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About Me

I'm pretty, but don't be shy. Everyone's got something weird about them. For me, it's taking shits! Seriously! I LOVE squatting over the toilet and letting one loose... God, just writing about it makes me want to log out! Nothing's better than squatting in the woods, except maybe squatting in a parking lot or hotel, where everyone can see you! It's a total RUSH. TRY IT! If you don't have the guts to take a shit in the public square, or on your lawn in front of your neighbors, then you can EAT it! It's a thrill. Maybe it will phase out, but for know I'm all about poo. I eat a lot. I know I look pretty good, but that's because I take uppers (prescribed) so the food moves through me faster, which means more poo!

My Interests

Poo, obviously. Modeling with poo, going poo, etc. Eating. Sex with poo.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes pretty girls, and who likes to go poo. I'm DEFINITELY not interested in any anal retentive assholes!

Music:

Anything nasty!

Movies:

I like over-rated films, poor-quality independant films. Anal Erotica... Amazon Women on the Moon.

Television:

about 80% of everything that's on is crap. I think they should change the name to: Everybody Loves Poo!

Books:

Paperback romance novels.
Victoria Secret Layout and more Myspace Layouts at Skize.com

Heroes:

People who like pretty girls... and poo!

Here is one of my favorite friends.

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My Blog

Worst Case Scenario

I can't believe it but I have been sick for two days:(I went to a friends party and ate a few brownies after dinner. What I didn't realize was that they were pot brownies! Some of you may laugh, but I...
Posted by Pretty Poo on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

to all the sex addicts

Well, I'm pretty new to Myspace and so I wasn't ready for the ONSLAUGHT of guys hitting on me via "messeges"Invariably guys will say things like, "I want to fuck you so bad" and "OMG you're so hot" an...
Posted by Pretty Poo on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

The Art of Poo

Many people don't realize they're missing out on a daily pleasure: pooing! I learned a long time ago that there's a right way to poo and a wrong way! First of all, the toilet ...
Posted by Pretty Poo on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

The Story of Poo

When I think back on my life, I wonder sometimes how it all started. I always loved to poo, that's no mystery, but the poo experience that changed my life happened when I was 13 yea...
Posted by Pretty Poo on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

Outside the BOX?

The other sideWHY nobody cares: about the war (so much) "our tax dollars at work" is "our tax dollars at war"-----'cause there's still T.V.s and sofas and pizza, What New Year's res...
Posted by Pretty Poo on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST