I am interested in just about everything except sports, not including archery. Archery is seriously cool. I also dig photography, old Mini-Coopers and magic, except for David Copperfield (my archenemy).
SITTING DUCK by Gregory Bedard
Peter Jackson - Because he did what I knew to be impossible.
James Randi, Penn & Teller and Ricky Jay because there's still room in my skull, Salma Hayek because I'm a guy and Michael Caine because he's fucking Michael Caine!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: April 12
Birthplace: Middle-of-nowhere, California
Current Location: The-frozen-north.
Location if you won the Lottery: San Luis Obispo, CA.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-9 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Laughing Mediterranean peoples.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennies
Best Morning Radio Show in America?: The KQRS Morning Show
Your Weakness: Tamales.
Your Fears: That incredibly stupid people who don't vote will start.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage & Black olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to be the filling in a Salma Hayek and Charlize Theron sandwich.
Thoughts First Waking Up: How can I make my Christmas lights better?
Your Best Physical Feature: Chicks dig my arms.
Your Bedtime: I sleep when I'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: I really don't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Do you know why a businessman is the President of Nicaragua? Because Pepsi wanted him to be.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dino's Gyros!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Twinings, and don't forget the fucking lemon!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate: put your safety glasses on and keep out of my way.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Double Latte, shot of Hazelnut.
Do you Smoke: Not anymore.
Do you Swear: I'm a former stagehand. Union regs mandate a minimum of 6 "fucks", 19 "shits" and at least 1 "Oh, what the fuck is this fucking bullshit?" per day. No shit.
Do you Sing: Restraining order says no.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, and I didn't murder the bitch, so there.
Do you want to go to College: Do you know what you call the guy who graduated last in his class in medical school? Doctor. Get the point?
Do you think you are Attractive: Sexy-ugly. Sorta like Harvey Keitel
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: A few, and all of them poorly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I would prefer my testicles not reside in a glass jar on the mantelpiece, thank you very much.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is this some kind of code? I'll just say yes and point out that I was fucking awesome.
How do you want to die: I'm not going to die. Never. Never ever
What country would you most like to visit?: Just Greece...and maybe New Zealand, Scotland, the Czech Republic, Australia, Spain, the rest of the UK, Italy, Iceland, Thailand, Portugal, and I might as well hit Belgium while I'm at it.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 87,128
Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Tom Petty, George Thorogood, Creedence and, strangely enough, Kate Bush. Remember, I'm quite old.
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Movies are being pasted into my blog. Know my movies, know me.
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.
Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
PBS. Just about everything else nowadays is crap (Holy Cats, I guess I am old!) But I really miss this guy:
CHIEF INSPECTOR MORSE
Arthur Rex, by Thomas Berger, A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess, One flew over the Cuckoo's nest, by Ken Kesey, Raymond Chandler, Douglas Adams, Robert Heinlein (before he went nuts) and Harry Potter is definitely a guilty pleasure.
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Harry Houdini - He came from nothing and achieved immortality.
Thanks for making it fun, Steve.
Alec Issigonis - Creator of the Mini Cooper