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- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Morrell.Morrell once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!If you drop Morrell from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Morrell!While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Morrell!Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Morrell.Czar Paul I banished Morrell to Siberia for marching out of step!Morrell can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.Only one person in two billion will live to be Morrell!Morrell can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Morrell
Birthday: 27.04.1985
Birthplace: Sheffield
Current Location: Same old shit hole
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Height: Bigger then you
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Heritage? HERITAGE? IM ENGLISH! AND PROUD!
The Shoes You Wore Today: erm.....green ones.....
Your Weakness: Women.
Your Fears: Bridges.
Your Perfect Pizza: One thats free.....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Only a month left. Why bother with a goal? Move out? Again!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Too offensive to be put here.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck.
Your Best Physical Feature: My amazing sense of well being? Fuck knows!
Your Bedtime: When ever I feel like it / Pass out.
Your Most Missed Memory: What happened on Halloween this year?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi with a chinese from Winnies but mostly coke.....we are on about the powder ain't we?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King! BACON DOUBLE BEAUT!
Single or Group Dates: Anything goes!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What and What?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both. Same time. Fuckin beaut mate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both toss
Do you Smoke: Course I do.
Do you Swear: Yeh. I swear I never swear. What the fuck do you think? WHY THE HELL AM I FILLING IN THIS SHITE SURVEY!
Do you Sing: Like cats screwing.
Do you Shower Daily: Rather have a bath. Then I can fall asleep in it.
Have you Been in Love: Sort of. Maybe. Fuck it.
Do you want to go to College: Been.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe. Dunno
Do you belive in yourself: Course I do. I'm here ain't I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: In bed? Nah, I just ain't fond of boats
Do you think you are Attractive: Does the pope shit in the woods? Fuck knows! Ask someone else!
Are you a Health Freak: Do I sound like one?
Do you get along with your Parents: ish. Who does. Really?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunders Thunder. Rains wet. The sky is blue.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeh, bass, guitar, my PERSONAL instrument.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Should be changed to the past 5 minutes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Again SHOULD be changed to the past 5 minutes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You could say that hahahaha
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to the shops if thats what you mean. Was only a corner shop though.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fuckin yankee crap
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeh, I love to eat raw fish, honestly. HAVE I FUCK!
In the past month have you been on Stage: erm.....maybe.....
In the past month have you been Dumped: You gotta get a bird to get dumped mate. So no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In november. In england. Your off your rocker mate
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Depends what you mean by steal.
Ever been Drunk: Ever not been?
Ever been called a Tease: No. I don't tease. I tell.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeh. I am male.
Ever Shoplifted: Is this thing getting sent to the police?
How do you want to Die: Bullet to the head / In my sleep...whilst driving to Hull
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anything
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not bothered
Favourite Hair Color: Not bothered
Short or Long Hair: Not bothered
Height: Guess what...not bothered
Weight: Gettin bit specific now ain't we?
Best Clothing Style: Some? None?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lots
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: 1....I think.....yeh 1
Number of Tattoos: 4 at the moment. Waiting for the money.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret filling this fucking form in. Right waste of time. Could have done something useful...like had a smoke or a beer or something....instead of just typing this mindless bollocks
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