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GENERATE YOUR OWN WORLDMAP NOW! I HAVE BEEN VERY FORTUNATE,I AM VERY THANKFUL,ALTHOUGH MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN WITHOUT MANY MANY HARD TRIALS,I HAVE MADE MANY MISTAKES IN MY LIFE,BUT I LEARNED A LESSON FROM EVERY ONE OF THEM.I HAVE LIVED A VERY FULL LIFE.IF IT ALL ENDS NOW I AM SATISFIED WITH WHAT I HAVE DONE,CREATED,AND EXPIRIENCED.I HAVE CHEATED NO ONE.I HAVE HELPED MANY.I HAVE LOVED MANY.I HAVE BEEN LOVED.I HAVE BEEN HATED.I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED.I HAVE BEEN FRAMMED.I HAVE BEEN THE BEST.I HAVE BEEN THE LAST.I HAVE SAVED MANY LIVES.I HAVE MADE ALOT OF PEOPLE LAUGH.I THINK I WOULD BE REMEMBERED BY A FEW. IM A KIND MAN. I GET VERY LONELY AND I HATE BEING LONELY.IM A NICE GUY,AND NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.IN MY EXPERIENCE THAT STATEMENT IS THE TRUTH.ITS ALSO TRUE THAT NICE GUYS WILL STILL BE THERE AFTER THE BAD BOY YOU CHOSE HAS CHEATED ON YOU AND LEFT YOU FOR THE YOUNGER MORE FUN GIRL.MOST GIRLS WANT A MAN TO LOVE ONLY HER FOREVER.WHY DO THEY CHOOSE SO POORLY?.HERE IS SOME ADVICE LADIES.IF HE IS MEAN TO YOU EVEN ONCE,IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE DAY BY DAY.IF A MAN TALKS DOWN TO YOU LIKE YOUR A CHILD,I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT CAUSE HE WILL DO THAT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.LIFE IS JUST TO FUCKING SHORT TO TOLERATE STUPIDITY.MOVE ON DONT SETTLE.THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING SOME ASSHOLE GUYS LITTLE BITCH.DONT LET A MAN BRING YOU DOWN,LOVE IS UPLIFTING,NOT DEPRESSING. I DO ALOT OF FISHING,IN MY FREE TIME.I RUN A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUISNESS IN TULARE COUNTY,THAT TAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME.BUT I LIKE TO PLAY IN THE OUTDOORS AND IT SEEMS THERE IS NEVER ANYONE TO PLAY WITH.YES SOMETIMES I CAN BE ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD.WHEN IM OFF WORK THE WORLD IS SUPPOSED TO REVOLVE AROUND ME.I DONT GET MUCH TIME TO PLAY SO WHEN IT COMES I LIKE TO SIEZE THE MOMENT.YOULL FIND ME IN MY BOAT IN THE OCEAN AROUND MONTEREY,OR IN A CAVE IN THE MOUNTAINS,OR TEACHING A STUDENT,OR RIDING MY MOTORCYCLE ON SOME BACK COUNTRY ROAD.OR WORKING A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.IM A LITTLE OFF THE WALL ACCORDING TO THIS GENERATIONS OPINION.I DO THINGS TO THEIR EXTREME.I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES ME AN EXTREMEST.WHEN I GO CAMPING I DONT TAKE A CAMPER OR A FIFTH WHEEL AND I DONT TELL RANGER BOB WHERE IM GOING.ITS NONE OF RANGER BOBS BUIS.THATS WHY I LOVE THE OCEAN SO MUCH.I PUT MY BOAT IN THE WATER AND I GO DISAPEAR FOR A WEEK,NO ONE ASKS ANY DUMB QUESTIONS.NO ONE SAYS HEY YOU CANT DO THAT.I BELIEVE AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT CAUSEING ANYONE ANY HARM YOU SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE.AND IF YOUR A PROPERTY OWNER AND PAY PROPERTY TAXES THEN THE LITTLE FEES AND FINES ALL OVER THIS OVER TAXED STATE SHOULD BE VOIDED FOR YOU.AND I BELIEVE GAY PEOPLE SUCK STUFF,SO WHAT!.I BELIEVE PEOPLE SHOULD HOLD ON TO THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.AND I BELIEVE IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT OR HEAR IT THEN TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL STUPID.AND I BELIEVE THAT IF PEOPLE WOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUISNESS THEY WOULDNT HAVE TIME TO MIND YOURS AND MINE.YA I THINK THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS.YES I BELIEVE IN A CREATOR,NO I DONT THINK HE SHOULD LOOK LIKE TED NUGGET.YES I THINK AMERICA IS GETTING READY TO BE ATTACKED BY ALOT OF OTHER COUNTRIES.I BELIEVE THAT MIGHT WAKE US UP TO THE REALITY OF LIFE.ESPECIALY WHEN PARATROOPERS AND ATOMIC BOMBS START FALLING ON OUR LAND THAT WE DONT OWN ANY MORE,BECAUSE WE CANT PAY OUR TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT TO THESE OTHER COUNTRIES.YES I AM SORRY FOR OUR CHILDREN THEY MUST TRY AND GROW UP IN A SOCIETY WHERE THERE ARE SO MANY LAWS THAT WE CREATED THEY CANT POSSIBLY LIVE A DAY HERE WITHOUT BECOMEING A FELON.ITS CRAZY TO THINK WE ARE FREE.YES OUR SOCIETY HAS REACHED ITS PEAK.ANY WAY I AM NOT A REAL BIG FAN OF OUR LAW MAKERS.SO ANY WAY ABOUT ME,AS I SAID I GET LONELY.I DEAL WITH IT.IM NOT A BOOZER.I DONT HAVE ANY DRUG HABBITS.I DEAL WITH BEING LONELY BY WORKING UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM EXHAUSTION,WHICH IS MOST EVERY NIGHT.PROBABLY NOT THE BEST WAY.IT DOES LEAD TO ALOT OF STRESS AND FATIGUE.BUT ITS ALL I HAVE.I GUESS ITS KINDA MY WAY OF PUNISHING MYSELF.MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE HELL.ENOUGH OF THAT NONSENCE IM DONE TALKING ABOUT ME.I PROBABLY SAID TO MUCH.THE OTHER ME. IM AN EX-POLICE OFFICER. I AM A TEACHER OF JEET KUN DO,CHINEESE KICKBOXING RED DRAGON SHOULIN KUNG FU,AIKIDO,WING CHUN,AND CHIN NA.I ALSO TEACH MANY WEOPONS SUCH AS ESCRIMA STICK,NUNCHACKU,STAFF,KNIFE,AND GUNS.I STARTED PRACTICING THE MARTIAL ARTS AT AGE 7.AT THE AGE OF 8 I WAS PRACTICING UPTO 6 HOURS PER DAY EVERY DAY.WHEN I WAS 16 YEARS OLD I WAS PRACTICING UPTO 14 HOURS A DAY,I HAD MY OWN MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOL,AND I WAS FIGHTING ON A DAILY BASIS IN PRIVATE FIGHTS.BY THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN I HAD 4 OF MY OWN SCHOOLS AND I TUAGHT AT THE LOCAL COLLEDGE,AND THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB.I ALSO TAUGHT AT THE POLICE ACADEMY FOR A SHORT TIME.WHEN I WAS 26 MY LEG CAME APART AT THE KNEE DURING PRACTICE.IVE BEEN GUN SHY OF IT HAPPENING AGAIN EVER SINCE.SINCE THAT DAY I DONT DUE MUCH KICKING ANYMORE.MY PASSION IS STILL MARTIAL ARTS BUT UNTIL THEY (DOCTORS) PERFECT THE KNEE SURGERY I WONT BE PUTTING ON ANY MORE SHOWS,PRIZE FIGHTING OR WORKING ON ANY HOLLYWOOD FILM SETS.I WILL JUST HAVE TO BE CONTENT TEACHING ONLY THE MOST DEDICATED OF STUDENTS.THEIR ARE YEARS AND YEARS OF MARTIAL ARTS KNOLEDGE IN MY MIND THAT WILL REMAIN THERE.BUT THE BODY IS MOST DEFINITELY WEAKER THAN THE SPIRIT.AFTER 2 MILLION KICKS SOMETHING IS GONNA BREAK. I HAVE HAD THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE COME BEFORE ME FOR MY KNOWLEDGE IN THE MARTIAL ARTS.I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO THOSE PEOPLE THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO SHOW YOU THE WAY. I CAN ONLY HOPE I MADE A DIFFERENCE IN YOURE LIVES... .. .. .. .. ..
Name: DEFINITE
Birthplace: TULARE
Current Location: VIS-HELL-YA
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BLOND-BROWN
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 225
Piercings: NO
Tatoos: NO
Overused Phraze: I CAN'T
FAVORITES
Food: HOT DOGS-CHEESE AND FLOUR TOTILLAS ROLLED IN MICROWAVE 1-MIN.
Candy: ROBBINS EGGS-PAYDAY
Number: 1 MORE
Color: YELLOW
Animal: WHITE TIGER
Drink: WATER
Alcohol Drink: WINE COOLERS
Bagel: BLUEBERRY
Letter: A
Body Part on Opposite sex: INNER THIGH
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: STRAWBERRY
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla VANILLA
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: H-C
Kiss or Hug: BOTH
Dog or Cat: TRAINED OR UNTRAINED?
Rap or Punk: NIETHER
Summer or Winter: WINTER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: B.S.
Love or Money: LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: NEVER HAD ONE
Most Missed Memory: MY FAMILY
Best phyiscal feature: MY LIPS
First Thought Waking Up: OH SHIT I JUST CLOSED MY EYES.
Goal for this year: MAKE $300,000.00
Best Friends: I HAVE 1
Weakness: NUT SACK
Fears: GETTING KICKED IN MY NUT SACK.
Heritage: ENGLISH,SCOTTISH,AND IRISH.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: YUUP.
Ever Smoked: ONLY WHEN IM ALONE OR WITH SOMEBODY.
Pot: DOES THE PRESIDENT?
Ever been Drunk: I COULD TELL YOU SOME STORIES.
Ever been beaten up: NOPE.BEEN BEATEN DOWN.
Ever beaten someone up: ONLY THOSE WHO BULLIE INNOCENTS
Ever Skinny Dipped: YUUP.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: SILVER,GREEN,BLU,BRN,PURP,PINK,
Favorite Hair Color: IM HAPPY IF THEY HAVE HAIR
Short or Long: AS LONG AS ITS THERE,AND TEETH ARE GOOD TOO.
Height: SHORT
Style: YES ALITTLE
Looks or Personality: MUST HAVE THOSE TOO.
Hot or Cute CUTE
Drugs and Alcohol: BARTENDERS,AND PHARMACISISTS WELCOME.
Muscular or Really Skinny: MUSCULAR
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: RIGHT.
What country do you want to Visit: CHINA
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP.
Been to the Mall Lately: NOPE.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YUUP.
Get along with your Parents: NOPE.
Health Freak: KINDA
Do you think your Attractive: OH YA IM SEXY.
Believe in Yourself: MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.
Want to go to College: BEEN THERE,DONE THAT.
Do you Smoke: YUP.
Do you Drink: YUP.
Shower Daily: YUP.
Been in Love: YUP.
Do you Sing: IN MY CAR AND IN THE SHOWER.
Want to get Married: NO
Do you want Children: GOTTEM,WANT TO PUTEM BACK.
Have your future kids names planned out: OH YA! GIRL--STOP IT. BOY-- PUT THAT DOWN.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: AGAIN---- 38
Hate anyone: Background By SurfCodes.Com CITY,STATE,COUNTRY,GOVERMENT,COPS THAT DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LETTER OF THE LAW AND SPIRIT OF THE LAW.AND PEOPLE THAT DONT MIND THEIR OWN BUISNESS.
What Martial Art Are You?
Aikido
You're style is Aikido (Aikikai)! You are calm and centered, but deadly when attacked! You redirect your opponent's force, making your defense your offense. Aikido is versatile and non-violent, stressing harmony and circular motion instead of direct confrontation. You are very concerned with seeing yourself truly and letting your soul reach a pure and hightened state. Knowledgeable and patient, you leave your fallen opponents wondering just what happened.
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