SHORT - ZOMBIE |
ZOMBIE
In the end days,
The Spirit of the Lord will be lifted from the earth,
and Hell shall be unleashed upon it.
Biblical Prophecy
My name is Kane Atherto...
Posted by Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here... on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:41:00 PST |
SHORT - LOST INSIDE MY HEAD |
LOST INSIDE MY HEAD
Insomnia is a gross feeder.
It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.
~Clifton Fadiman
The display time on ...
Posted by Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here... on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:23:00 PST |
JOKE - DO YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS? |
From the same author as, "I am better than..."
Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack their kids around? That's what I want t...
Posted by Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here... on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST |
JOKE - I AM BETTER THAN... |
Again, not my own work...
I am better than your kids.
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pi...
Posted by Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here... on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST |
JOKE - Chili Contest |
This isn't my own work, but it came from an email I received years ago. Nonetheless, it is still a classic! If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your ...
Posted by Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here... on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST |
