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Crotch Modelling International

I am here for Networking

About Me

You're probably here because you recognized our infamous crotch shots or someone's seen the potential in you. Just a few rules: We will refuse any autographs. We will not put up with come on lines that we have heard before (ie. your crotch must be tired because its been running through my mind all day!).We are actually a team of famous crotch supermodels who travel the world looking for the perfect, most photogenic crotches so if we invite you to join our page its probably because your special in a non-retarded kind of way. No, no, that was mean. We are actually the most kind and gentle crotch models you have ever met. If our crotches could smile they would!!

My Interests

perfecting the blue steelOur head office:

I'd like to meet:

Other potential crotch models or anyone who wants to build up their crotch portfolio! -

Books:

Crotch Modelling for Dummies - this book saved me from a lot of disastrous photo shoots!!Crotch Horoscopes.

Heroes:

My parents for their crotchety genetics. The crotch shot of the MONTH is above. Congratulations!! Send us YOUR non-offensive crotch shots and you too can have your 5 minutes of crotch fame!!!

My Blog

Crotch Horoscopes..for the New Year!!

Aries: Your crotch is on fire! A lot of warmth & energy will exude in between the legs. No need to sit under the mistletoe, the mistletoe will sit under you! Cancer: Even your crotch is bored! Ge...
Posted by Crotch Modelling International on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:41:00 PST

D&G crotch show 2007

pay attention to the subtle camera pans on "the crotch." As Tyra would say "give me fierce!"   .. height=350 width=425> ..>...
Posted by Crotch Modelling International on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST