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Miss Alayneous

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About Me

I'm an Alien and a fairy or an ALIEN FAERIE. I'm from the planet Xenaar and on my planet everyone looks like me...and I'm Queen. Everyday in my world, I wake to melot or Chartreuse skies. WITH OR WITHOUT YOU, I always have another me... that's why Geminis ROCK! I live for rejection(LIE) or so it seems(TRUTH) and singing is a big part of me. I love a good plan and I love it when it all comes together. I adore my friends and sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I don't want to talk to anyone except for myself (I have full on conversations with myself, out loud). And I can multi-task like most people wouldn't believe. I like to write, create, design, paint and take photos. OH YEAH...I've got GREAT eyebrows and GREAT shoes. That may sound weird and it probably is, but I take pride in both...EYEBROWS AND SHOES....Mmmmmmm. I'm REALLY funny or so I'm told and I'm perpetually laughing but I like it best when it's at nothing in particular. Oh and people that don't take the time to read my profile make me wanna vomit. Read! Those who don't read have no advantage over those who CAN'T read...

My Interests

I hate to be repetitive but I am interested in everything that is interesting.....oohhh pretty colors..... i'm also interested in being independantly wealthy so if you can assist in this I guess I'm interested in you too. Me, My friends, clothes in stores, on bodies, on the floor. paintings by my friends, by me, by me and my friends. Singing, sinning, repenting for sinning(haha NOT REALLY)Gosh the list just goes on...Taking pictures, being in pictures, Hell I oughta be in pictures, Wait a minute. I have been in pictures, how about being in GOOD pictures?MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC. playing, swimming, kickball, comic books, air hockey, changing tires in short skirts, going to mexico, falling in love, fueling the fires, did I say repenting cause that was a lie,and since deniro mentioned it in his interests...NOT LIVING at Red's late nite sessions, Causing heart palpitations, making men bump into walls, being MJQ's torso model (boy i miss the days).....hmmmmm. have I mentioned how steven brings me Joy?(the reasons that he loves me are the best one's ever, it's nice to have a friend like that), continuing to be all sweetness and light even when i feel bitter and dark, never feeling bitter and dark, finding the pot of gold at the end of rainbows, discovering that trials and tragedies don't make you stronger..they only show you how strong you already are, being strong when I'm not tragic and trial(ed), did someone say that Cancers are control freaks? cause I'm starting to believe, learning the difference between those who will bring me harm and those who can really love me.....

I'd like to meet:

everyone I love all in one place, the (current)man of my dreams at my front door while wearing nothing but a coat and thigh highs...again... please? Other faeries or pixies, someone that can make my dreams come true, a couple of people in a dark alley, and anyone that can entertain me more than I entertain myself...while standing on their head.Play this when Bjork is done...or you can just pause her..lol..... width="425" height="350" .. click here if no image

Miss Alayneous's Friend Space
I have the best friends.

Bjork

Steve Deniro: Anti-Hero

Aiyana

ROSEMARY

the friend forever

Katerina

Quehanvlekian

seccentric

Hells Belle

Victoria

MURPH the Master beatmaker

Lucca Brazzi

Blake

Sarah and Baby J

RALPH makes the beats that inspire

Favorite birthcontrol? Withdrawl Technique

View All of My Friends

Music:

THE PIXIES,Julieta Venegas,Fiona Apple,Heather Nova,SaraMcLaughlin,The Cure, J5, Spooks,Tool,Rancid,Pinback,Tribe Called Quest,NOFX,Pennywise,Bjork..Bjork..Bjork,Ten cent Fun,Cunts With Attitude,Mephiskapheles,Hepcat, Lets Go Bowling,Secret Cajun Band,Me,QuehanVlek,Mark Vlek,Cheesecake,Mary Lou Lord,East Flatbush Project, puffy ami yumi,Brazillian Girls, Blonde redhead,g.Love and Special Sauce,Sarah brightman, Peaches, Bad Religion, Operation Ivy,Bad company,camp-lo and lucini mke me smile, there is so much more that I can't even begin....Bjork - Who Is It -- Video provided by www.tunes4yourpage.com

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Deathrace 2000, White Oleander, Trainspotting, City of Lost children, HATE, Tank Girl(how could I forget tank girl?), The Joy Luck Club...I'm always trying to forget how asian I am....

Television:

Scenes from my life. What could be more entertaining? I'll make you laugh, I'll make you cry. Give you a love story, Give you a little porn, a little horror, drama (the comedy is beyond belief). I have it all folks.. no joke....FULL SPECTRUM SAGA it never ends.....

Books:

The Mists of Avalon, Geek Love, Plato's Erotic Dialogue, Middlesex, Lovely Bones, Miss Lonelyhearts and the day of the Locusts, A Density of Souls, The Witching Hour, Running with Scissors. Green Witchcraft, Kitchen Witches, My Darling My Hamburger, The Secret Life of Bees...

Heroes:

MURPH MURPH MURPH!!all little fairies for living with humans and remaining out of the sight of beings who seek to destroy(or under their radar anyway)

My Blog

ok ok I admit it...

I went out last night to feel better about myself  because I feel like this huge slob of a person.  Something terrible in light of what I used to be.  The tide has shifted  I am no...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

changing your life

It isn't all that it's cracked up to be, especially when you aren't necessarily sure that change is a good thing.  I mean here it is, I'm used to falling in love with men who make me 1.miserable ...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:26:00 PST

Making mistakes

It's been too long since I let you guys in on my life. i've been busy.... Do you ever notice that your past, if not taken care of, will come to bite you in the ass EVERYTIME!!!! Ok So I fucked up a f...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

God I thought I liked a boy.....

I was wrong.  It was wrong.  he was wrong .  everything was wrong wrong wrong.  I did it again.  Another person I love Going away. I can't stand to be around them anymore.&nb...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

Don't stop, don't stop... just keep on going..until I come

Have you ever said things to someone and they just don't get it?It's like talking to a dish rag or a pet Rock.... I'm NOT this WHOLLY innocent  person...I've been doing my share of misdeeds thes...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

Surprises never cease to amaze me

I thought about that boy again.  He came to me in a dream.  I keep wondering when it's all gonna go away.  I got this text from him on my birthday...THE LAST THING I EVER EXPECTED. ...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

You ever feel like someone BANGED the hell out of you all night long?

LET ME START THIS BY SAYING I AM NOT HAVING SEX....THAT'S WHY THIS IS FUNNY!!!! You know when you have REALLY REALLY good sex, a little on the rough side...no A LOT on the rough side and when you sit...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:13:00 PST

falling in love

I fell in love, I know I'm not supposed to be saying this, with a boy so smart it made me ache in places I definitely shouldn't talk about.  The way he put sentences together, the way I could ma...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST

Residual memories of yesterday's dream

DISCLAIMER!!!!!  I'm not mourning.  I did wake up with an icky feeling about him today, but I'm only examining it because I think I can get something pretty out of it for the beautiful new b...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:20:00 PST

I SAW HIM STANDING THERE

This is JUST a story you guys.  NOTHING more than that..  I promise He kinda said hello out of the side of his face. I froze when I noticed him.  I hope it wasn't all over MY face. He ...
Posted by Miss Alayneous on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:17:00 PST