signore e signore del pozzo ciao là . im stu. italian by name, stallion by reputation... unless im drunk, then im about as useful as a 3 legged cat, which funnily enough, i have as a pet.im madly in love with my beautiful girlfriend of almost four years, miss emily jones, who is the most talented, charming and stylish woman ive yet to meet in my life. we'll be moving in together soon and i cant wait for all the crazy sex games we can play. she turns me on more than anyone ive ever met, though she doesnt understand why, she obviously doesnt own a mirror. her face, boobs and bum are all perfect and i constantly beg her to send me pictures of them when she's away from me, she has no idea what she does to me that girl. thats all that matters to me on a womans body and she has the finest in the world. i love her more than anything, even though shes a complete tease and uses sex as a weapon against me, coz she knows i cant resist her. we have our ups and downs like everyone does but that keeps things exciting in a way. i havnt been the perfect boyfriend in the past but shes stuck by me through all my stupid decisions...but thats only because im the greatest lover in europe haha...anyway, shes amazing and anyone who knows me, knows that i would kill anyone who tried to hurt her.i dont like many people, most annoy me to be fair. my brother is my best friend and a complete and utter psycho, always handy to have at my side in a dark alley. u couldnt tell by looking at him, hes skinnier than tintin but surprisingly, absolutely fearless...he likes hitting chavs. weve sorted some right twatends out together, kinda like the phil and grant mitchell (from eastenders) of rotherham. i love everyone in my family, nothing is more important than family...especially our joel, even though he likes guitar solo's too much.thats about all im gonna say, coz nobody will read this anyway and even if they do, i never let people know my business...unless its sex business ha ha, thats more like me giving tips though than giving information. anyway, thats enough. arrivederci to my friends...bafangool to anyone else.
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