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Nocturnal Emission of Emulsfied....

Hydrolized semi-Experimental Analgrind

About Me

Nocturnal Emission of Emulsified Seminal Vaginal Serum and Congealed Colonic Filth was formed a long long time ago. When a younger, more handsome, Uncle Meat was completing his mindfucking degree in the city of the gays. Influenced by various mental disorders, the city of tiny lights, and a general malaise towards the human condition, he set out to make rediculous music that no one in their right mind would purposely listen to. Guided by the principle that concepts and ideas are more important than listenability and good taste he aims to amuse himself by creating sound waves solely for the sake of rediculousness. If, by some chance, this act of dupery causes people to have wasted their valuable time experiencing these sonic amalgamations he is doubly pleased.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/13/2006
Band Members: Uncle Meat, Therapist: Guitar, Incomrehensible gurglations from the subcoccal larinx region, No-string bass, Electronic skin beating
Influences: Acid Bath, Anal Cunt, America, At The Gates, Bathory, Bethzaida, Black Sabbath, Boston, Broken Hope, Brotha Lynch Hung. Buckethead, Burzum, Cancer, Cannibal Corpse, CARCASS, Cattle Decapitation, Cephalic Carnage, Cryptopsy, J. Dahmer, Darkthrone, Death, D.C. Talk, Dying Fetus, Django, Ed Gein, Enslaved, ERP!, Feces...poo to the layman, Impaled, Jethro Tull, Leviathan, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Horror Movies, Meshuggah, Monty Python, Mortician, Nasum, Nunslaughter, wet dreams, Obiturary, Pig Destroyer, sodomy, S.O.D. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, the mighty SMEGMA CHRIST, SRV, Suffocation, The History Channel, Talking to a Wall, WHAM!, Xasthur, ZAPPA!!!!!... oh yea...and... nails on a chalkboard, booze, hacksaws to the face, dripping holes, crack, coat hook abortions, misanthropy, medical dictionaries, contradiction, anything dead or in the process of dying, medievil weaponry, rare diseases, and arcane terminology
Sounds Like: You ever poured malto-meal down a midget's butthole while caressing a chrome plated megaphone.......kinda like that.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None