6:00 PMWhere: 696696 Sydney RdBrunswick, Victoria|110 3070AustraliaDescription:Jo Spurling Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:57:00 PST

Finally some more Blimey goodness...

My goodness - My Blimey!!...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:20:00 PST

Wow!!

So I’m having an exhibition of the artisans of Blimey on May 7 - 21 at the awesome 696 Gallery, which is located at 696 Sydney Rd, Brunswick...... I’m pretty nervous, scared and heaps exci...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST

boo bloody hoo!

I honestly didn't understand how people could get so emotional over sport. I am not a 'sporty' person - and frankly find football etc to be a waste of time, space and money.... anyway when i started d...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:08:00 PST

Melbourne Grrrrrind Girrrrrrls!

Avast!!! Check out the Melbourne Grind Girls first Roller Derby demo - we rock! I am so proud of us gals and guys - sniff sniff - no - no tears - just lots of Fark Yeahs!!!xoxox Miss Blimey ...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

Having a S.O.O.K

Waiting is a mugs game - so I hear anyways - yet not being a genuine Cockney I couldn't say for sure whether it is or if that is even a bonfide Cockney saying! So in short I'll be buggered if this is ...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:18:00 PST

Oh my goodness  theyre musssKles!!

One of the stranger  but of course not bad  things about doing Roller Derby is the strange new level of healthy fitness I seem to be gaining  for example I have discovered that I actually have abdo...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

No more fresh meat!

So after a few weeks of intensive roller skating - not that I'm complaining as skating rocks - I have passed my first skills test - no longer shall i bare the mark of fresh meat - no no no, for now i ...
Posted by Miss Blimey on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:00:00 PST