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Vote Stewart/Colbert 08

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About Me

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My Interests

Politics, NAMBLA, internets tubes, Green Screen Challenges, helping those who have the means to help themselves, Truthiness, anti-gay marriage rallies (Nuremberg Style), Bear Hunting, Protecting our Nation's Borders, Invading Countries.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Mike Gravel (aka Buzz Gravel), Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, Stephenie colbertle the Turtle, Our lord and savior George Bush (Jesus Incarnate), Tek Jansen, Papa bear Bill O'Reily, Ted Haggard, P.K Winsome, Esteban Colberto, John Hodgman, Demetri Martin, John Oliver, Dan Bakkedahl, Samatha Bee, Philliam H. Muffman, Jason Jones, Ted Hitler, Ted Stevens & his tubes, The Canadian public (who are still in Canada because they know where they belong) The entire population of Palau.

Music:

Music is a communist conspiracy. But I have to confess, I love the 1980's new wave sensation group, Stephen and the Colberts.

Movies:

Passion of the Christ, Gigli, The 10 Commandments, The Splendiferous Zeppelin Adventures of Philliam H. Muffman

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Fox News

Books:

I'm not a fan of books they're all fact, no gut, but here are a few; The Bible, America the Book, Stephen Colbert presents Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure, I Am America (And So Can You)

Heroes:

"Religion, It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."-Jon Stewart

"We won. Rebuilding is for losers. Time to party. And then it's off to Syria for the next invasion."-Stephen Colbert