Soon to be "Coach" again?? |
I' ve recently sought help from a fellow myspacer by the name of the Gopen. Apparently this person/creature/breakfast food will help you destroy corporate people if you sprinkle parmesan cheese ... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST |
work sucks |
Work sucks.
People are so mindlessly stupid it's insane.
One case was about some incident involving pancake syrup and two young children with a Transformer action figure.
Seriously people...sto... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:37:00 PST |
I'm now a court officer |
i'm a court officer now on a tv court show.it pays well...or so i hear...anyway...i got laid off at my sporting goods job and the school still thinks i'm a "menace to young children everywhere" or wha... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST |
Back to being dead... |
So my life has concluded itself...I will be updating ....maybe once in a while. A long long long while. Sometimes. Maybe never.I've grown bored of this thing known as "myspace" and I think it's time t... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:20:00 PST |
BRAND NEW UPDATE!!! |
I have returned from the dead.Or atleast from my newest job.I didn't want to tell you guys at first because I was embarrassed, but I guess I should have told you all.Okay here goes:I got fired from co... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:49:00 PST |
No new updates |
Coach won't be updating for a while due to Coach having alot of things going on in his life. Coach also would like to thank everyone in advance for being cool with this and not annoying. C... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST |
curling...my new favorite ....uhh...sport? |
well here's an overall update for those of you....who want one. i think that would be 6 of you. maybe even 7. i was told by someone at work that valentine's day was on tuesday. i did... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST |
okay seriously...what the hell |
this is the last time i'm going to say this....(and this is not in character) I AM NOT H.JON BENJAMIN!!!!!i know this shatters most of your hearts and you know what...then fine. because honestly... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST |
Back from Vacation |
well i'm back from vacation.and i'm tired as hell. i met a nice lady on my trip but nothing came of that because when she woke up the next morning she screamed in terror and ran out of my room a... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:46:00 PST |
Vacation |
i'm going on a vacation. so i wont be around.for a while.don't know how long "a while" means. but i know you people will live.and if you don't...then don't come back as a ghost and bother ... Posted by Coach McGuirk on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST |