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About Me

I enjoy inclement conversation, subjective nobility, jugular vocal disposition, contempoaneous hydrology, and once in a great while, an occasional trip to a roller rink with my beautiful wife Marissa Danielle Reich for skating and giggles :.People have called me "weird" since I was a young child :.A chicken nugget used to live in my bathroom and he would hide behind the sink and the bath tub. I would see him only once in a while out of the corner of my eye. He would sneak out for a brief moment while I was taking a piss, flip me off, then run away. He has been gone and/or missing for sum time now. Since then I got a tattoo of him having relations with a french fry on my left leg :. made with the Cosmoedit Myspace editor
The day I took my vows women wept around the world :.

My Interests

My beautiful wife Marissa Reich, Three wheeled vehicles, Monkeys, Freemasonry and any historical facts pre-dating 5,000 B.C. :.

I'd like to meet:

Chewbacca, The Fonz, Homer Simpson, God and The Devil :.

Music:

Music is probably the most important entity in the entire universe! Being a musician of Dyslexic Dexterity, and a long time audio voyeur, I beleive there is no "right" or "wrong" music. Music is completely subjective by nature and should never be taken for granted :.

Movies:

In the early 90's I was in some films. Michael James Persico and myself became friends shortly after I dropped out of junior college. He convinced me that there was more to life than Galaga and Crazy Horse Beer. I defy anyone to find any footage of any film I was in. The only hint I'll give you is Midgets & Catoninetails :.

Television:

I once had the pleasure of meeting Mr. T. Not only was he much shorter than I thought he'd be, he was nice and rather handsome :.

Books:

"The Secret Teachings Of All Ages"

Heroes:

My wife because she must have super powers to put up with me! :.