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Cracker

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend

About Me

**Please Read**

I AM NOT the talented Scottish actor Robbie Coltrane, as the image would suggest. This is a site in tribute to one of his characters, Dr. Eddie Fitzgerald. I apologise if anyone was under such an impression. To contact Mr. Coltrane, write to the following address:


Robbie Coltrane
c/o CDA
125 Gloucester Road
London
SW7 4TE
UK

Dr. Eddie "Fitz" Fitzgerald

With a background in forensic psychology I've lectured at universities, and aid the police with their investigations from time to time. My wife, Judith, and I have three lovely children, Mark,Katie, and James. I love to solve puzzles and talk to all sorts of different people. I won't say much more than that as we're not here for group therapy. Now on to the fun stuff.
You can bloody click on the word "Cracker" below for more inside information on the series. Even though I appear to be the character though, I'm much more than that.
IF any of the image links are broken, it's not my bloody fault, it's these stupid image hosting sites, so live with it.

CRACKER


Judith
Mark, Katie and James
Friend and Colleague Jane "Panhandle" Penhaglion

My Interests

Murder
People
Vice
Drinking
Smoking
Getting the right guy

I'd like to meet:

People with discerning minds, who feel as though they have something to bring to the table. Others in the business of the human condition, or find interest in the little intricacies of life which make it worth getting up in the morning.

Music:

Jazz
Opera
The city streets

Movies:

The Return of the Pink Panther
The Thin Man

Television:

  • CRACKER

  • PRIME SUSPECT

  • Sherlock Holmes

  • Poirot

  • Inspector Morse
  • Rumpole on the Bailey

    • My Blog

    New Years

    It is believed that the Babylonians were the first to make New Year's resolution, and ever since, people have been breaking them. What is it that compells us to make resolutions? Year after year, pro...
    Posted by Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

    I was run down like an animal and TAGGED

      A blog about blogging? It's getting a bit nonsensical now isn't it? So sometime last week I was notified that I had been tagged, by my good friend, Mr. Holmes.   The point of this exercise...
    Posted by Cracker on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

    Memories

       So what's next on the agenda? Blogs give people a chance to vent to the world, or share their experiences. That's what I consider the meaning of life right there. It's a bit more deep tha...
    Posted by Cracker on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

    Everything Dies

    My daughter came up to me the other night, while I was reading, and said she had a suggestion for one of my blogs. I smiled, as she rarely takes interest in what my extracurricular activities are, and...
    Posted by Cracker on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

    Introduction

    Entering into the realm of the online blogger was one of the reasons for setting this account up. I do not do this for infamy or celebrity status though. In fact, I write, for some of the same reas...
    Posted by Cracker on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST