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The Venton Gimps

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About Me

There are many rumours concerning the origin of the Venton Gimps and what follows is one of those many. Way back in the mid ‘70s, an entrepreneur, with the given name of Venton Gimp but known by the industry as ‘The Captain’, had an idea to cash in on the emerging punk scene. At the time, all interest was centred on London but the Captain chose to invest his capital elsewhere; Cornwall, in fact. Safely tucked away in the West Country, his project was protected from the prying eyes of the media who notoriously never search out a story if it involves more than one change of tube.His first recruit was his nephew, Ax who was still perfecting his art so the Captain decided to speed things along a little and bought him a guitar. Other guitarists have claimed the ability to make their instrument speak or even sing but Ax soon learnt to make his sick. Ax was soon joined by his identical twin, Holler who took on the role of lead vocalist with almost enough enthusiasm to make up for his lack of ability; but not quite.The duo swiftly became a trio with the addition of cousin Rumble on bass and collections of notes roughly resembling songs were formed. Things were looking good and the newly christened ‘Venton’s Puppets’ were on the verge of achieving almost cult status when the Captain went missing. He was gone for 30 years and came back with a drum machine.Wallop joined as drummer because the other three had problems with a machine that never paid for a round. The quartet also found the name ‘Puppets’ a bit demeaning so they became The Venton Gimps. The rest, as they say, is history; or it will be when it’s in the past. Myspace Layouts
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Member Since: 9/14/2006
Band Website: is this one not enough?
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Record Label: stick your label up your ass
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Studio Blog

We decided to follow the example set by the more famous bands that go into the studio at the end of a tour. Obviously, ours was a slightly scaled down project; we played a support slot to The Sycamor...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:18:00 PST

POW Review

We got to Helston and the phone went. It was Oracy and they wanted to know if we were coming and if the Eyelids were coming as they'd been there ages. We were coming; we were at Helston and the Eyelid...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

Birth of the Gimps

          There are many rumours concerning the origin of the Venton Gimps and what follows is one of those many.        ...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

Gimps too sexy for Myspace

We got this message after using a photo of a WOODEN ship's figurehead. We had to remove an image (or images) from your account because they violated our Terms of Use. Our site is for people as young a...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

Beer of the Year Award

Election fever has taken hold; what with Red Stripe and Skinners getting bands to compete for glory. So, we thought we would give local breweries the opportunity to fight it out between themselves ove...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST

Politician of the Week

Following Julia Goldsworthy’s idea to have a featured ’band of the week’ on her Myspace profile we thought it only fair to repay the compliment.Jeremy Thorpe is this week’s fea...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

Size Isnt Everything

Maybe wanting to be big in Minnesota is not enough. We thought they’d all be flattered by our interest in their city and add us but this has not been the case. Two weeks ago we did about 4...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:49:00 PST

Big in Minnesota

The Venton Gimps are going to be big in Minnesota. There are a few obstacles that stand in our way but there are also a few things in our favour. They are listed below:   OBSTACLES We have neve...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:28:00 PST

The Rise and Fall of My Chemical Romans Empire

          I set up a new Myspace profile as My Chemical Romance and left a comment on The Venton Gimps' site saying, 'We really like your songs and would l...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:10:00 PST

Our Last Gig

          Our fourth and final gig of 2007 took place at one of the Cuckoo Club's new homes, Bar 200 in Truro. I am writing about it now because I am sitti...
Posted by The Venton Gimps on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:40:00 PST