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'I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.'

About Me


Quote For Now: "`...You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.' `But the plans were on display...' `On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.' `That's the display department.' `With a torch.' `Ah, well the lights had probably gone.' `So had the stairs.' `But look you found the notice didn't you?' `Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'" Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
"The flaw must lie in our methods of description, in languages, in social networks of meaning, in moral structures and in philosophies and religions all of which convey explicit limits where no limits exist." - Dune
"Never appeal to a man's better nature, he might not have one. Invoking his self interest gives you more leverage." "One man's magic is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word." -Hienlien
I make no appologies for my time spent as tryanical overlord. I may have massacred a few hundred lawyers but for the most part my subjugating the masses brought great tax reform....Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
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My Interests

W00t! Redoing my interests here a bit will be picking at my page a bit so bear with me lol. I play way too much world of warcraft say what you will but my geek quotient has gone up significantly since I last updated. Server: Shadowmoon. Blood Elf Mage currently pillaging: Winterspring, currently lvl 56, Herbalism:300 Alchemy:300. Arcane Spec 44/4 fire. Guild Master E L E M E N T S. I have a few epics. You can see my armory here ---
I am a Seamstress/ Fashion Designer/ Actress/ Alt Model/ Performance artist/ a lot of other things that I cant really go into at the moment. Key factor being I love to do and make stuff lots of stuff. Excepting sand bags which are the loathing of my lifes projects right now (sorry Jared). I love comics I read my first one when I was 5 Wonder Woman and have been hooked ever since. I have almost every Fathom book including the hollographic green signed gold bikin edition. Say what you will be the coloring art for that were phenomenal, and her powers rocked.

I HATE heights. HAte them. I don't enjoy being scared. And I will never believe in the stability of carnival rides.

Ex Computer junky: I will not attempt any longer to fix program or other wise deal with a computer in more than a gadget loving way its an infinity trap for your head and it just leads to crazy land. Did I already mention coffee, adventures, road trips, clubbing, animation, adbusters, indy movies.

Politics, culture jamming, , 31337, 42, 137.03599976, 1984, 80s music, I like hip hop, trip hop, industrial, garbage, portishead, invader zim, corsets, kissing fixation, vulcans, borg, tights, painting, avoiding my neighbors, I might mention later that I have no history, or interest in learning the intricacies of music aside from their neurochemical effects. If I like the lyrics and the line I'll like the song. I won't buy the CD or go out of my way to listen to it again. Classical force trained to learn piano and take voice lessons among other things so music just irritates me after awhile. I'm not ashamed to say I have no taste in music really. I love NPR radio!

I like to have fun go out go crazy, stay home go crazy, chill on the couch watch star trek or B sci fi in a skin suit eating fruit loops straight from the box. I don't like to sit still for too long. Stay in bed too late (there are always exceptions.) I like to do stuff, keep busy, have a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Real people. The kind you meet and you actually want to find out more about. People who don't suck. Who have real thoughts and opinions. I don't expect anyone to agree with anything I have to say, I like to hear the "opposition". People from my guild, Mana Users Anonymous.

OK despite my very sustainable resistance I updated my page so all of you can stop bitching now. lol. I also despite my requests for pedophiles to not contact me have been contacted by several pedophiles what a surprise. Stop. If you like little girls by all means try not to go find one. But on a different note Im all grown up despite the fact that I look a like a 15 year old so be prepared for a beating if I hear it again. I also have a boyfreind now. Opps did I do that? So no I am no longer single and not looking for anything. Rather I am in a thing right now cant be disturbed.

Note My comments section is a section for freinds to post messages to me they dont mind other people seeing. It is not a section to promote your band or advertise your buisness. If you want everone to know about your upcoming show use the bulletins. If you want me to know about an upcoming show message me. This does not apply to local parties at an individuals house. STOP FING POSTING ADDS ON MY SHIT

Music:

Sneaker Pimps, The Faint, Velvet Acid Christ, Garbage, the Beatles, The White Stripes, The Ataris, The Strokes, The Cranes, Muse, Skinny Puppy, The Cure, I love music but I dont care too much about it. I cant be bothered really to memorize all those names and faces that will be doubtlessly gone tommorow. I like it but ehhh whatever. I like the UF public radio station with the classical for reading and if you stay up late enough theres a science fact at 6:30 wooo hoo NPR.

Movies:

Anything Star Trek, Resident Evil, Anything Anime Blue Girl, Manga, Hentai, Smokers, Tank Girl, Trainspotting, British Comedies have Monty Pythons Holy Grail memorized, Im not ashamed to admit it I liked the family stone, Kamikaze Girls!!! LOTR, Harry Potter,

Television:

I don't really approve of TV as a whole I mean its nice to have a way to communicate new thoughts and ideas but by the time you see something on TV about a billion people or more already know about it. THe internet is far more efficent you can perform fact checks which is something you arent really interested in doing when you are sitting on your growing steadily larger ass watching the news only because it comes on before american idol or some such nonsense. I watch TV when I cant find something to read or when I want to spend time with other people. Reality TV is a cheap way to get peoples attentions and forcus them else where, unfortuanately its a success. Dont get me wrong the discovery channel is great sometimes and the history channel really rocks Ive always been a fan of PBS...Layout powered by HOT FreeLayoutsI 3 toons!

Books:

I will read anything that is left out (excepting other peoples diaries.) Love Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, Ayn Rand, Ginsberg, Harry Potter, Tolkien, William Gibson, Nietzsche, Kurt Vonnegut, Timothy Leary, the list could go on forever of favorites. But my favorite of all time will always be Robert Heinlein.My most prized possesion are the prints of declassified shuttle missions from the early launches such as Apollo. TOo many to make a list of favorites. I really love non fiction! Uppity women in mideval times, uppity women in ancient times and uppity women in the new world. Current Favorite: A Breif History of Time updated expanded 10th aniverssary edition. Pre favorite before that one Universe on a Tshirt.I love physics especially quantum theory not a big supporter of string theory but the holographic universe is a bit far fetched in my opinion.

Heroes:

Maybe Stephen Hawking, but its generally a fundamentally flawed idea to make heros of ordinary humans.

My Blog

Rent my F-ing Apartment

Ok i need to get rid of my old place. I don't live there. Ive been using it as a storage shed a really expensive storage shed. it has all utilities included except cable. Half kitchen full sized fridg...
Posted by Agent K on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

New from the World of Warcraft

So here is the update. Emnity Level: 62 almost 63 Currently residing in: Zangarmarsh Class: Mage Race: Blood Elf Spec: 44 arcane/ 7 fire Guild: E L E M E N T S Chance to Crit: 23.27 Plus damage: 356 ...
Posted by Agent K on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

New from the World of Warcraft

So here is the update. Emnity Level: 62 almost 63 Currently residing in: Zangarmarsh Class: Mage Race: Blood Elf Spec: 44 arcane/ 7 fire Guild: E L E M E N T S Chance to Crit: 23.27 Plus damage: 356 ...
Posted by Agent K on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

oh shut up

What becomes a legend most?I'll let you think about it,Space Ghost coast-to-coastWhile I give thanks todayFor all the things I stoleAnd all the things I gave away.You make experiment, you try toTeach ...
Posted by Agent K on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Wowstravganza lol as if my freinds didnt already hate this lol

Ok for those of you out there that didnt get the memo I switched servers so there...eat my ass you asshole allies that ruined so many of my well planned instances by being noobs. Im on shadowmoon Emni...
Posted by Agent K on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

The Burning Crusade

so it has been several weeks since the burning crusade came out and much to the amusement and chagrin of my wow playing freinds i have become the switcher well seth too. Yes we should have rolled hoa...
Posted by Agent K on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST

Ding!

Ding lvl 40 mageAquired:one chestnut mareone set of dryads bindings epic bracers(my first epic)one mageweave vest(blue)one set mageweave gloves(blue)combine that with all my pvp gear I accumulated ove...
Posted by Agent K on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

one step closer to crazy

Before I input this massively crapp fest of my latest blog entry/ rant. Id like to point out that I havent had an entire cigarete since new years and the one I tried to hit this afternoon made me all ...
Posted by Agent K on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Ding

Lvl 36 Herbalism: 217Alchemy:221w00t!New Aquistions:Acidic Walkers +5nature resistFireball 7Blizzard Rank3Flamestrike R3ans osme other stuff
Posted by Agent K on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

Miss

So yes Ive been super busy and lazy at the same time as of late. I am at war with my phone company yet again because they just seem to like to tack 100.00 extra bucks on my phone bill every month for ...
Posted by Agent K on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST