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About Me

im an engineer from rotherham im 6 ft and weigh 12.5 stone i have short dark hair and a shaggy beard i have a lttle bro (who is now a man V gone), and a tight group of mates as you can see in my pics i am an avid fan of marijuana and alcohol

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You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

92%

James Bond, Agent 007

75%

William Wallace

75%

Batman, the Dark Knight

75%

Maximus

71%

Lara Croft

67%

The Terminator

63%

Indiana Jones

58%

El Zorro

50%

Neo, the "One"

25%

The Amazing Spider-Man

21%
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My Interests

interests are fast cars, football (soccer), rugby, drinking and socialising with mates I am 52% Video Game Addict.
.. Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside. Take the
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I'd like to meet:

id like to meet any one that i could relax with in the pub or/and have a joint with
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Name: karl moffatt
Birthday: 9th jan
Birthplace: sheffield
Current Location: rotherham
Eye Color: greeny blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: steel toe capped boots (work)
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: loosing my wife to be
Your Perfect Pizza: meat feast with jallapino peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: promotion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: not again. its too early for this
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass
Your Bedtime: ???
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandad
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk of course
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: too much. it pisses my parents right off
Do you Sing: in the bath or to a song when no one can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: bath daily
Have you Been in Love: in love
Do you want to get Married: 2009
Do you belive in yourself: course i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck no
Do you think you are Attractive: damn streight
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: love taking walks in them
Do you play an Instrument:
You are Venom Venom 71% The Joker 68% Dr. Doom 67% Magneto 66% Apocalypse 66% Lex Luthor 62% Juggernaut 62% Mr. Freeze 61% Dark Phoenix 60% Two-Face 58% Riddler 49% Poison Ivy 45% Kingpin 41% Catwoman 40% Mystique 30% Green Goblin 26% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" align=rightIn the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea baby
In the past month have you Smoked: smoking now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: thats what im smoking
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really. took our lass to pub
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fucking hate them places
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont get them in england
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: almost every day
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: yea. st patrics day i got jumped by 5 wankers
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a high speed crash. and ill take those bastard pigs with me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up but 1 day i will have my own company
What country would you most like to Visit: any where nice and hot
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: any. it all pulls the same when in doggy
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: dont care
Weight: dont care as long as we have something in common
Best Clothing Style: anything but hobo
Number of Drugs I have taken: in 1 time?....errrr x,ghb,poppers on a joint and beer. so 4 illegal
Number of CDs I own: too many to say
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to list or remember. im a stoner and stupid

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Music:

i enjoy most music but can tollerate anything. my personal favourites are r&b, rap, hip hop and metal. DR DRE, SNOOP DOGG, OPETH, DREAMTHEATRE, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, KORN, XZIBIT, ect

Movies:

i enjoy all films but i prefer horror, comedy and action. friday 13th, kevin smith films and arni obviously. no one is better than arnie in an action film. I cant get enough of porn........

Television:

i enjoy the discovery channel, simpsons you know real life or comedy. any cartoon booya love cartoons

Books:

i enjoy reading fiction, horror or true crime they are awesome. shaun hudson, steven king love them books. not too keen on harry potter the films ruined them

Heroes:

as a kid it was arni but now i just admere and have respect for all. i am my hero and my saviour Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 100% The Flash 80% Superman 70% Catwoman 70% Spider-Man 65% Supergirl 65% Green Lantern 60% Batman 50% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 45% Hulk 45% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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