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Coach McGuirk

You made your bed...now go sleep on it

About Me

Go here...and stuffHi. I'm John McGuirk, and I am a professional soccer coach at the elementary school level. The kind of woman I'm interested in is the type that is still reading this profile. I also have a very nice car, although technically I don't have legal access to it at this time. Y'know, Naturally I'm not an angry person; just - I hate people, I hate my job, and, I hate my mother - I dunno, work with that.Anything too hard in life is never worth doing. If you're not immediately good with something then why even bother. Life's too short to "achieve" things. In bad times I remember a poem my father used to tell me every night before I went to bed. My memory's kinda fuzzy with it now but it went like this: Something...something...something run. Something...something...something son. It means alot to me. Maybe in bad times you should try saying that to yourself.My job is the only thing I have, even though I don't like it. Basically anybody can become a soccer coach. Like they don't regulate it. You have to get a degree to be a school nurse right? So you're qualified...I'm not, which is amazing. That you can become a coach of a sport that you don't even care about, you don't know how to play, you're not good with kids...but I've had the job for three years.

My Interests

Drinking, coaching soccer in the fall and winter, giving advice to Brendon, maybe some more drinking, and then if I need the money - coaching soccer in spring and summer...

I'd like to meet:

People of the female persuasion, i.e. Girls, women, objects that appear to have breasts.
Leave me a comment and I always comment back...well maybe. Actually, sometimes. Okay almost never, but when you do get a comment from me, it will be what it is..a comment.
So let's do this people...let's make this happen!!!

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Music:

Anything that's not being played by some hippie on the street. And disco.

Movies:

The Godfather, Weekend at Bernies, Scent of a Woman, Tootsie

Television:

Infomercials that are involved in selling swords.

Books:

I made a book club once. That didn't work out too well.

Heroes:

Michael Flatley

My Blog

Soon to be "Coach" again??

I' ve recently sought help from a fellow myspacer by the name of the Gopen.  Apparently this person/creature/breakfast food will help you destroy corporate people if you sprinkle parmesan cheese ...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

work sucks

Work sucks. People are so mindlessly stupid it's insane. One case was about some incident involving pancake syrup and two young children with a Transformer action figure.  Seriously people...sto...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:37:00 PST

I'm now a court officer

i'm a court officer now on a tv court show.it pays well...or so i hear...anyway...i got laid off at my sporting goods job and the school still thinks i'm a "menace to young children everywhere" or wha...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

Back to being dead...

So my life has concluded itself...I will be updating ....maybe once in a while. A long long long while. Sometimes. Maybe never.I've grown bored of this thing known as "myspace" and I think it's time t...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:20:00 PST

BRAND NEW UPDATE!!!

I have returned from the dead.Or atleast from my newest job.I didn't want to tell you guys at first because I was embarrassed, but I guess I should have told you all.Okay here goes:I got fired from co...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:49:00 PST

No new updates

Coach won't be updating for a while due to Coach having alot of things going on in his life.  Coach also would like to thank everyone in advance for being cool with this and not annoying.  C...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST

curling...my new favorite ....uhh...sport?

well here's an overall update for those of you....who want one.  i think that would be 6 of you. maybe even 7.  i was told by someone at work that valentine's day was on tuesday.  i did...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

okay seriously...what the hell

this is the last time i'm going to say this....(and this is not in character) I AM NOT H.JON BENJAMIN!!!!!i know this shatters most of your hearts and you know what...then fine.  because honestly...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

Back from Vacation

well i'm back from vacation.and i'm tired as hell.  i met a nice lady on my trip but nothing came of that because when she woke up the next morning she screamed in terror and ran out of my room a...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:46:00 PST

Vacation

i'm going on a vacation.  so i wont be around.for a while.don't know how long "a while" means.  but i know you people will live.and if you don't...then don't come back as a ghost and bother ...
Posted by Coach McGuirk on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST