About Me

I am a famous American celebrity.

Have you seen this boy??

My Interests

I'm not very good at things. In general.

I'd like to meet:

You, my gracious fans.

Music:

There is nothing I hate more than music. Or noises.

Movies:

I'm blind. It's tragic.

Television:

Again, blind.

Books:

I never learned to read. Every time I use the computer, I just bang the keyboard and hope to stumble upon words in an order that makes sense within the context of the situation.

Heroes:

inboleswetrust.com stuped.org fecalcorn.comJan and Wayne Skylar:

Tim and Eric:

The Human Giant: