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Murphy P. Moose

I'm the Moose with the Sweet Caboose!

About Me


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I was born a poor moose in South Africa, then moved to Ireland to live with my drunk mother. Then from there we lived in Canada where I studied to be an Orthodox Jew. Finally I ended up in a fireworks/cheese/gift/gas/fudge/Packers Store in Beloit Wisconsin. I was liberated by my present owners. While at my present residence I spent my days Online getting my degree as a Lawyer, Doctor, Dentist, Armed Security Guard, Sanitation Supervisor, and Sandwich Artist. Even with all these degrees I still do nothing all day but sleep and yell at my neighbor "Barkey" the Dog. Most recently, I have had to spend a lot of time fighting my new housemate Lenny the Dog. I have not been very happy about that new development. Occasionally I peer out the window to keep an eye on the garden that my owners planted and put me in charge of. My Armed Security guard training comes in handy when dealing with a gun fight between the Tomatoes and Cucumber...
Read my Blog to find out my latest adventures!

My Interests


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Watching the Soup
Golfing
Playing High Stakes Poker
Plotting to destroy "Barkey" and "Lenny"
Eating
Chicks, Man

I'd like to meet:

I'm currently most concerned about meeting Suri Cruise.
"Oprah, Girlfriend"
Lou from the Soup
Joel from the Soup
"Chicks, Man"
Anybody on CHAT STEW
Tony Danza
Brokeback Gorillas
Tom Cruise
Nouvelle Shiloh Jolie Pitt
Kevin Federline

Music:


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Anything I can shake my booty to


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Movies:

Welcome to Mooseport
Hoodwinked

Television:

The Soup
The best week ever
Boxing
The Shield
Rescue me
Nip Tuck
Oprah

Heroes:

Bullwinkle

My Blog

My Summer TV

New fave summer show= On the Lot.  Reality contest ala American Idol- With movies!  Stay tuned and I'll tell you who to vote for.  Worst summer show so far (granted this is ONLY 1 week...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Moose getting ready for vacation

It's been awhile since your favorite moose has been on to blog and post comments.  But I have been extremely busy, My peeps are geeting ready for a complete kitchen remodel and i have been pickin...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

The Return of Barkey

My friend Jim just pointed out that I must be curled up on a couch somewhere because I haven't blogged in a while.  Nothing could be more to the contrary. In fact, I, Murphy P. Moose have been ...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

Dolphin Hatin' or Lovin'?

My last couple of blogs have been dull city.  I've been trying to get back into it.  I'm in a quagmire my friends.  I use to like dolphins, now I'm not so sure.  Pros: 1. Tyra Ba...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

I've solved the Iraq crisis

Iraq would be solved by telling everyone to go to their corners and stay there with their noses to the wall until they were all so tired that they would have to do what we say. Then we would have the...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

Spam messages

I logged on to myspace today and had 5 new messages (alot for your friend, Murphy P. Moose).  I was sad to find out that 4 of them had profiles already deleted and "Barbie" is probably on her way...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST

Grillz

So I recently got a new grill.  It's really nice and I like it a lot. I've yet to figure out how to use it though so I just kind of sit on it. Things for your friend, Murphy P. Moose, have been ...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST

I've been Poisoned!!!!

 Your friend, Murphy P. Moose is very sick friends.  You many have heard about the plague of salmonella (damn salmon, I hate Salmon) through the peanut butter sweeping the country.  We...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

My Invite to my Ex's Birthday Party

For those of you who are long time readers you know about how Paris and I had a thing going.  My other buddy, Lou, from the Soup, was with Tinkerbell and things were going good until she never an...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

COLD MOOSE!

I moved here from Wisconsin because it was supposed to be warmer!  (two other possible stories are because 1. that's where the peeps who liberated me from slavery at the cheese/fudge/fireworks/co...
Posted by Murphy P. Moose on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST