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The Definitive Dave

I Came(ron), I saw, I Conquered

About Me

Hi, my name's Dave, I'm 40, currently leader of Her Majesty's Opposition.
I live in London (and Oxfordshire) with my wife Samantha, and our three children.
I like playing tennis, riding, country sports and watching television. I am also a keen cook!
I have done three sponsored bicycle rides raising around £8000 for a range of local charities, including Oxfordshire Association for the Blind, the Lawrence Home Nursing Team, SCCWID and Springfield School in Witney.

What kind of weed are you?

Northern Lights
Your the kind of person who just doesn't confirm or deny whether or not you may have partaken in some sort of illegal substance at your public school.


My Interests

Cycling, Music (but I'm not as good at guitar as Tone. Boo) , Trees (but not hugging them, all you valuable OAP voters out there), free trade, low income tax, cutting public services, privatisation

I'd like to meet:


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Music:

Kool and the Gang, The Village People, Franky goes to Hollywood (I've heard that this is what all you "hip" kids are into). Also partial to some 50-Cent

Movies:

The Battleship Potemkin

Television:

The Royle Family - I plan to perpetuate it should the Conservatives come to power.