Monkeys, apes, puppies, chelonians, great white sharks, hummingbirds, seahorses, snakes, shooting firearms, Thunderboats, art, freakshows, puppets, dirtbikes, old classic cars, vintage clothing (I do not mean from the 80's, that's not vintage! 1940's - 1950's / Bettie Page / pin-up girl style) jewelry, perfume, makeup, gay guys(gotta love em!), burlesque, cabaret acts, French(the language and the kiss! oh my!), BIG trucks, old people, history, sleeping.
I'd like to meet:
You don't have to be famous or rich, beautiful or ugly (what you may think is ugly, I may think is beautiful and vice versa) intelligent open minded people, artists, circus folk, people who enjoy firearms, those with a sick sense of humor like me, off road enthusiasts, people who love horror movies, people who love the art of comedy, animal lovers but not PETA supporters, I don't care if your are rich, poor, ugly or pretty, if you treat people the way you want to be treated and don't take shit from anyone, then hey you are cool. Cool people really don't know they are cool. I'm not into celebrities, the very few I would even go across the street to meet are Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, Salvador Dali, Sophia Loren(next to my mom, she is the worlds most beautiful woman, even at her age!), Liza Minnelli (yes it is true one can love Slayer and LIZA), John Waters, Rufus -(Ch Rocky Top's Sundance Kid, Westminster's 2006 Best In Show), Glenn Barr, Truman Capote.WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MY TIME: Creepy guys that are just looking for "fun times". GO AWAY! Suit & Tie guys. 40 year old men that still live with their parents. Ignorant people. Racists and bigots. Fanatical religious freaks. Hippie protesters. Guys that think they are god's gift to women. Women that think they are god's gift to men. People that spell words wrong because it's not a typo, abbreviation, or they just really don't know how to spell that word, but they think it's cute. IT'S NOT CUTE, IT'S ANNOYING. People desperately seeking personal validation, attention and compliments by whoring themselves out online, get a life in real life. Have some shame. People that are easily offended and have no sense of humor.
Music:
Slayer, Bad Religion, AFI, Michael Patton has too much stuff too list, The Melvins, .45 Grave, P.I.L., Dir en Grey, In Flames, Descendents, Fugazi, Corrosion of Conformity, Johnny Cash, Dinosaur Jr., Hole (don't even start with me on that...I'll kick you),The Pillows, Suicidal Tendecies, Primus, Sepultura, Soulfly, Iggy Pop, Liza Minnelli(yeah I like Liza, ya got a problem with that?), David Bowie, Lou Reed, Tool, Deftones, Patsy Cline, Kreator, Billie Holiday, Testament, Coheed & Cambria, Sublime, The Cure, X, Horrorpops, The Pixies, Siouxsie & The Banshees, GWAR, Bad Brains, DRI, Dead Kennedys, Anthrax, Pantera, Ministry...
Movies:
I'm a horror movie fanatic, I love gore! Evil Dead 2, The Devils Backbone, The Eye 2, The Devil's Rejects, House of a 1000 Corpses, The Exorcist, Shaun Of The Dead, Audition, 28 Days Later. The more gore the better. I love zombie movies, cheesy ones too. Zombies just rock. I love zombies.
Other movies I like are...Delicatessen, City of Lost Children, Gorillas In The Mist, Sunset Blvd., It Started In Naples, Houseboat, Prêt-à -Porter, Priscilla Queen of the Dessert, Ripley's Game (ok I like almost anything with John Malkovich, he's my favorite atcor, but that's my favorite movie of his), The Crying Game, Le Cage aux Folles, Totoro, Spirited Away (in fact I don't think there is a Hayao Miyazaki film that I did not like) Cabaret, Amadeus, Wild At Heart, Blue Velvet, Gothic, Sling Blade, Paris Is Burning, Jarhead, Rules of Attraction, Trick, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, V for Vendetta, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Full Metal Jacket, Rivers Edge, Capote, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Young Frankenstein, The Jerk, Casino, Goodfellas, Dog Day Afternoon, Bottlerocket, Party Monster, Doom Generation, Trainspotting, Restoration, Basquiat, Federico Fellini movies, Dario Argento movies, all John Waters movies.
Television:
LOST, Globe Trekker, Kids In The Hall, Oz, Sopranos, Futureweapons, Absolutely Fabulous, Mail Call, Reno 911, Weeds, Family Guy, Adult Swim (I miss Spaceghost and Sealab), Cheap Seats, Six Feet Under, MST3K (needs to come back!), A&E real crime murder shows(like City Confidential, American Justice, Cold Case Files), No Reservations, Meerkat Manor, Dirty Jobs, Twin Peaks, Carnivale, Arrested Development, Benny Hill, Monty Python, Jeff Corwin Experience, Mythbusters, Scrubs, I love my Tivo.
Books:
The Andy Warhol Diaries, Diary Of A Witch by Sybil Leek, The Monster At The End Of The Book by Grover. Yes, Grover from Seasame Street, it's a funny ass book! Captain Underpants. The Nightstalker, I loved it even though it scared the shit outta me.
Heroes:
My Dad.
My Mom.
My Big Brother Larry.
Bob.
My Cousin Shawn.
Juan.
This man and his swanky moustache.
