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About Me

I like ear scratches, naps and peanut butter-filled kongs....not necessarily in that order....I go on "W's" with my daddy Billy and my uncle Anthony and Aunt Ashley....I like to sniff stuff (especially crotches-please don't be offended)....I like to pee on stuff...I like to run down the hallway at closing time and lock the front door with daddy...my eyes match my coat...I'm always naked except my collar...my daddy picks up my poop in a plastic bag

My Interests

peanut butter, rubber tires, "w's" and "t-r-e-a-t-s"...

I'd like to meet:

any bitches who share similar interests

Music:

Bow Wow Wow, Snoop Dogg, the English Dogs, Slaughter and the Dogs, Boxer, L'il Bow Wow, anything by the Ruff Riders, Argy Bargy, Styx, you get the idea

Movies:

Dogma, Dogtown, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, Lady and the Tramp, 101 Dalmations, Girls Gone Wild vol 2

Television:

Happy Tree Friends, The Essential Clash DVD

Books:

Sounder, Old Yeller, anything by Anne Rice

Heroes:

Spuds Mackenzie, daddy, the dog that got his master a beer from the fridge...I'm still working on that trick

My Blog

Thicker than water

Moose: 1Skunks: 1I unleashed months of pent-up fury and resentment by tearing a skunk in half with astonishing speed and brutality. And so a bitter rivalry has begun.
Posted by Moose on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:32:00 PST

(more like Hunt-ed)

Skunks: 1 Moose: 0
Posted by Moose on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

They call me Hunter

Moose: 2, Mice: 0
Posted by Moose on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Arthritis Shmarthshmitis

So I haven't really been broadcasting it but I've been experiencing debilitating arthritis for about a full year now in both of my back knees. I'm telling you this now because I'm proud to say that wi...
Posted by Moose on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:34:00 PST

rain rain go away...shoot, what's the rest of that one?

today it's raining...I don't like it....when Daddy makes me "sit" outside during the rain, I don't really sit....I hover over the ground, just clearing it by an inch...the ground is soo cold!...I like...
Posted by Moose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today was great!

I woke daddy up early so he could take me out to pee...after licking his face, we pee'd...then it was so great...I ate breakfast ...I took several naps throughout the entire day...for a treat, daddy g...
Posted by Moose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST