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*Shane*

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About Me

Not many friends, I'm kinda shy in large groups... and can often be...socially retarded . If people don't think I'm worth talking to, I'd rather them think that than spend any of my time or energy trying to impress them or feeding them with reasons why I think that they would like me. Scenes, I WILL NOT SUBSCRIBE TO ANY OF THEM. I am who I am, where I am and what I am. I don't really feel it necessary to surround myself with an entourage to prove that I'm worthy in this world. I like to have good conversations with good people, and when I can do that I like to spend time with those people. If you make me laugh... I'd rather you NOT leave. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
Moment like these can not be replaced
I miss you Keena. This picture that was taken less than a week before she died. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
These things make me laugh:
"Someone's in here"
"There, you found the floor"
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These kinds of things make my heart sing:
I took this pic from the side of the road on my way to Gainesville. It still blows my mind that there are Zebra in a place that everyone can drive by and see them, and not in a Zoo. I love it.
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This is my choice in movie/DVD watching **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**

My Interests

MY INTERESTS INCLUDE BUT, ARE NOT LIMITED TO, THE FOLLOWING: Bordom, Squirrel testicles, Vision, odor, ocean waves, rules, fear, delicious coffee, liars and cheaters, the English language, disease, love, all things mechanical, wit, seasons, animation, food preparation, nature's persistence, electricity, decay, medicine, self punishment, the process of death, cloud formation, fearful creatures, color, fate, karma, luck, how telephones work, flavor, plant growth, decisions, why birds love to hang out with cows, visual stimuli overload, html, regeneration, liquid gas and solid states, the invention of useful things, non-chirping birds that don't attack, human nature & the human condition, life, how a camera works, destiny, music and its creation, taste, addiction, skin, plants that grow from the little cracks in asphalt, anxiety, the creation of art's many different forms, natural disaster, my curiosity, experience, eczema, ingrown hair, sarcasm, the biggest and the smallest, excitement, finger nails, communication, bug bites, water, sensation, ...
neat little slide show of some of my pics

I'd like to meet:

THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS UP .."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t" target="_blank"
ANYONE WITH A BRAIN... I am interested in meeting people who have perspective and humor to add to my life. When people anger/annoy me I pity them.AND SELF ESTEEM (if you have posted half naked pics of yourself- guy or girl- in sexually suggestive poses, which are usually only there cause you'll take any kind of attention you can get - I'm not interested in meeting you on my space and most likely, in real life. If you call it art...I call you... sad. Sex may sell, to those with the inability to create their own sexual passion and sensuality, I don't buy it. When I could feel a penis why would I want to look at a picture of one?

Music:

IN MY CAR FOR LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Drago, High Fivin' White Guys, Covered in Bees, Darkbuster, Sparta, NOFX, Okkerville River, Blink 182 (yeah, that's right, I said it!) Hot Hot Heat, Frank Black==========Bands I like that I haven't seen live: At The Drive In- Sparta, Rage Against The Machine, The Smashing Pumpkins ===================GENERAL STYLES: alt/indie/punk rock...especially with the west coast (skate rock) sound. Lyrics don't need to make sense I just need to like them. Pretty tired of "society is holding me down" 80's punk type lyrics...Although I appreciate the straight forward, no bullshit approach to self-expression and mass-education, I find it super mundane listening. Funny music, stuff that make me laugh.COUNTRY MUSIC IS POINTLESS!!!===============
Link to my albums in Flickr!

Movies:

Just got to see The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D! Not too many movies 'move me'. Old favs: Stand By Me, Fallen (and lots of other Denzel movies), Reservoir Dogs (Just about any movie that has Steve B. or Tim Roth in it... neither of them have ever disappointed me), Gattica... I MOSLTY WATCH CARTOONS

Television:

if any (My DVD player broke and when I tried to turn on Cable to watch at least something, it wouldn't work... I traced the cable to it's severed end...how it's been for more than a year) ...Animation, Discovery Channel-forensics, X-Files, Comedy Central-Who's line is it...and like most stand up, Un-Wrapped (the Food Channel). SIT COMS ARE JUNK, THEY ARE NOT WITTY, THEY JUST FUCKEN SUCK.Cartoons: The Simpson's, Futurama, Rocko's Modern Life, Sponge Bob, AHHH! Real Monsters, The Family Guy, ATHF, Home Movies, Invader Zim. I DO NOT like Japanese style animation. I watch these cartoons over and over and over every night (have lots of the seasons of them on DVD) and I think that any one that I lived with would want to kill me.
You are Philip J. Fry

What Futurama Character are you?
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Books:

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Instead of books....favorite lines from songs...(I have just started this so the list will grow...)
1. ...turned into an asshole, like water to wine...
2. ...got me so down I got me a headache. My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound...
3. ..not freedom like america, freedom like a shopping cart...
4. Watch me. Death defying. To find my life. Watch me. As I bleed.....
5. ....his heart is broken and his back is getting worse. He's riding an ambulance but wish it were a hearse. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
.....And Cartoons......
1. BRENDON: We smell like, rotting cheese.
JASON: Uh...we smell like pee cheese.
2. HOMER: Ooh, look at me. I'm a magical man from happy land. Making people happy.
3.
And Quizzes **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
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Which 'Home Movies' character are you?
You are Coach McGuirk
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You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

What Tarot Card are You?
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You Were a Lynx
You are a great knower and keeper of secrets.
A bit psychic, you can bring out hidden truths. What Animal Were You In a Past Life? **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You? **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Would Be a Pet Cat
Independent and aloof, you don't like to be dependent on anyone.
And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don't care.
You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands.
Why you would make a great pet: You're not needy or greedy... unlike other four legged friends.
Why you would make a bad pet: You're not exactly running down to greet people at the door
What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom
What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans What Kind of Pet Would You Be? **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You are a Black Coffee
At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it
Your caffeine addiction level: HIGH **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are 32% Hypochondriac
You can deal well with being sick - even if your symptoms are a little scary.
You're occasionally prone to worry about your health, but only when you have pretty strange symptoms. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed! **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash (to those who really know me I am), you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
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Your Monster Profile
Twisted Ghoul
You Feast On: Cigarettes and coffee
You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart
You Especially Like to Torment: my friends bands **~**~**~**~**~**~**~**
Which serial killer are you most like?
Albert Fish
What's worse than a creepy old dude with problems? Well, you maybe. There's a reason Hannibal Lector was modeled after this guy. I suggest you seek professional help... ASAP!

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Heroes:

Bender Bending Rodriguez, Patrick Star, Master Shake, Karen Ogg (my high school Art teacher) My Brother DEVIN who at 18 yrs old lived more life than most people (may he always rest in peace knowing that his fight was fought). And Alfred, for doing everything in his power to save my kitty from death.....and taking the picture (see my about me section) of my most cherished moments with my kitty. ..

My Blog

on sharing pizza

Don't do it! I brought some over to two of my neighbors. Two bachelor (one is married but his wife has alzheimers and is in a nursing home) neighbors that hang out a drink together. I had bo...
Posted by *Shane* on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:24:00 PST

Meatballs

I just made 47 of them. They smell like they are going to be the best meatballs I have ever made! How many do you think Alfred's going to eat before I wake up and he gets off to work in the morning? ...
Posted by *Shane* on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST

Trivia question winner= Missus Pretty Kitty

Saturday night, in celebration of Halloween, Alfred and I planned to meet a few friends at their house and go to "Meg-o-ween," in Downtown Melbourne. Any of the events that go on in Downtown are usual...
Posted by *Shane* on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:05:00 PST

Danger. Danger, Shane Burnhamson, Danger.

Grass and photography a dangerous combination? Five guesses as to how this could be. Five wrong guesses or one right guess willl produce produce a new blog with the story. ...
Posted by *Shane* on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:54:00 PST

video

Check out this video: Bad Pussy Add to My Profile | More VideosI still love this video...
Posted by *Shane* on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

Just a few things I wont need....

...after Wednesday night: Bug spray Face wash for oily skin Hair conditioner Bottled water Bottled water to make coffee And no need to drink 5 bottles of water a day to keep from fatigue&. Sandals (bu...
Posted by *Shane* on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

My motha told me....

....that I was named after a woman. I refer to this fact quite frequently when told that my name is a "boy's name". This other female Shane was the only one I had ever heard of until I was in my late ...
Posted by *Shane* on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:54:00 PST

filing crap away.....

.... came upon a little tiny piece of paper. I think that I found this in a paper at least a four or five years ago. This was the catalyst to practicing my now, strong belief that indifference is...
Posted by *Shane* on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:46:00 PST

Is this a disease?

Spitting. Is there a disease named for one who is compelled to spit at/on others in public?
Posted by *Shane* on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

I want one!

Check out this video: Juggling Otter Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by *Shane* on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST