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Duchess of Wendi Bird

Never trust a god who wears a top hat and grins all the time

About Me

I'm thinking of donating my eggs to a fertility clinic to pay off my credit card debt. Any comments on that?

My Interests

Tea Parties, antiquing, spellcasting, moonbathing, making potions, ghost hunting, bike riding, walking around the city, garbology, urban archaeology, subverting the machine, dressing up, dancing, learning to play the violin, kissing, making love, making up shit, making up people (with pretty makeup), dominating pretty girls and boys, posing for pictures, herbalizing, beadworking, buying panties, collecting shoes, writing love letters, writing books, reading, getting my portrait painted by Jared, sleeping. I really like buttons. And vintage dresses. And buttons ON vintage dresses.

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, and a bunch of people who are already dead.

Music:

40s soul, and this awesome Sunday night program on this New Jersey station that plays only music from the 20's and 30's- ever since we got here it's pretty much all we listen to. And jazz. I also love Rasputina (you knew that!), Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Bjork, David Bowie, Goldfrapp, Skinny Puppy, OgHr, Tweaker (Chris Vrenna), Frog and Stirbo, Stirbo and Will, Jared's songs... Marianna Nowottny; Ella, Della, Billie, and Hadda; Esquivel, Dean Martin, "Honeymoon Hotel"(1934), FLA, VNV, TMBG, X Marks, Xorcist, Wumpscut, Leaetherstrip, Tom Waits, Louis Armstrong, Spike Jones, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, King Crimson, David Bowie, Prince of old, Flaming Fire (we live in their house!), Massive Attack, Tricky, Klaus Nomi, Gary Numan, Oingo Boingo, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, David Byrne, Nina Hagen, Ethyl Meatplow, Operatica, Project Pitchfork, Brain Bug, Starbase 109, Fischerspooner, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Dead Can Dance, Combichrist

Movies:

Project Omicron, Bladerunner, every David Lynch movie ever made, Dillo con Parole Mie, Dangerous Liasons, Alien, Aliens, I Heart Huckabees, Amelie, Labyrinth, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, anything by Frog and/or Tom Miller, Moulin Rouge, Baron Munchausen, Pirates of Penzance, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, anything with Bruce Willis, especially: The Fifth Element, Unbreakable, and Sin City; V for Vendetta, Big Fish, Nightmare Before Christmas, Princess Bride, Roger Rabbit, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Edward Scissorhands, all Monty Python, Road Warrior, Mad Max beyond Thunderdome, Under the Volcano, Fried Green Tomatoes, When Harry Met Sally, Hideous Kinky, Ever After, Little Shop of Horrors, Stepford Wives, Batman Begins

Television:

The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Twin Peaks, The Jared Whitham Show, Pee Wee's Playhouse, ATHF, Simpsons, Family Guy, LOST, Bones, Antiques Roadshow, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, Allo Allo, Dame Darcy on 5th Wheel and Blind Date ("I think all men should remember me.....with a scar")

Books:

The Marriage of Sense and Soul by Ken Wilber, Winnie-the-Pooh, Alice in Wonderland, Ishmael, The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales, Ender's Game series, Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker AND Dirk Gently), Perfume by Patrick Suskind, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein, Discworld!!!!! Five Exclamation Points!!!!! Currently reading: Perelandra

Heroes:

David Bowie, Bruce Willis (he can do anything!), Jim Henson, Tim Burton, Paul Ruebens

My Blog

boredom

I am so exhausted today. We had a really long, seemingly neverending weekend. I forget Friday night, but Saturday was the JARED Whitham Show, and that was loads of fun and went off without a hitch. ...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:39:00 PST

you’ll never guess

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:Pamela AndersonWho's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST

Everybody Loves My Blog and Other Poems

Oh the morning came with a plop, plop, plopping rainI wished in vainthat i might remainin bed.I got ready to gohow? I'll never knowhope my panties don't showhey, at least it's not snowing.AHHH, the mo...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:15:00 PST

DANCE DANCE CABARET

So you would think Gotham City would have this killer goth scene, rite? Oh, so very wrong. There are a few floating nights, but hardly anyone dresses up and the clubs are insanely hard to find, and ...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:27:00 PST

Which X-men are you?

You Are Jean GreyAlthough your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death).Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally!Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to proje...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

I love witches!!!

Ahhh, lovliest ladies of the land of women we are...The doll-making, faerie-loving, weirdo-pirate-mermaid DAME DARCY has created a cute little video for my favorite cello-rockin' group RASPUTINA, and ...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

My future husband

I have to tell everyone how much I love Jared Whitham. He is so amazing, every day that I wake up next to him I can't get over the fact that he loves me as much as he does. He is gorgeous, first of ...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:08:00 PST

sandbags???

ha ha to kristi cornpop, the sandbags are finally finished! this was really a team effort- ten homemade sandbags for jared's lights- jared's idea, kristi's design and incredibly hard and dedicated wo...
Posted by Duchess of Wendi Bird on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST