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ELVIS MELLON

WELCOME TO MY WORLD AND THAT OF ELVIS MELLON

About Me

ALSO SEE http://www.elvismellon.comTo the people of Earth: I am Elvis Mellon- Intergalactic Pirate radio station Rock and Roll dj, media celebrity, outlaw and part time super hero. I am an ex-patriot citizen of this planet-known to the rest of the galaxy as a savage, barbaric and backwards “Frontier world.” Many years ago as I traveled the United States as a young transient hippie, I stumbled upon a half buried temple, beneath an old gold mine shaft that I had been camping in –in the foothills of the Colorado Rockies. Unbeknown to me at the time , I had stumbled upon the ruins of a prehistoric civilization-a30,000 year old colony of the legendary lost continent of Atlantis. This “temple” was actually a chamber containing a “Star Gate”-a space/time portal built by the Plaedians and other star races that hadfounded Atlantis and were living with their hybrid star children.( our ancestors ) Little did I know that this portal was guarded by Chubacabras ( fierce, extratestrial demonic creatures that drink blood ) and in fleeing from them –I accidentally fell through the portal and was beamed across the galaxy and into the hold of a passing “Gray” cyborg clone ship- the underlings of the Draco star empire. A Draco war ship mistook the Gray cyborg clone ship for renegades and during a subsequent fire fight I was able to escape. My escape pod was found drifting by a super advanced artificial intelligence named “Ovid” , a member of the “Cybernetic children of the ascendant” a race of super sentient computer beings encased in enormous star ships known as “world ark” ships that carry massive domes and spheres containing entire eco systems and civilizations that were rescued from planet wide cataclysms , galactic wars, devastation from super nova’s and Black holes, etc. Ovid and his kind were built by a long dead civilization of beings that had walked the shore of our world as the first amphibians crawled out of Earth's warm , primordial seas. The Cybernetic children of the ascendant were built to carry out the philanthropic mission of their masters after they had ascended beyond the physical planes of matter.Ovid brought me on a tour of this and other universes in the vast multiverse and we traversed space and time for over 800 years and then he brought me back to when he had first found me and I hadn’t aged a day. He left me with an advanced civilization of aquatic humanoids on a water planet orbiting a red dwarf near the Helix Nebula in the constellation of Aquarius. The “Aquallarons” treated me more like a member of their society then a zoo specimen and they were members of the Galactic Confederation –an alliance of star races including the Plaedians, Arcturans, Andromedians, Lyrans, etc –That were pledged to enlightenment, peaceful coexistence among all sentient and non sentient life forms in the known galaxy’s and they policed the Milky way with a joint task force ofinterspecies star craft. After managing to save the Aquallarons planet from certain destruction by a wayward comet by calling upon Ovid and his gigantic starship “Tellepharon” to divert the intruder, I was rewarded by the planetary government by getting to set up my own Pirate radio station deep inside a huge asteroid that had once been used as a listening post for Draco activity in that sector. I had convinced the Aquallarons to let me broadcast Earth Rock and Roll and other genres of music through out the galaxy much to the chagrin of the reptilian Draco and their emperor- “Zor” son of Rex- who were all tone deaf and hated Rock and Roll and all Earth music and considered ithorrible noise. Ovid also rewarded me by building me a star ship of my own- the “Visigoth” with its own super sentient Cybernetic –Holographic being named “Virgil.” With my hidden Pirate radio station- “Non station K.L.S.D” and my ship the Visigoth I eventually assembled a crew of fellow ex-patriot Earth humanoids, Extraterrestrials, robots and other fellow misfits and together we brought Rock and Roll and a bit of color to the masses of the Galactic alliance and we even formed an Elvis Presley tribute band and toured the front battle lines in the intergalactic War I started when the Draco star empire and their allies broke the long truce between themselves and the GalacticConfederation and declared war and anyone that supported me and the station and Zor himself put a price on my head and declared me an enemy of the Draco. Read my wacky, cosmic adventures in my blogs and on my official website http://www.elvismellon.com !! ALSO see my OTHER “My Space” profile in my top four friends list below. And just remember- “In space…no one can hear you stagger” href="http://www.myspaceelite.com/viewimage/myspacegfx391/in dex.html" .."MySpace Graphics @ Myspace Elite"
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My Interests

While still living on Earth I enjoyed Music Art, Poetry , http://www.elvismellon.com Tree Hugging, Altered States, World- Religions,Buddhism ,Daoizm, Yoga, Shamanizm Zoroastrianism,Mithra's, Wiccan, Western Occult Traditions,The Celtic Ray,Hern, Ceridwen, Cununnos, Arianrod, Brigit, etc. GURDJIEFF, Reincarnation, Arthurian Myth And Legend,Judeo-Christian Gnostic's, The Knights Templar, Atlantis, Lemuria, Extraterrestrials,ALL THINGS PARANORMAL AND SUPERNATURAL!!The Politics of Ecstasy,RAINBOW GATHERINGS! Sacred Geometry,Jumping Time lines, All things Psychedelic, Psychonautics, Elves,Faeries,Pookas,Nymphs,Awakening the old Gods, Cartooning, The Ecosystem, Whales, Dolphins, Film making, Now I still enjoy all of the above and I also enjoy the Holo chambers aboard my starship "Visigoth" and playing checkers with Virgil the Cybernetic Holo being who runs Visigoth, Playing in my Elvis Presley tribute band -we also do THE DOORS, STONES, ZEPPELIN, -- I enjoy swimming in the clear waters of Aquallaron and visiting Sirius and and the many planets of the galactic confederation. I ALSO love to piss off Zor and the Draco and escape their assassin bots and shock troops. I am sure I left plenty out.....

I'd like to meet:

Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Audrey Hepburn, Katherine Hepburn, Boddica, Thor, Odin, Loki, Groucho Marx AND ALL THE MARX BROTHERS! Karl Marx, Gurdjieff, Oscar Wilde,Ouspensky, Jim Morrison, Julius Caesar,Weird Al Yancovic, Hunter S Thompson, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton,Joshua Ben- Joseph, Nikolai Tesla, James Joyce,William Borroughs, Dylan Thomas, Richard Burton, Richard Harris,Mark Twain ( Sam Clemens )Charlie Chaplin,Gerry Garcia, Grace Slick,Malcolm X ,Eldridge Cleaver,Alan Watts, Timothy Leary,Richard Albert (Baba- Ram Dass ) Ralph Metzner, Ken Kesey,FRANK ZAPPA! Neal Cassidy, Jack Kerouac, Alan Ginsberg, Syd Barrett,Andy Kaufman Fatty Arbuckle,James Marshall Hendrix,All Members of the "Rat pack" including original member Humphrey Bogart, Albert Einstein,Nat King Cole, Carlos Castenada, Don Juan Matus,KURT VONNEGUT!!!!!Ron Ziegler, Tom Baker,Peter Jackson, J.R.R Tolkien, Aleister Crowley,Bill Hicks, Kate Winslett, Kate Bosworth, Julie Newmar, Johnny Lydon ( Johnny Rotten ) Batman, Green lantern, Green Hornet- And Kato ( Bruce Lee-too ) Green Arrow, Pete Nesmith, John Wayne ( The Duke ) Truman Capote,Buckminster Fueller,Jackson Pollack,W.C FIELDS, the list is Endless.....

Music:

Rock n Roll,- Carl Perkins, Elvis Presley,Fats Whaller, Big Joe Turner, Fats Dominoe, Little Anthony and the Imperials, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens,Eddie Cochran, Jerry Lee Lewis, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, Dion, Frankie Valli and the four Seasons, The Platters, Little Richard, on to British bands including the Mersey sound- Gerry and the Pacemakers, Freddy and the Dreamers, The Beatles, Cliff Richards and the Shadows,Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders, The Searchers, The Ventures!- Psychedelia of the 1960's, Pink Floyd with Sid Barrett, The Nice, The Move, The Moody Blues, Donovan, The San Fransisco-L.a bands like The Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, Quicksilver Messenger service,Big Brother and the Holding Company With Janis Joplin, The Doors,The Blues Magoo's, The 13 Floor Elevators, Arthur Lee and Love, The Byrds ,The Jimi Hendrix Experience,Crosby Stills Nash and Neil Young ,Creedance Clearwater revival*(* Check out my pictures to see my uncanny resemblance to Doug Clifford the drummer for Creedance! ) Marvin Gaye, Smoky Robinson and the Miracles, The Temptations,The Animals ,The Byrds, The Guess Who, The flying Burrito Brothers, Steppenwolf, The YardBirds, The Band, Richie Havens,Joni Mitchell, Joan Baez, The Turtles, The Young Rascals, The Loving Spoonful, Blue Cheer, Black Oak Arkansas , The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Kinks, The Allman Brothers, Marshal Tucker, Lnyryd Synard,Hank Williams, Patsy Cline,George Jones, Lorreta Lynn, Tammy Wynette, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Chris Kristofferson, Merle Haggerd, Waylon Jennings, Power Rock-Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath Deep Purple,And Progressive Rock Like -E.L.P,Tangerine Dream,Kraftwork,Nectar, Klaatu,Synergy, Argent and YES and King Crimson, Genesis,FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION! The Sex Pistols, the Dead Boys, Dead Kennedy's, Suicidal Tendencies, Ramones,The Clash, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden, Alice in Chains,Temple of the Dog, Stone Temple Pilots,Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyro's, Rage against the Machine, Guns N Roses,Bob Dylan!! U2, Red Hot Chili Peppers,David Bowie, Tom Waits, Marshall Tucker , Gov. Mule, and going back in time Lionel Hampton, Duke Ellington, Glen Miller, Artie Shaw, Nat King Cole, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Robert Johnson, B.B King , Noel Coward, Cole Porter, Gershwin,Johnny Ray, Gene Vincent, Frankie Lane, And Jazz-Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck,Charles Mingus, Charlie "Bird" Parker, Thelonius Monk, John Coltrane- etc. Reggae-Black Uhura ,Burning Spear, Bob Marley and the Whailers, Yellow Man-etc, and almost all Classical music-Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky, Debussy , etc. Celtic Folk music-IRISH, SCOTTISH, BRITISH-Fairport Convention, Steeleye Span, Horselips, Clannad, Oi Polloi, The Pogues, Chieftains ,Black 47,etc. JAZZ FUSION-Chic Corea, Al Dimeola , Stanley Clark,Paco De Lucia ,Jean Luc Ponty, The White Stripes, The Killers, My Chemical Romance,Englebert Humperdink, Tom Jones,Metallica, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest,ACDC, Jan & Dean, Beach Boys, Dick Dale, Alice Cooper,Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The New York Dolls,The Velvet Underground, Patti Smith,Gil Scott Heron, Chuck- D , Hank Williams, Patsy Cline ,Kate Bush, Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers, Bob Seeger, America,Love and Rockets, Beck,Heart, Truimph, Radio Head,The Cure,Kamper Van Beetoven, Velvet Revolver,Foghat, U.F.O, Rush,The New York Dolls,Duran Duran , Devo, Kings of Leon, The Smiths/Morrisey,Kitaro, Van Gelis,Oasis, Radiohead,Midnight Oil,Queen, Bad Company, T-REX, Mott the Hoople, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Captain Beefheart Public Enemy- Chuck D and Professor Griff-Flavor-Flav, Busta Rhymes, Gordon Lightfoot, Warren Zevon, Bob Welch, Black Oak Arkansas, Elvis Mellon, ... I know I am leaving so much out....

Movies:

Citizen Kane,Gone with the wind,The Shape of things to come, Frankenstein with Boris karloff and all Karloff films, All Ridley Scott films especially "the Duelists", Gladiator, Legend, Alien, All John Boorman films especially "The Emerald forest” “Excalibur”, “Zardoz”, All Tim Burton films especially “BeetleJuice”, “Ed Wood”, “Edward Scissorhands”, “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, “Nightmare before Christmas”, All James Bond films – and “In like Flint” and “Our Man Flint”-the James Coburn –spy spoofs as well as Dean Martin in the Matt Helm films!! All Terry Gilliam films-Especially “Brazil” and “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”, All Alec Guinness Movies, anything by Woody Allen, All Godzilla movies- Except the American version (they ruined it...) All Peter Sellers films!! “Little Big man”, “The Wizard of Oz”, Most of the Star Trek Films, The rest of the Alien series (not directed by Ridley Scott-particularly "Aliens" by James Cameron) “Casablanca”, “To Have and Have not”, Charlie Chaplin movies, Howard Lloyd, Buster Keaton, All John Ford Westerns Of the 1940's and 50's, Most Clint Eastwood films, British Cinema, “the Lord of the Rings” Series, All Martin Scorsese films, All Jack Nicholson films, “Mr. Roberts”, “Lost Horizons”, (both the 1937 film and the 1973 musical) British Hammer-Horror series with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, “Shindlers list” and most Spielberg films, The original “Star Wars” films and the Last two, “South Pacific”, “West side Story”, “Paint your Wagon” “My Fair Lady”, “Camelot”, “My Favorite Year”, And almost anything with Peter O Toole, “What’s New Pussy Cat” especially and “Lawrence of Arabia”, anything by the Coen brothers in particular the "Big Lebowski"!!The "Godfather" Parts 1 and 2 "Goodfella's", "Gangs of New York" "Dance's with Wolves" ,Forest Gump,Easy Rider,Five Easy Piece's, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Three days of the Condor, ALL Roger Corman films, Close Encounters with the Third kind, Hell Boy, An American werewolf in London, Animal House,The life Aquatic,The Fifth Element, Wolfen, Interview with a Vampire, Dances with Wolves, Batman Begins, Superman, 1 AND 2 ( WELL EVEN 3,4 ) and Superman Returns, Spiderman 1,2,3 The Seven Samurai, -LEAVING OUT SO MANY.....

Television:

Original Star Trek and all incarnations ( YES I AM A STAR TREK GEEK! ) ALL British television I have been lucky enough to see-East enders,All Creatures Great & Small, Black Adder, Red Dwarf,Doctor Who, Blake's Seven,Are You Being Served,Jeeves & Wooster Last of the Summer Wine, etc. Classic Television of mid 1950's thru out mid seventies including Get Smart, Wild Wild West, F-Troop, I dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, The Waltons, Room 222, Dobie Gillis, THE ADAMS FAMILY, MUNSTERS,Johnny Quest HERCULOIDS!! Too many to list! The West Wing, LOST, The New Battlestar -and the Old one, Deadwood, The Soprano's, Rome, House, 24 Hours, All PBS shows, StarGate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, The X-FILES,Forever Knight, Highlander, The Bernie Mac show Law and order, Shark,Ghosthunters- ON AND ON....

Books:

The Adventures of Elvis Mellon -as seen on his website Elvis Mellon.com http://elvismellon.com THE GREAT STEPHEN KING! All the works of HUNTER S THOMPSON,William Burroughs, FRANK HERBERT-In particularly- THE DUNE SERIES-!!!! Ken Kesey,all the works of Philip K DICK!all of Frederick Pohls works and Pol Anderson, Jr.r Tolkien, C.s Lewis, Jules Verne, Oscar Wilde,William Blake,Charles Bukowski, Jack Kerouac, Alan Ginsberg, Emily Bronte, Charles Dickens, Shelly, Byron, Y.B Yeats, James Joyce, All the works of Larry Niven,Philip K Dick, Douglas Adams, H.G Wells, Anne Rice!! The Golden age of Sci-fi masters, Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Azimov, Doc E Smith , Fantasy- Robert E Howard-and L Spague Decamp,Ezra Pound, Herman Melville, John Steinbeck, Ernest Hemingway, "The Prophet" Kahlil Gibran, All works of Anne Mccaffrey,KURT VONNEGUT!! Anthony Burgess-most stuff-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle- The Sherlocke Holmes "Omnibus" , Maureen Mccolloughs "Rome' series, Carlos Castenadas -"Don Juan" Series,All the works of Allan Watts,EVERY THING FROM ARTHUR C CLARKE! H.P LOVECRAFT, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, Henry David Thoreau ,Hero of a thousand faces-Joseph Cambell,So much I can go on and on...

Heroes:

See people I would like to meet plus many more....

My Blog

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Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:42:00 PST

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Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

WHO EVER SAID WE ARE ALONE? ( WINK WINK..GRIN )

I always have a good laugh when people act so skeptical and in turn laugh about the idea or the existence of "aliens" ( which if you think about is really a stupid word to apply to quote un quote alle...
Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:56:00 PST

MUSIC IS TIMELESS

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Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:42:00 PST

SEE/READ NEW ELVIS MELLON CHRISTMAS EPIC!

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Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

NEW!! ELVIS MELLONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL !!

ELVIS MELLON'S  HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!  - READ THE EPIC ADVENTURE STARRING ELVIS MELLON AND HIS CREW AS THEY BATTLE FRANKENSTEIN, DRACULA , WEREWOLVES...... THEIR LAWYERS AND ACCOUNTANTS....ETC...
Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST

ELVIS MELLON -IN

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Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

CLASSIC STAR TREK

ORIGINAL STAR TREK WHY is it if you mention that you love the original Star Trek-you are immediately branded a nerd or a geek? Could it be those people are shallow and with out any imagination? Many p...
Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

THE INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURES OF ELVIS MELLON

THE INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURES OF ELVIS MELLONA QUINN MARTIAN PRODUCTIONCopyright 2005AN INTRODUCTIONTo our loyal legions of fans across the known universe-You all know the story of Elvis Mellon. From ...
Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

LINK MISANTHROPE AND HIS BAND OF AVENGERS- PART # 3

AN ELVIS MELLON PRODUCTION.COPYRIGHT 2007.Britney Spears would never know had close she had come to being beaten into the side walks of Rodeo Drive by a group of genetically enhanced chimpanzees with ...
Posted by ELVIS MELLON on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST