Crotch Modelling International

You're probably here because you recognized our infamous crotch shots or someone's seen the potential in you. Just a few rules: We will refuse any autographs. We will not put up with come on lines that we have heard before (ie. your crotch must be tired because its been running through my mind all day!).We are actually a team of famous crotch supermodels who travel the world looking for the perfect, most photogenic crotches so if we invite you to join our page its probably because your special in a non-retarded kind of way. No, no, that was mean. We are actually the most kind and gentle crotch models you have ever met. If our crotches could smile they would!!