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Brett

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About Me

I'm a professional biologist in my beloved city of Tuscaloosa, Alabama with the Geological Survey of Alabama--the State's oldest scientific agency--located on the UA campus. When not in the lab I spend much of my time in the field capturing and/or observing various aquatic lifeforms--everything from cave organisms to marine fishes. The greatest thing is that almost every one of the specimens we capture are immediately released back into the water, which is beautiful...In my spare time I run, play rugby, and read about the evolution of sexual behavior (OK, I sometimes do more than just read about it). Living things are the most complex objects in the known universe, and it sometimes surprises me that anyone would want to study anything else.
I also have a "spare" bachelor's degree in philosophy, and an interest in that subject. I suppose if I had to ascribe to a philosophical doctrine, I'd call myself a "materialist" in the sense that I don't see any reason to suspect that the world is made of anything other than, well, "stuff," and operates according to brute, mechanical, physical laws. I suppose that bleeds into atheism, but the real reason I'm a religious skeptic has to do with the so-called "Problem of Evil," but that's a long story. Basically, aside from the plentiful human suffering seen all around us, I'm impressed at how utterly ruthless and brutal animals are to each other. One might expect things to look different if there really were an omnibenevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient deity. But, I'm afraid it just doesn't look that way.
On a more chirpy note, I've been a distance runner since the spring of 1993, and running is still perhaps the most important thing I do or have ever done. I played on the University of Alabama Rugby Team during graduate school, with the Montgomery Yellowhammers during my two years in Montgomery (a great bunch of chaps, even Mean Gene), and soon hope to start playing with the Birmingham Vulcans Men's Club. I love those guys, even Fat Mike. Rugby has aptly been described as "elegant violence." Thankfully from an olfactory standpoint, we sometimes get a few women players.
Here is a quote from Thomas Jefferson: "The Christian God is a being of terrific character--cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust."

My Interests

Evolutionary Biology, Evolutionary Psychology, Sexual Selection (especially Female Reproductive Choice), Intraspecific Variation, Biogeography, Astronomy, Philosophy, Running, Rugby Football, Scuba, Sailing, Photography, Yoga, Lifting Weights

I'd like to meet:

"Flappers and Philosophers."

Music:

Techno (a la Paul Oakenfold), Classical, Jazz, Delta Blues, Hip Hop, and really raw talent of local bands, especially Baak Gwai, based in T-town.

Movies:

Out of Africa, Gone with the Wind, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Slingblade, European films with lots of graphic eroticism. Hoo-ray for graphic eroticism!

Television:

I haven't had TV at home in over a decade, but I catch Sex in the City and Nip/Tuck when I can. Law and Order SVU isn't bad, because it forcefully illustrates that there isn't always an easy answer to moral and ethical questions. The L-Word and Mad Men are worth watching. Oh yea, BBC nature/science documentaries are awesome.

Books:

Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, David Buss, Helen Fisher, Steven Pinker, Niccolo Machiavelli, David Hume, Captain Max Hocutt, Tucker Max, Carl Sagan, E. O. Wilson, Jarod Diamond, Stephen Hawking, Robert Greene...you know, serious stuff about how the actual world works.

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins and most of those damn U.S. and British Soldiers who keep the Jihadists away.

My Blog

Quick Note on Airline Safety

NOTE: SCROLL DOWN TO MIDDLE OF PAGE AND READ THE BULLETIN STORY FIRST, TO WHICH I RESPOND BELOW: While I am a near absolutist on freedom of speech, which I'd like to think I have a fair track record o...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

Astrophotography

As cool as good photography is, astrophotography--a blend of astronomy and photography--is very cool indeed. Sometimes, it can be spectacular, as I have recently been reminded. I minored in astronomy ...
Posted by Brett on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

Longnose Gar Orgy

Longnose gar, Lepisosteus occeus, are "primitive" organisms. Primitive in the sense that they have undergone relatively little evolutionary change since they first burst onto the scene when dinos...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Shiny Trinkets

Montgomery is a great place to find a wife, but not to be aggressively and happily single. Like me. So, the other night, while on a date and meeting some other friends at a restaurant (and a...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

Why Montgomery Sucks: A Brief Overview

It would take me a lot of space to describe why ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Montgomery sucks, but this is blogspace, I would decrease my readership, a...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

Methoughts on Myspace--1 week on

OK, this will be short. I've had a myspace account going for a little over a week, and I'm still feeling my way around, but I have two quick observations: 1) People who send essentially junkmail and q...
Posted by Brett on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST