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J.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have quite a mundane flair about me. My mediocrity is delicious.

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My Interests

Letters, numbers, colors and such. Shiny things and stuff that's funny. Yummy goodies and people that tickle. Eastern philosophy. Yahtzee. Spontaneous slam dancing. Vitamin art. Church tailgaiting. Boobees. International amnesty. Dumpster diving. Monkeys. Religion hopping. Greenpeace. Electro-stimulation. Brownpiece. Moonshinin'. Bootshinin'. Networking. Schmoozing. Chillin'. Illin'. Gellin' like a felon. Probation like a felon. Wiggin'. Teletubbin'. NCAA Basketball betting bracket maker (seasonal). Rocking out. Rocking at home. Date keeping. Pencil pushing. Pencil War Champ '95, '97-00 (retired). Passing the speed of sound. Passing the butter. Passing the legal limit. Passing out. Belly rubbing (seasonal). French Pre and Post Impressionist paintings. French dip. And last but not least, baby animals. Awwwww!

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai Lama. Mr.T. Muhhamed Ali. Either one of the Gilmore Girls. Bill Clinton. Willy Wonka. Spike Jonze. Smurfette. That dick that broke my car window for no reason eight years ago. A Supreme Court Judge. Ian Mackaye. Itchy or Scratchy. The lowlife that forgot to flush his massive load at the Barnes & Noble two years ago. Dr. Phil. Mr. Peanut. Anheiser Busch. The inventor of happy hour. Incredible Hulk. Nelson Mandela. All the corporate heads of every major label record company. My long lost evil twin in China. The inventor of fire. Elmo. Jose Cuervo. My girlfriend's new male co-worker. That hot chick in my philosophy class (just for friendship). Captain Crunch. George W. Bush's spiritual adviser. Batman. Mr or Ms. Bacardi. Lemmy. That fucker that took the last slice of pizza without even asking if anyone has even gotten one all day! Any one of the living Golden Girls. PJ Harvey. Jabba the Hut. This douchebag Tom (below) that claims to be my "friend". That chick I made out with at this raver party with purple pants nine years ago, I think. Or was it green...? A robot. A pirate. A helper monkey. Rosa Parks. Kerry King. Vin Scully. The inventor of the distortion pedal. Fidel Castro. Tony Roma... NOTE:I would love to meet some and like to meet others.

Music:

I'm not picky. Just anything that's kickass or fabulous.

Movies:

Movies excluding dog shit premises I tend to enjoy.

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Books:

Anything I can curl up with. Big books hurt my groin.

Heroes:

Enrique Iglesias. At least he says he could be.

My Blog

a very sad thing

                        YOUR FACE!       j/k! lol omg! *fart* whatev late!  ...
Posted by J. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST

the last time

it'll be a good time to buy a calendar. they're pretty cheap after the "new" year. i can have my fill of discounted puppies, flowers, playboy playmates, race cars, cartoon icons and places i'd like ...
Posted by J. on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:15:00 PST

rainy day savings

Tuesday. I had planned to depart from the homebase, despite the incoming weather reports. And as I set out on bus, rail, subway and bus again, I emerged outdoors to a dark and soggy west L.A. Those...
Posted by J. on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:01:00 PST

sidenote to previous blog

already bored with jesus songs. thought it'd be funny, but it's just lame.     this blogging thing is stupid.    
Posted by J. on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

Jesus & Me

Firstly, I am an Atheist.  It is something I am neither ashamed nor proud of.  It just is what it is. That being said, Christmas is coming.  Sure Chanukah is in full swing and Kwanzaa c...
Posted by J. on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:56:00 PST

$ vegass $

*reader's note* due to the concern of certain parties, the person in previous blogs known as "babycakes" will now be referred to as "girlfriend".  said changes were made in response to girlf...
Posted by J. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:41:00 PST

down time

Q: THE COMPUTER DIED FOR TWO WEEKS.  WHAT DID I MISS?   A: NOTHING.   TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, WHEN I USE THE SAME ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT DO THE PEOPLE OF A COUNTRY DO WHEN ITS LEADERS ...
Posted by J. on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

independence day

morning of july 4th, my girlfriend's brother died.  he was 32.  his birthday would've been july 18.  we will bury him thursday.  he had a six year old daughter, turning seven. ...
Posted by J. on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:57:00 PST

fART NIGHT

I was reborn and died twice this past week.  In that order. Saturday, the 2nd Annual Pasadena City College Film Festival did it's yearly duty.  Though I didn't take advanced filmmaking for t...
Posted by J. on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:55:00 PST

kill, or be tickled

Less than a week away from being ankle deep into my thirties, do I have any deep moments of reflection?  Any longing for those raging twenties to come back with a vengeance?  Some sad intros...
Posted by J. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:45:00 PST