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Huckleberry H Peppercorn

My shirt is itching me

About Me

I like things and stuff and stuff in things that look like something else. Chicken is good as is playing the banjo, guitar and bass. I like to write stuff about nothing and everything in particular. I need a haircut.... and a shave cuz my face is itchy. Maybe i'll grow a mo again. Me thinks it looked quite dashing and debonair...sorta. Snap, crackle, parp.

My Interests

Apples, Banjo's, Carbuncles, Diving platforms(nothin under the ten, pussy), eden the garden, family fueds, gophers, huckleberry wine, injuns, jerks, kites, "lemony snicket" as a form of verbal abuse, monotony, neverending stories, octagons AND ovals, having penchants for things, quails( i used to have one called vinyl seats), roy, spellin, turnbuckles (sounds like me! ha haw), undulations, venom as an aphrodisiac, whiskey, xacting revenge, yo'plait , zither music.

I'd like to meet:

A sheep eating pony.....oh...too late.

Music:

BRAINS! / THE ORPHANS! , Eddy Grant, Theme song from ship to shore, P.J. Harvey, the Drones, Witch Hats, the Great Apes, Blondie, Neco Case, the Clash, Ryan Adams, Frank Black, the Jesus Lizard, Jenny Lewis, Portishead, the Dammed, Sparkle Moore, Hank Williams, Bjork, Gillian Welch, Madness, Mike Ness, Social Distortion, the Ramones, Choking Victom, Fantomas, Black Flag, the Swedish Magazines, Lovage, Nirvana, Lucinda Williams, Stiff little Fingers, Dammaged, Blood Duster,SUNN O))), Melvins, Tarantula Hawk, The Great Tyrant, Asunder(doom Asunder), Om, Yeti, King Diamond, Anthrax, Thin Lizzy, Danzig, Nile, Napalm Death, Kyuss, Brant Bjork, Type O Negative, Sleep, High On Fire, Mastodon, Slayer, Dio, Black Sabbath, The Cult, Alex Harvey, Alchemist, Pod People, Electric Wizard, Pygmy Love Circus, Tool, Megadeth, Queens of The Stoneage, Hermano, Gorgasm, N.W.A, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Cannibal Corpse, DJ Shadow, The Roots, Lynard Skynard, Teeth of Lions Rule The Divine, Earth, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Goatsnake, Joy Division, Jesu, Ministry, Voivod, King Crimson,Red sparrows, Rollins Band, Goatsnake, Godflesh, Death, Alice Cooper, Old Mans Child, Sacred Reich, Sufjan Stevens, Godspeed...You Black Emperor, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Dinosaur Jr.,Mos def, Metallica, The Auralee's, Excarnated, Spermbirds, Femi Kuti, Agent Orange, Dead Kennedys, Bad Brains, Che, Cymande, DOA, Khanate, Immortal, Reverend Bizarre,731, Reverend Horton Heat, Robert Goulet, Saint Vitus, Tv on the radio, Skinny Puppy, Suicidal Tendencies, Testament, The Strokes, Wellwater Conspiracy, Animal Collective, Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Black elk, Botch, These arms are snakes, Refused, Banjo, Tiger army, pack, TSOL, Kings of leon, Caustic soda, Morrissey, Ween, Hot snakes, Icarus line, Converge, Breach, Hot chocolate, Sunnyboys, Elton john, Capricorns, 1812 overture, Los ass draggers, Brujeria, Gummy bears theme song, A-Team theme song, The sounds in my head, magpies at dawn, Gang of four, killing joke, Front end loader, Sonic yoof, Roy smeck and at least 11 tee other bands, groups, singer/songwriters and instrumentalists. And me....

Movies:

Old yellar

Television:

Shock docs.

Books:

Lots of...

Heroes:

Super

My Blog

Goooooooooooo chickens!!!

Dechardonae Gaines, 2, was toddling down the sidewalk Monday lugging her Easy Bake Oven when she became the victim in one of the weirder animal attack cases police can recall. In the cluster of beige...
Posted by Huckleberry H Peppercorn on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

Short and twee

I fed a fox that didn't have a home.He wandered to and fro, free to roam, to chase his tail when he thought no one was looking and bare his teeth at the small insects he was stalking.I fed a fox that ...
Posted by Huckleberry H Peppercorn on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:12:00 PST

The Detritus And Decay.

Rotted corpse at the end of a raincloud rainbow. Drip red on the heads of the disbelievers and open wounds in the ground through which they slip. Headlong into the hallways of this house of goddamn bl...
Posted by Huckleberry H Peppercorn on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:04:00 PST

Rural is a sufficient word.

Emblazoned with the mating cries of  "FORD" and "HOLDEN" , the rusty discarded carapaces of the rural Tasmanian male litter the yards and surrounds of their shrines to mediocrity. The lucky male...
Posted by Huckleberry H Peppercorn on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

Smell, as a memory jogger.

Have you ever got yourself a nice ripe little manderin with its glossy orange skin, covering these sweet little, pip ridden sections? Yes? And then when you've opened it that slightly acidic smell has...
Posted by Huckleberry H Peppercorn on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:29:00 PST