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Jesus

I'll be back

About Me

I was into love when love wasn't cool. My friends think I'm over-rated. I died on a cross but that was my thing. Don't let anyone make you feel guilty about it. Anyone who tries to do that is unholy. I'm basically pretty laid back, forgiving to a fault, and very trusting. I enjoy helping professional sports teams win championships and deciding who gets Oscars and Grammys. I like to wear dresses on Sundays.

My Interests

Surfing, parties, hanging around

I'd like to meet:

I love everyone, but I'd really like to meet Julia Roberts.

Music:

the BeeGees, KISS, Supertramp, Boz Scags, it's all good.