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Isla Edwards

Honey, get hip, it's time to unzip. - Genesis

About Me


"The lovers, the dreamers and me.."--Kermit The Frog
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"If you're not here, you're out of Luck."--sign at Luck, Texas.
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(clearing throat) Hello everyone! My name is Isla (ee-luh) formerly known as "Slutty Wife" (registered trademark, no longer a wife, technically no longer "Slutty Wife"..still slutty (mind, body, in free spirit..HEE.. hence the "wife" drop) and this is my lil corner of MySpace.com! This space is now, SLUTTY SPACE...in the spirit of getting on with things..if you'fe got a better title..please suggest. :-) Still me, Isla Edwards entering her sexual peak (35!) and experiencing it over the Internet. I identify as not just screamingly bi (love exploring the same sex), but Latin (Mayan genes/jeans), girly girl, foodie, HSP (highly sensitive person), music lover, groupie girl with a past, nightlife event planner, hedonistic homebody, wanna-be pinup girl, mostly monogamous sexpot (love to play with very select sweeties...going to marry a rock star someday!) vegetarian & sensuously spiritual. My primary occupation at the moment is as an adult web developer specializing in the swinging lifestyle niches. Second to that I publish six lifestyles related e-zines, pen an Internet syndicated column, "Hotwife Advice" and run The Slutty Wife Server, a Yahoo-style links index devoted to group sex. About to follow the yellow brick road and meander down new avenues..so I'll keep ya posted here! :-) My work keeps me .. for the most part out in the Pacific Northwest (Seattle and Vancouver, B.C.) and this is my playground.
What can I say that sticks about little ol me? MORE THAN ANYTHING: Wildly sensuous, sexually insatiable, girly-girl again... who's found her purpose in life..LOVING and being LOVED and sharing the message of free love and the embracing of feminine ideals/wiles.I've been told many more times than I can bear to hear that I am an outrageously sexy little creature (a byproduct of my gypsy grandmother Maria's jeans) so I've been banking on it since 1997. LOL..Just hatched that way I suppose and I'm now seeking to expand my world (and yours) beyond the everyday physical..through furtive friendship..matters of the heart..soul touching? "Share love in love".."spread the love".."more to love if we love everybody" ...whatever the configuration I like to say. :-) Make sense to you? Read on.
My wildest fantasy is to have sex partners (couples and bi females, and very select males--read "rock stars" young and old) from all over the world who travel to Seattle/Vancouver and other places I hang out to experience "me" along with everything else wild, fun & curiously adventurous. :-) What better way to begin fulfilling these fantasies but here over the WWW?! As I always like to say..there is a time and a place for everything. ;-) Hit me up if you're up for adventure, want to tell me your story or your interest is piqued or if you'd just like to say "Hi!" ..I support the hotwife/swinging lifestyle...:)
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IMPORTANT NOTE: My MySpace "Send" mail DOES NOT WORK. Only way to interact with me is via "Comments". Also note that if your "Comments" need approval we can't communicate. :-( If you want to hear back from me you'll have to add me as a "Friend" so I can "Comment" you. Not ignoring anyone, believe me..sorry--aughhhh MySpace!!!:-(

Lost an old family friend, 14 October 2006 :,-( Freddy Fender (Baldemar Huerta) 1937-2006
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Love, love, love. Humour, mirth, music sweet music, food, sex, friends...***sighs**

Hmmm...my official intro is to our right under "About Me" after disclaimer. If you want to know more head there first otherwise this section is devoted to what I like to do and what you might find yourself caught up in should we stand/sit/play together or side by side. :-)

Where to start, where to start? (!)
I am passionate about books and music and creating/cultivating/healing just about anything :) A few hobbies and interests..yeah..they run the gamut from romantic living, sensuous nesting (sexy home decorating) to business building, reading, writing, cooking fiery, healthful, decadent, vegetarian stuff (IT CAN BE DONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU), pampering and being pampered and spending time with my pets and people. :-) Dinner parties, cheezy movie marathons, music shows, burlesque shows, bedroom circus stunts, public displays of affection, sweet monkey love antics, naked parlour games...(the oily Twister game is such a cliche..I refuse to take part) a hot and bothered game of Sorry! or chubby checkers (tee-hee)perhaps? ;-)

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GIRL-GIRL FUN(!!!)

Sexy, laid back chilling with KOOKY, strong, (and not so..my girls and I will nurse and teach ya, honey.) bi or bi-curious, flamingly sexy, funny, spritually bent, exotic women (Latin penchant) and brainy, slutty looking platinum blonde types) clothed or unclothed. ;-)

THINGS THAT EXCITE ME:

"reverse snobbery"
open minds
amusing myself..
(yeah I laugh at my own
jokes LOUDLY; make mashed potato mountains, food faces, pleasurin' myself, findin' new ways to
break my vibrators)
sharing porn
married women's liberation
kissing
restaurant kids menus
fall foliage
cloudy and grey rainy days
lapsitting
seattle sunshine breaks
Kermit
ordering lumberjack breakfasts at Denny's
dim lighting
candlelight
retro kids toys
roadtrips with pals and pets
thrift shop scoring
flowers, flowers everywhere
giggle fits with girlfriends
music
intentional community
dachshund websites
high heels to Heaven
cookbooks
my sidekick, SuperFox
(technically she's a plaything.)LOL
raiding the fridge after doing the bedroom boogie.
paraffin pedicures
family feasts
sharing, caring..charity
friendly feasts, too
hot sauce..
yeah please pass it my way
organic farm stands
talking shit
Blue Bell ice cream OMFG
New York cheesecake
cake frosting
the sights, sounds and smells of mirthful monkey love
laid back spirituality
books..stacks and stacks of books
Southwestern.cookin'..Tex-Mex, New Mex,
Mex-Mex, Nuevo Mex, MORE Mex !!!!
cheap talk and strange wine
a fat peter (or did I mean Paul? hee hee)
a beautiful shaved kitty! meeeeeoow;-)
Mayan Chocolate Haagen-Dazs
GOOD friends. The real deal!
Cheezy fries at The Burger Master or Dick's.
fab, sexy, spirited friends with benefits
Chambord
flagrant, playful, flirting! (!!)
laughter, smirky kinda sense of humour
CARTOONS...bring 'em on..

On the flirrrting bit..

And if you don't already know me..be warned I am a shameless flirt! And to all the guys out there who read into that too much...shame on you! (spank, spank) and at the same time bless your heart! :-* I am not a "cougar" type..LOL...out to get you or anyone..just get a kick out of making people feel gooood.. If I have a definite interest in you, you WILL undoubtedly know it as we will take it offline like normal folks do. ;-) NOTE: Commenting me on MySpace does not constitute a relationship nor does it make you my boyfriend!

PEOPLE WHO TURN ME ON:

English rock stars, bona-fide musicos..(shape my highs), Bob Geldof, GEORGE HARRISON...surely the man of my dreams..(sighs), Paul McCartney, Bono.. (both much to George's annoyance, I'm sure. ;-)), Cher, Tina, glamazon women like Angelina Jolie, Karina Lombard, Stevie Nicks, Sting, David Bowie, people doing their thing and loving what they do and living their dreams. Oprah. Huminatarians, philanthropists..people making a difference in the world...

"I'll SHOW YOU MINE, IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS" INTERESTS..AHEM

Group configurations, grrl-grrl romps on the couch, incredibly romantic one-on-one marathons just about anywhere, little quickies, too. Latex/vinyl/PVC, role play, high heel/stockings/ a little bit of a foot fetish. (You worship mine.)
FEMDOM. A word every man in his right mind should know. I don't switch, BDSM'ers. No way, no how. Sorry.

Note to those who might want to "date" me...
I am not a "dater"..more of a "to be experienced" type and I've put it out to the Universe (and have added "Serious Relationships" to my profile) that I would like to meet my male match..twin soul so to speak. If you have a deeper interest on that level and feel the pull then you already *know* what to do! Don't be shy. :-) Deep everlasting love, a currvacious booty, thump, thumping heart, hugs and kisses out of nowhere and the pizza man's phone number await YOU. :-)

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I'd like to meet:



Other than meeting my idol, David Bowie..and a few other musical greats who won't mind my squawking parrot..I want more folks with heart, singing soul and free spirit..who see the world the way I do...peaceful and doing what they love while taking the time to love others....generous spirited, open hearted..yeah enchanted, mirthful, creative, imaginative, humourous lovers of life, animals, people, and environment...richer than a Chuao chocolate bar. yum.

The Foundation For A Better Life...It's about values, baby. :-)

Bowie con Arcade Fire "Wake Up"
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GREAT people more "light" than "dark". Honest, open-minded, progressive, liberal-leaning, spiritual/soulful, thoughtful, humourous, uninhibited, terribly considerate, and most importantly FEELING. Kids at heart. Warm, cuddly weiner dogs and people who get high on music sweet music and life itself.

Hmmm who else?

Chile heads, black sheep, multilinguals,(those well versed in the language of love particularly), bisexuals, Texana junkies, try-sexuals, SOCK MONKEYS, Latina lovers, foodies, nymphettes, oddly-curious brainiacs, Peanuts collectors, highly sensitives, feelers, thoughtful thinkers, wacky dachshund people, vixens, vamps, tramps, brainy bombshells, glamazons, sister sluts, wild wives, soulful souls, gurus of all kinds, and TRUE music lovers, too..This is an equal opportunity profile so I mustn't forget my fellow groupies, rock stars, rock star wanna-be's, horny hobos, the gloriously geeky, the unnoticed nerds, dorks, dweebs, pimply pimps and insomniac eBayers...I have much in common with you. :-) Hmmm..WHAT else? I get a real kick out of people doing "their thing", loving their love whatever that is to them, living out their dreams, etc..those who find happiness in the everday apparent. Love, love, love..

Yeah David Bowie again..(sighs)..and Bowie fans, fanatics, worshippers and followers..

Networking...

Contacts/angels/investors/friends/collaborators/mentors/supp orters to further my "life work" .. and off. I want to share my "free love" message across the Universe. Also open to pinup/retro modeling. Stockings, corsets and high heels.

WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET:

Bozos, brown-nosers, the so-cheap it hurts..(often goes far beyond the wallet) and the hyper conservative. Haters and anyone who knowingly hurts/exploits anyone or any thing weaker or smaller than them.

"You're no friend of mine." --Willie Nelson
Fly swat, swat, swat...what's that about? (!)

SO YOU WANNA CONNECT?

With all my projects it's difficult to find the time to IM. Best way to interact with me is old fashioned email and adding yourself to "My Friends" list here on MySpace.com. Please tell me a little about yourself. I love making friends. :) PLEASE NOTE: I get TONS of email here on MySpace.com so if you get on my "Friends" list or subscribe to my blogs it's easier for me to get to know you and thus share with you. I'm just "spread abit too thin" on this site and it's really hard to get back to everyone one on one. "Comments" to my profile, pics and blog, DO get my attention.

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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test

What Is Your Battle Cry?

S triding along the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Wifestyles! And she gives a low bellow:


"I'm seriously going to pummel you with such wanton cruelty, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"


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Music:



First and foremost anything that inspires, fuels and titillates for today. :-) Music IS my healing..my high!

my frazy music , movies and books !

I'm David Bowie fixated and possibly possessed.

Other likes...Rod Stewart, Cat Stevens, Super Tramp, ELO, U2, Aerosmith, AC/DC, (early) Cult, Beatles, Bee Gees (think "Idea"), Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks), Sting, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, The Kinks, Willie Nelson (yes..Mr. Great Divide, President of Texas) Linda Ronstadt, Led Zepelllin, The Who, The Doors, Michael Hutchence-era INXS, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Simon & Garfunkel...60's and 70's. Rock operas. Some opera, too.

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Movies:

Almost Famous, Jules et Jim, Moulin Rouge, The Rolling Stones Rock n' Roll Circus, Nightmare Before Xmas, No Direction Home, Somewhere In Time, Sex and Lucia (Paz! hottie you), Bizet's Carmen, rock operas, The Big Lebowski, E.T., Close Encounters of The Third Kind, Tommy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine. Classic rock concerts, documentaries, independent films.
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Television:

Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, L Word, Discovery Channel, Lonely Planet, VH-1, Queer As Folk, Desperate Housewives (supporting "my fellow South Texas Latin golden-skinned girly grrl" Eva!) Food Network/Food TV, (Good Eats), Playboy TV. Anything sex on SHO and HBO.

Books:

Great Bordellos of The World, Be My Guest, The Simple Living Guide, The Passionate Palate, Whole Earth Catalog, Courtesan, Kosher Adultery, Road Food, Romancing The Ordinary, Women Who Run With The Wolves, The Game of Life And How To Play It, Midnight Farm, Culinaria USA, The Gospel According To The Beatles, Entertaining Is Fun, I Married Adventure (groovy cover), The Bombshell Manual of Style, The Bad Girls' Guide To The Open Road, The Bad Girls' Guide To Getting What You Want, The Bad Girls Guide To The Party Life, The Erotic Silence of The American Wife, Open Marriage. Xaviera's SuperSex, The Best Part of A Man, The Art of Rock, The Art of Modern Rock, TAO of Willie (yes, Nelson) ;-*

LQQK!- Tee-hee!:

Heroes:



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Xaviera Hollander
Bono
Nina Hartley
Lola Montez
John Lennon
George Harrison
(my spiritual sidekick..LOVE HIM to pieces ;-*********)
David Bowie

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LLamas

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Been a long time

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Breakfast :-)~

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