apologies to my public |
Hey little dudes, just a quick note to let you groovers know that the ol' JC will be a bit late for church tomorrow. Unfortunately a bit of a mechanical failure with the ol JC wagon & a few ...
Posted by jesus on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST |
Jehovahs witnesses |
You have to admire those johovah's witnesses. A real test of faith that blood transfusion thing is. But I happened across quite a strange phenomenon the other day. I was out walking my pet ferret and ...
Posted by jesus on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST |
What kind of a title is "Mufti" anyway |
I like to keep myself up to date with what's happening with religious matters round the globe and our Australian friends would be well aware that that naughty mufti has been at it again. There's no st...
Posted by jesus on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST |
The Immaculate Conception |
It's getting closer to my birthday & thought I should let you in on a little secret. The immaculate conception is a load of bull crap.
Now think about it. A chick can't even get pregnant if she si...
Posted by jesus on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST |
The second coming |
Ok what I am about to say may shock you all but the prophecy of the second coming is a total load of bull crap!
I mean obviously I have been here all of this time rockin it out under-ground style.
So ...
Posted by jesus on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST |
Anger |
Angry people are really scared; their anger is a defence mechanism. All anger stems from fear; next time you feel angry try to understand what you are scared about so that you don't get angry. Being a...
Posted by jesus on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST |
Jesus Christ Supercop |
Check it out guys- my debut in crime drama as a suspected felon! There's some really hot action in this! It'll really have you glued to your screens just crying out for the next hot installment! Gotta...
Posted by jesus on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST |
Xenu & the intergalactic confederacy |
The other week I was just trying out the new religion of scientology cause I reckon that Tom Cruise is an OK kinda dude. But I stumbled upon a piece of scripture (that is detailed below) and quite fra...
Posted by jesus on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST |
My birthday |
It's just under one month till my birthday and I have to say that I ain't gonna be wasting it this year spending time in a stanky church. No way man. That wine in the church that they blasphemously cl...
Posted by jesus on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST |
Pot |
I was out clubbin last weekend and noticed that there is a lot of pot about. And the pot these days seems to be a lot stronger than when my dad gave me a plant. God dads pot was good, but the st...
Posted by jesus on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST |
