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Mark

No, that is not my Teapot...

About Me

I'm just raising my boys...I've been divorced for over ten years now and several years ago, I tried a "live-in" girlfriend relationship, but the children needed to come first.I've worked at a Correctional Facility for almost eighteen years, so my kids have yet to do anything to surprise me. They are my best friends and they're growing so fast, I don't want to miss one minute of it. ------------------------------------------------------------ --
Name: Mark
Birthdate: January 25, 1966
Birthplace: Delivery Room (B), Ohio Valley General Hospital, Wheeling, West Virginia, United States, North America, Earth, Terrean System, Milky Way Galaxy, Located in the Local Galaxy Group.
Current Location: Classified
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Lt. Brown
Height: " 5'9
Weight: 176
Piercings: None.
Tatoos: None.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None.
Overused Phraze: "I Don't Know"...Just Ask My Kids a Question And You'll See.
FAVORITES
Food: When Hungry. (Breakfast Food)
Candy: Reeses Pieces
Number: 3 (It's A Magic Number)
Color: Blue
Animal: Only when I was Drunk
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink: None
Bagel: Regular or Blueberry
Letter: Don't Discriminate. Use them all.
Body Feature on Opposite sex: Legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BurgerKing
Strawberry or Watermelon: Corn on the Cob
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Canine
Rap or Punk: Depends on the Song
Summer or Winter: Winter. (Hate Mowing)
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: A little of each...
YOUR...
Bedtime: 10:00 PM
Most humorous Memory: (This was funny afterwards...) Discovering that I hadn't paid attention in Lamaze class. (While witnessing the birth of my second child by cesarean section, the doctor extracted this purple Iguana. Apparently, Babies turn pink after breathing...Who Knew?)
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Whoooa.....
Goal for this year: To reach next year. (I like obtainable Goals)
Weakness: Women
Fears: Women
Heritage:
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Very young.
Ever been Drunk: Yes. A Long Time Ago... In a Galaxy...Never Mind
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Only in the line of Duty...
Ever Shoplifted: Very, very young
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed someone of same sex: No
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Short
Height: No preference
Style: Huh? Ah...Female.
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute: Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Drunk and passed out.
Number of Regrets in the Past: Counting this Survey?
What country do you want to Visit: All Of Them
How do you want to Die: Very, Very Old...And Sleeping.
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Passionately
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: Nope
Do you think your Attractive: What A Stupid Question...Yes
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: No
Do you Smoke: Quit. Valentine's Day 2007
Do you Drink: Yes... Fluids prevent dehydration. Duh. No Alcohol.
Shower Daily: Of Course.
Been in Love: Deeper than the deepest Sea...
Do you Sing: Yes.
Want to get Married: Not if it would save the Planet...
Do you want Children: Ask my Kids.
Have your future kids names planned out: "No More...Please."
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: "Can we do this more than once now?"
Hate anyone: People that make Surveys...
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My Interests

Networking, New technology, (I love my IPod) Video Games. BattleField 1942, Reading, Raising my Boys.

I'd like to meet:

Friends...-------------------------------------------------- ------------

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CHECK OUT THESE SITES!

CROSS EYED-UNIBROW TOM BF1942 -[GATES OF HELL]-

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MY BOYS

MARK GAGE

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MY FRIENDS I'VE MET AT WORK

KRISTEN ROGER CAROL NIKKI

RICK JODI BECK DANIELLE

TREVOR ALICIA MELISSA GEORGE

JERRY LittleBeef MARYANNETTE

MARKANDYKEITHBILL

THELMA & BRIANTHERESA & STEVEJAMIEG

JODIOLOGYTRACEYLESLIELEE ANN

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Music:

Anything that sounds good. No...Really. Anything.A GIRL LIKE YOUEDWYN COLLINSI've never known a girl like you before. Now just like in a song from days of yore. Here you come a knockin', knockin' on my door. And I've never met a girl like you before.You give me just a taste so I want more. Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw. 'Cause now you've got me crawlin', crawlin' on the floor. And I've never known a girl like you before.You've made me acknowledge the devil in me. I hope to God I'm talkin' metaphorically. Hope that I'm talkin' allegorically. Know that I'm talkin' about the way I feel. And I've never known a girl like you before.Never, never, never, never. Never known a girl like you before.This old town's changed so much, don't feel that I belong. Too many protest singers, not enough protest songs. And now you've come along. Yes you've come along. And I've never met a girl like you before...-----------------------Marta Sánchez es un vocalist femenino español. Ella nació de mayo el 8 de 1966 en Madrid. Su padre, Antonio Sánchez Camporro, era cantante de la ópera.Marta comenzó su carrera musical con la venda "Cristal Oskuro," pero poco después ella fue descubierto por Tino Azores, técnico sano para el grupo popular Olé-Olé de pop/rock. En 1985, Marta sintió bien al cantante de plomo de Olé-Olé, que la catapultó a la fama y le hizo uno de los símbolos más grandes del sexo de los años 80 en España, durante una época en que el país conseguía librado de los valores morales rígidos tradicionales del catholicism.En 1993, Marta lanzó su primer álbum a solas, Mujer (que debía ser el primer en una cadena larga de éxitos). Su primer solo, el Desesperada ahora clásico, fue lanzado en España y América latina.En 1997 ella registró la canción acertada Vivo Por Ella en un duet grande con Andrea Bocelli. Ella lanzó su 4to álbum, Desconocida en 1998. Su quinto álbum, soja Yo, fue lanzado en 2002.

Movies:

Horror, Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Comedy and sometimes even Romance. (I like a good cry sometimes) Dammit... Now I'm gettin' all wishy washy.


FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:The Princess Bride"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure.""This one left them all behind.."

Television:

Very little. Maybe a science program or two.

CARL SAGAN'S COSMOSSagan himself died in 1996, but Cosmos survived and now – 25 years later – returns to television care of The Science Channel and Cosmos Studios. Digitally remastered and enhanced with fresh computer graphics unheard of at the time of its recording.

Books:

Stephen King's older books, Harry Potter (of course) and some science books thrown in for good measure. Ever read Physics Made Easy?Well don't.....FAVORITE BOOK QUOTE:HitchHiker's Guide To The GalaxyTHE UNIVERSE:4. Population"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."

Heroes:

Those who never give up, no matter what life may bring.

My Blog

Welcome to Microsoft's Vista! (OUCH!!!)

As you may or may not know, the kids and I love our war games.  From three separate work stations located throughout my Home, the Boys and I play Battlefield 1942.  (The only legal way I can...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

Password Safety

Have you noticed weird bulletins posted by your friends lately? Instead of surveys and games, it looks like they're advertising ringtones for songs they don't even like, or telling you to smoke pot wh...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

Memoir of a Thankful Friend

  In the beginning...My children came forth and whispered, "Father... Father, come see the MySpace."   Well.. It sort of happen like that, I may have embellished it a little... Wel...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:17:00 PST