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Chuck Norris

I am not hung like a horse, horses are hung like me!

About Me


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Hello, my name is Chuck Norris, maybe you have heard of me, but wait, what am I saying, of course you all have heard of me. I am the meanest and baddest mother fucker ever to set foot on MY green Earth, and I'm not just talking shit, every historian, theologist, scientist, astologist, chemist, and everyone who works in the medical field have unanimously discussed this fact and very quickly agreed. Its in the dictionary, encyclopedia, and the bible, every version and every religion. I kill at will, anyone who I feel deserves it. I took out an entire police station of armed cops with one roundhouse kick because somebody was stupid enough to give me a parking ticket, not realizing that Chuck Norris parks wherever the fuck he wants. One word of advice, stay out of my way, and don't even think about looking at me funny, cause I will roundhouse kick you in the face so fast that you will feel it 5 mins before I even get close to you, and so hard that your great great great great great great grandchildren will be born with the bruise.This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor
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I'd like to meet:

It's not a question of who I would like to meet, I meet whoever I dam well please. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. I call this "a slow Tuesday." In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly. I know who I wanna know, I fuck whoever I wanna fuck, and anyone else ends up dead from a roundhouse kick to the face! The question should be, Who wants to meet Chuck Norris? The answer, noone, cause everyone knows they don't stand a chance.

Music:

Anyone that comes here has to watch at least this video, it is one of the funniest things ever!!!!!
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Movies:

You know this was only a movie, because in real life, Bruce Lee would have been killed instantly the second I even thought about giving him a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Television:


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Books:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.