The Chicken Rises at the Under St. Marks Theater profile picture

The Chicken Rises at the Under St. Marks Theater

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." H.S.T>

About Me

I am your typical suburban raised, college educated white boy who makes erotic balloons at a Drag Restaurant in the East Village (Lucky Chengs). I took the usual route of street artist, balloon guy at Tavern on the Green for 6 years, profiled in Time-Out, FHM and Playgirl Magazines in my 20's. Now I embracing my entry into middle age by creating things out of latex that make clowns and soccer moms weep, and then placing these works of art on Bachelorette's heads or in their mouths, artistically. I have come to enjoy the twenty times a week that people quote the wedding crashers "make me a bicycle clown." I particularly enjoy it when I make them the used condom hat. There is so much beauty in the world. I am currently producing and acting in the group God Tastes Like Chicken. It is a mock religious service that spits on Falwell's grave. The Chicken Rises every odd thurs (1st, 3rd, and occasionally 5th)at 10:30pm and I book other acts as well. . I do stand-up comedy throughout the week, most notably at Penny's Open Mic at the Theater Under St. Marks, and I can be found at Lucky Chengs every weekend, or looking in your window during shower time.

My Interests

Gratuitous plug for my first stand up review by Richard Hinojosa of NYtheatre.com from the show Hysterical Dementia......."The first performer, John Murdock, comes with his gravely-voiced standup about being a naughty balloon twister at Lucky Chang's. He tells some very funny stories about putting balloon penises or vaginas on the heads of bachelorettes. Murdock has an appealing, and seemingly essential these-days-life-is-shit-but-I'm-getting-by style. He also has some great material about working as a tour guide on one of those double-decker busses. Murdock is good. I'd go see him again."!!!!! Boo Ya!!!!! (the Boo Ya was my own addition)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet God and ask him why he wants to watch me masterbate, and why he likes to throw frogs at Egyptians, and what does he have against woman and shellfish (there is a connection, I know it). I would also like to meet any of the freaks who challenge convention and stupidity at the Theater Under St. Marks, #94 St. Marks Place between 1st Ave and Ave A. UNDER St. Marks Theater, Right in the heart of the east village's last stand. Horsetrade theater co has gained the hearts and attention from a new generation of artists/performers by rewarding risk-taking and experimentation. The under St. marks scene inspires innovation while remaining abashed in the true east village spirit.

Music:

Miles Davis, The Rolling Stones, Jimmy Hendrix, Pink Floyd, U2, Weezer, Tribe Called Quest, Beatles, Nirvana, Snoop Dogg, Coltrane, Bruce Springsteen, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Tupac, Parliament, James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, Ghetto Boys, Arlo Guthrie, Beck, The Doors, The Pixies, Wyclef Jean,Alabaster Rhum, Joe Yoga

Movies:

Star Wars(the originals), Monty Pythons' Holy Grail, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fahrenheit 911, The Princess Bride, Cool Hand Luke, The Lone Drifter, GodFather II, Good Morning Vietnam, Easy Rider, The Shining, Snatch, Sexy Beast,The Exorcist, The Birds, Silence of the Lambs, Witness, Pink Panther, The Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters, Kingpin, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, The Jerk, The Bugs Bunny Opera (with Elmer Fudd, the shaving scene = funniest moment ever)

Television:

History Channel, NJ Nets Basketball, Reno 911, The Daily Show, The Venture Brothers, The Simpsons, MASH, The Family Guy, The Office (the BBC one, the American one is good too) home videos involving your mother or sister, CNN, The Dave Chappele Show, Harvey Birdman Attorney , Stargate, Charmed (i am so ashamed), Scrubs

Books:

Catch 22, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Anything by Al Franken, My Pet Goat, Manufacturing Consent by Noam Chompsky, The Stand by Stephen King, Worldwalk, A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn, Missle Envy by Dr. Helen Caldicott, 1984, Homage to Catalonia, The Rum Diaries, A Walk in the Woods, Missing Links, The Call of the Wild, WW II History books, The Chronicles of Narnia, Red Storm Rising, The Blue Book, A Canticle for Liebowitz, The Writings of Ghandi, Brave New World, The Long Walk, Menmoch the Devil, The Breakfast of Champions

Heroes:

People who create crop circles, The Bush Daughters, Veterans of the Grenada Conflict, That guy in NYC who lets you insult him for two dollars, the duck that smashed into Fabio's face, People who screw over TV Evangelists, the women who degrade themselves to win the temporary affections of Flava Flav, and other sad sacks

My Blog

Check out this event: The Roast of Bill OReilly (in absentia)

Hosted By: John MurdockWhen: Thursday Apr 17, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: TenelevenAve C, between tenth St and eleventh st.New York, NY 10009United StatesDescription:John Murdock Click Here To View Event...
Posted by The Chicken Rises at the Under St. Marks Theater on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:33:00 PST

Check out this event: The Roast of Bill OReilly (in absentia)

Hosted By: John MurdockWhen: Thursday Apr 17, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: TenelevenAve C, between tenth St and eleventh st.New York, NY 10009United StatesDescription:John Murdock Click Here To View Event...
Posted by The Chicken Rises at the Under St. Marks Theater on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:32:00 PST